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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 1h
let me guess, someone chose to be offended by this rather than engage with someone they disagree with
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 1h
I just realized that since Avengers Doomsday is coming out at Christmas time my annual Trans-Latverian Orchestra joke is going to seem like it's a reference to it. that irritates me
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 6h
he looks like a fool
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 6h
Mom and sister dragging me to some chick flick they like ... Terminator 2: Judgment Day. keeping an open mind...
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 7h
I had a pretty good free sample of chocolate toffee. but a lot of the people seem so desperate that I was discouraged from taking samples
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 7h
it's not bad to walk around in. and we saw a pretty good magic show for free. but the constant carnival barking salesmanship puts me on serious edge
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 7h
the Texas State Fair coupon system is one of the great ripoffs of society
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 7h
is he ageing in reverse
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 7h
she can Venmo a coach??
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 9h
beef playoffs
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 14h
doesn't resonate with me at all
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm the one person who used to comment on The AV Club who has never read Klosterman so this is a first for me
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nr. sister loaned me this and said I should read it. she claims it is appropriate Shocktober reading. we'll see...
The Visible Man by Chuck Klosterman
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
both times I have visited Dallas I have had the thought that King absolutely nailed the city
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
listening to Dallas in Dallas ... wow
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they show The Office on MTV now? pathetic
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Backrooms end credits on HBO rn
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anything good on TV?
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
on a family trip and your mom goes to sleep at 8:30 >>>>>>
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said no JFK stuff on this Dallas trip but Dealey Plaza is calling my name like a siren
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he basically owned the Psycho board
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did you ever read ecarle? no joke one of my favorite films writers ever. all on the IMDb boards
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Austin is Venom, Dallas is Carnage
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
palpable waves of evil emanate from Dallas at all times
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anecdotal dispatch from the Amtrak observation car: the GOP base has turned against Trump
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on a long enough timeline he is right of course but Clark Gable is a lot more lasting and famous than whoever the equivalent talk show host would have been at the time
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm saying if a ghost appeared here it would be scary
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how scary would it be if a ghost appeared here
an empty Amtrak train dining area
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've read enough old Letterboxd entries of mine saying stuff like this about movies I don't even remember anything about to know it means nothing
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
train book no 1
Black Hornet by James Sallis
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did he die
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Frankensteins Did 9/11 @christhefriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is also how I would like to go.
The New York Post, she has asked to be shot by an all-female firing squad instead.
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolutely could not be me!
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am going on a train voyage today
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he looks so fucked up
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've decided the funniest part of this is "Listen to the soulful sounds of the saxophone, trumpet, and other jazz instruments," a sentence so funny I wish I had written it
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remembered that this song absolutely kicks ass music.youtube.com/watch?v=3KGA...
music.youtube.com
What The Hell
YouTube video by Ohio Players - Topic
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is huge
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
his name was Earl
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The Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Part of what makes the universal monster movies so impressive is their ability to create imagery that slices through kitsch of the era like a knife through butter. Part of what makes an image like a father carrying his dead daughter so electric is that hes walking through basically an epcot village
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
serious question, is this the greatest television show of all time
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone who would get excited about something like this must feel a deep ache for something most of us take for granted. it's kind of heartbreaking. imagine thinking a chatbot can give you taste
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP king youtu.be/Q6Ovvj-YpEM?...
youtu.be
Mr. Belding Impersonates Ben Franklin | Triumph's Summer Election Special 2016 | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-…
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at long last some real appreciation...
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@alfiesays.bsky.social
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(in an all-night cafe across the street from the Paris Cinematheque, talking to a group of people who look like they're from The Dreamers) so I've been getting really into Mr. Bill lately,
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I'm not coordinated enough for regular floss. either that or my coordination was atrophied by using the picks. but the twin-line strands made me feel like I was flossing for the first time and I've never looked back
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have two words for you: Plackers Twin-Line
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