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Joel Eisenberg

@joeleisenberg.bsky.social
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Award-winning writer of The Chronicles of Ara novels. Author and screenwriter. Producer of film and television. WGA member. PEN America member. Words are my weapons and I wear my passion on my sleeve. Lit rep: Scott Kaufman at Buchwald.

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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The brilliant Rain Pryor is the daughter of a very Jewish mother… and comic legend Richard Pryor. We are producing a play reading in New York this summer, with the hopes of landing an Off-Broadway run. Can you help make Rain’s dream come true? gofund.me/f78b8f817
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Donate to Support "Pass The Matzo": A New Play by Rain Pryor, organized by Rain Pryor
We are thrilled to invite you to join the production team of P… Rain Pryor needs your support for Support "Pass The Matzo": A New Play by Rain Pryor
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Touché. Courtesy of Clarence Bonner
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Get a load of this excuse: He said the image portrayed him as a “doctor,” until the “fake news” convinced everyone otherwise. And so he deleted it… www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Trump faces backlash over post depicting him like Jesus
The image was deleted from President Trump's Truth Social account, but the president said it depicted him as a "doctor, making people better."
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good Morning…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
In Episode 6 of our podcast, Mike and I agree on hardly anything as it regards our most anticipated films of 2026. That, and did you know Steven Spielberg never made a UFO movie? “Close Encounters” doesn’t really exist, you see. Long story. Take a gander… www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnU...
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Episode 6: Our Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2026
YouTube video by I Don't Give A Sh*t What You Think Podcast
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Shocking, I know… www.yahoo.com/finance/news...
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Oil surges and US stock futures fall after Trump offers no clear timeline to end war in Iran
Oil prices surged and equity futures dropped after President Trump's address to the nation on the war in Iran.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Epstein Files About 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser Kept Secret
The Justice Department has not released dozens of Jeffrey Epstein files linked to allegations that Donald Trump sexually assaulted a child decades ago, according to a report. The bombshell allegations...
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Between Hegseth and Trump, Jesus Christ is getting an awful lot of play lately. Yet, if he was around, surely ICE would have taken him into custody by now…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hoping some of you can relate to a deeply personal essay such as this one. For those who feel like giving up and need to read something like this today… joeleisenberg.medium.com/recovery-aft...
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After My Life Came Last
I almost gave up following the unexpected passing of my wife. I have since remarried, proving the faintest glimmers of hope can flourish.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
As unhinged as ever…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ll get it out of my system. One and done. Trump dies. Vance dies. Can you imagine this impotent schmuck becoming the leader of the free world? Who is the lesser of three evils?
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Taking a break from politics and delving into other horrors… I’ve long been addicted to 1970’s and 1980’s slasher and splatter films. This ep covers #Halloween #ChildsPlay #TheTexasChainsawMassacre George Romero’s #DawnoftheDead and #ANightmareonElmStreet. Enjoy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=SPmf...
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Episode 5: The Slasher Movie Debate
YouTube video by I Don't Give A Sh*t What You Think Podcast
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Never ends. apple.news/Aot0hHa99R26...
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GOP Bill Would Make Women Use 'Catch Kits' On Toilets To Stop ‘Abortion Water’ — HuffPost
The bill would make it illegal to flush abortion or miscarriage remains down a toilet
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Good Morning.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dear sycophants…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
More on a theme…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
FYI…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Surprised? Have a Snickers.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
#Truth
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Murderous intent, true to form.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
More horseshit, courtesy of one of Trump‘s most rabid lapdogs… apple.news/A79b1BsnbRaG...
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FCC chair threatens to pull TV licenses over Iran news coverage. Why that's highly unlikely — Los Angeles Times
FCC Chair Brendan Carr goes after broadcast networks as negative stories mount against the Trump administration amid Iran war.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Courtesy of the U.S. Carny-in-Chief who claims we won the war in the first hour of conflict—amidst a crowd of grinning MAGA fetishists—while feigning ignorance of our responsibility for Tomahawk missiles obliterating a school in Iran, the bastard’s so-called “Board of Peace” will implode in 5…4…3…2…
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Harold S @oldredsubby.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
www.mercurynews.com/2026/03/09/o...
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‘Outrageous’: Furor grows over ICE’s arrest, deportation of 6-year-old deaf Hayward child
The uproar follows allegations that ICE agents mislead the family’s attorney and separated the child from vital equipment he needs to properly hear.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Absolutely.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If there is in truth no formal plan as it regards Iran, then it goes to follow there is no exit ramp. We’re in for a long haul. 
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Trump’s grave is gonna be the most popular gender-neutral bathroom in the world.” — Courtesy of my stepdaughter, Brianna Corinne. Author unknown. 
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Thx Jeanna Gates for sharing this truth-bomb (though it dropped over 600 points today).
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Good Morning.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Taking a much-needed break from the news, I’m starting a podcast w/my two brothers. Working out the bugs (incl my being on camera). Take a look, like & subscribe if so inclined. And let us know if you agree with our first round of choices of Oscar’s greatest snubs… youtu.be/POYs8K1aG-g?...
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Episode 2: Oscar's Greatest Snubs (Part 1)
YouTube video by I Don't Give A Sh*t What You Think Podcast
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Speaks for itself…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Trump is sending his “immigration” assassins to the Olympics. That’ll go over well.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Good Morning.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Any questions?
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
#Perfect
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Taking a break from rage posting for a moment. I’m very proud of this film, on which I’m an Executive Producer. Vanessa Hudgens is a revelation. Multi-hyphenate Anthony Thorne and his team knocked it out of the park as far as I’m concerned. More news soon…
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Good Morning.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If history repeats, it must repeat in more than one direction. 
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m tired of the cutesy memes and GIFs. Let’s call the prevailing winds for what they are: #Nazism
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A close friend, who is more a brother of mine, purchased a new apartment in his native Buenos Aires. He offered my new wife and I a key. I don’t want to run from the U.S. I want to fight. Though I’m staying, I’m beyond emotionally ready to get the fuck out. Human life means nothing here.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
To be continued.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#Truth
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Creator, whoever you are, take a bow.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alex Pretti wasn’t a part of “engineered chaos.” He was a nurse who cared about people. An individual. What is “engineered chaos” is what this admin is doing in blue cities to justify invocation of the insurrection act.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
And they didn’t wear masks.
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Joel Eisenberg @joeleisenberg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Conspiracy theory? Science fiction? This has nothing to do with illegal immigration. This is about Trump trying to build a MAGA army.
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