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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie

@joekenyon.bsky.social
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62yr old resister, Connecticut, Published & Copyrighted Artist/Author, Sculptor, Ceramics, Leather, Musician, Polymath 🐈 whisperer, my etsy: CeramicShak.etsy.com author of Alchemists Cookbook at ceramicshak.etsy.com/listing/459327…

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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 9h
Im going to bed. Goodnight. Wake me up when hes dead. 🖖🏽
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
Yeh, i didnt even think about that. But come to think of it, ive never seen any actual little kids around since i moved here a year ago. Which would explain not getting trick or treaters last year. Its not the best of neighborhoods. I dont expect them this year either. Moneys tight all around.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
....and....i dont have candy. that shit costs money too. 😂🤣😂🤣💀☠️👻
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
Yeh, i can hear it now.... "Hey kids! want some free candy?" pass. im not the type to own a spray painted van with "free back rubs" painted on the side.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
I dont have bail money for that! and its wrong.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
Id still have to pay them! LOL! Im flat broke. The only thing i have is paper, leather, glue, and time. If i had the $, I would hire people, or farm it out to an online company to print. Times are tough, and Im on social security disability at 62 and can BARELY move. so, it is what it is.🤷🏽‍♂️
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Will Smith: It Is What It Is Shrug
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 10h
thanks! Theyre just SOOOO time consuming to make. Because theyre hand sewn they take days to make. This is the late medieval style of binding. Thats why i can only make a limited number of hardbound ones. But the hardcover books will come with surprises included in them.
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Surprise Surprised
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 11h
I believe youre RIGHT! I also believe, shes not alone!
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 11h
its REALLY fucked up that I am FORCED to think of certain members of congress in ways...like one is almost braindead, several are criminal, several are traitorous, some are complacent while others are collaborators or co-conspirators... & THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE PRESIDENTS CABINET!
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In Color
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 11h
I already have a bug bundle (a while side) of this leather I got it a couple years ago. heres the bundle in both flash, and no flash photography. Its a kinda dark burgundy. (a little wrinkly before being stretched and glued, but you get the idea.)
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 11h
This is the exact way the new hardbound books will look. I made this one in Red pebble grained leather. The finished Alchemists Cookbook will actually be BIGGER! Theyre 8-1/2"x11" each, and 200 pages. the book shown is 6" x 9") But Im doing the exact same spine and covers. I already have leather
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 16h
Boom! Heres the pre-order link. Alchemists Cookbook. [preorder sales will help in speeding up the printing process by allowing a minor printer upgrade to a tank model, rather than cartridges. If you see any mistakes, lemme know. ceramicshak.etsy.com/listing/4593...
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Pre Order Alchemists Cookbook, a Book of Tips, Tricks, Recipes, Devices, Chemistry, Mechanics, Useful Information - Etsy
This Reference Books item is sold by CeramicShak. Ships from Bloomfield, CT. Listed on Oct 11, 2026
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 12h
Sorry folks. But I must post this. i dont have a choice right now. things are REALLY rough. gofund.me/60860fa36
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Donate to Help Joe Recover from Spinal Cord Injuries, organized by Joseph Kenyon
My name is Joe, Im 62, and disabled because of my spine and rely solely on So… Joseph Kenyon needs your support for Help Joe Recover from Spinal Cord Injuries
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 12h
Hey: to all you Data Centers everywhere.... You in danger, girl! (this includes USA data centers. So, I recommend folks store their Important files, important documents, & pics, LOCALLY, Store them on portable cards, chips, and portable hard drives. You know, just in case.)
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Whoopi Goldberg: You In Danger, Girl
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 12h
shes gotta go. like all the rest of them.
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Waiting
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 12h
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤷🏽‍♂️
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Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 13h
Kentucky Fried.
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KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken Bucket in Sky
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 13h
holy shit! Thats Uncanny! 🤣🤔🤣🤔🤣🤔🤣💀💀💀
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 15h
The Pre-Order listing for a signed hand printed First Edition copy, is Live starting right now. Each copy is a hand signed & series numbered copy. It can be found at my etsy site. Instant Download version will be available Dec 20th 2026. ceramicshak.etsy.com/listing/4593...
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 16h
Boom! Heres the pre-order link. Alchemists Cookbook. [preorder sales will help in speeding up the printing process by allowing a minor printer upgrade to a tank model, rather than cartridges. If you see any mistakes, lemme know. ceramicshak.etsy.com/listing/4593...
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Pre Order Alchemists Cookbook, a Book of Tips, Tricks, Recipes, Devices, Chemistry, Mechanics, Useful Information - Etsy
This Reference Books item is sold by CeramicShak. Ships from Bloomfield, CT. Listed on Oct 11, 2026
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 16h
To be completely clear, the afore mentioned book Im printing (Alchemists cookbook) is a COMPANION BOOK to the "Anarchists Cookbook" from the 1970's. It is not connected to the original book in any way, uses none of its content & with no connection to the original authors. this ONLY a SIMILAR book.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
(nods) ✊🏽resist by any means necessary.
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Man Taps His Nose
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
I mean...... I already have the paper to print them. Enough for at least couple thousand copies. And i already have a printer (though i may have to upgrade to a tank model) Might as well use the paper for something "constructive" 🤣 hahahaha! words.
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Addams Family
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
in other words, if there is something you may want to see explained, give a shout! I like booby traps, tricks, disorienting stuff.... Hey... if its asymmetrical warfare, youll want it. Just saying.. Be prepared!
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SNL's Colin Jost: Just Saying
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
its all good! I don't need full on "how to's". Just an idea once in a while is welcome, I will do the research and compile the ideas, figure it all out, put it in text, and go from there. In some cases I'll draw images, or use photos where necessary.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
I can always use suggestions for additions to the book. So if you get ideas, just drop a comment. I can always use ideas for tricks, traps, chemistry recipes, simple mechanical tricks, so...Keep it in mind. Nothings gone to print yet, I can add stuff.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
absolutely. That is the goal. The first 2 will be available at the same time. Hand binding leather bound copies takes me a lot longer for each one, and will be pricy u fortunately, because I only know how to hand stitch them without machines. So, those will be after the others are available.
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Steve Kornacki: Every Single One Of Them
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
Boom! There it is!
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
#RESIST EVEN WHEN IT PHYSICALLY HURTS. The struggle is real. Im 62. I just had major back surgery, new hardware, and it hurts a lot. Its hard to move. I cant physically protest. So, Its THE LEAST I CAN DO to help the resistance. This is info everyone should have, in the event of emergencies. 🖖🏽
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Baby Yoda and the Frog: Real The Struggle Is
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 18h
When I say i am PRINTING my own Alchemist Cookbook books, I mean I am ACTUALLY PRINTING them. This is the lino-cut printing block to make the front cover image Alchemists Stone symbol for the soft cover books. The soft covers will be Blue cardstock, With a black Alchemists Stone symbol on the front.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
Ive decided on also having this new book available in 3 options. The Alchemists Cookbook: (This is the symbol on the front cover) 1: as an instant download for only $2 OR 2: a hard copy paperback (8"x11", which is printed, bound by me. cost being determined now) OR 3: Hard cover special in leather.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
(nods) One way or the other, that MUST change. But a thought occurs.. He cant pardon ANYONE if he dies too early from a heart attack, stroke, or ....other cause. Just saying...
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SNL's Colin Jost: Just Saying
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
typo .... that should say 1970's. not 1979
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
Alchemists Cookbook Chapter 2 Tripwire electrical switch.. made from household items. (I will be allowing preorders of this book in my etsy site soon.) This is a companion book to the Anarchists Cookbook from the 1979's but with modern info and additions.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
If we win the midterms in both house and senate,... watch... A ton of them will leave the country to avoid prosecution.(Venezuela?) because.... you know... Yeh.. We ARE coming for them all. There WILL be prison. At bare minimum. TRAITORS BEWARE.
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Forrest Gump Jump
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 19h
(cough cough cough bullshit cough cough) I dont believe a damned thing the orange duffus says. Not a single thing.
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Fake Cough
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 20h
I am GETTING READY to start PreOrders for copies of the book. I expect to go to print in 30 days (ish) It will be available to purchase on my Etsy site when its bound into book form. I am self publishing, printing & binding them myself. CeramicShak.etsy.com
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CeramicShak - Etsy
Shop Art, Sculpture, Ceramics, Prints, Leather crafts & more by CeramicShak located in Bloomfield, Connecticut.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 20h
For those that dont know, The Alchemists Cookbook is going to be an inspired answer to the 1970's book (The Anarchists cookbook) with new ideas, new formulas, tricks, gadgets & up to-date info that was unavailable in the '70s. So, This will be a COMPANION BOOK to the Anarchists cookbook. /2
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 20h
Chapter 11 Making nitric acid. I will start publishing +printing the Alchemists cookbook shortly. 🖖🏽✌🏽 Stay safe.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 22h
Russian bot activity drops substantially after UK hits data center in RU. Hmmm. Should we start hitting certain data centers here too? 🤔 youtu.be/9HON8f19kFY?...
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Ukraine Hits Third Russian Data Centre (In Vladmir) -- Russian Bot Traffic DROPS
YouTube video by Suchomimus
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 22h
And rightfully so. 🖖🏽✌🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 22h
WTF???
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Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 22h
((jump scare!))
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Dayum
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 22h
The EXACT same principal applies to the Fed Govt with its own "product"...ICE. theyre simply out of control dogs. Mauling people, sometimes to death.
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Abolish Ice
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
We have to be willing to go to jail.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
OOOFF! i need a prior warning for this . 💀
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
Damned right! Im down with both! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤷🏽‍♂️💀
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
✊🏽🖖🏽 Rise. And Shine.
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
What the establishment fails to recognize is if they go up against all of us, theyll lose. Each of us has specialized abilities, knowledge, in essence specialized super powers. Some cook dinner. Some cook nitric acid. Some build homes. Some build boobytraps. #RESIST
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Gomez and Morticia Addams' Affectionate Moment
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Joe Bear & Beaker & Odie @joekenyon.bsky.social · 23h
Share a character that reminds you of yourself.
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Mad Max
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