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Joe Kaye

@joekaye.bsky.social
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Dairy Legend/Phlegm Fatale. Queer comedy person based in Los Angeles. Horror lover and theme park enthusiast. So anyway I says to Mabel I says…

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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
More like Mayor of L.A. Karen Be Ass
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Edible hit so hard I called the stars of Toy Story “Buddy and Wooz”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
JVN Them: Jonathan Van Ness Me: Junior Varsity Nunchucks.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Food for thought.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Museums should be open until 10 pm. I want to go to dinner/drinks then go look at big crystals and dinosaur bones. Tired of the museum privilege these day time losers get!
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Transvestigating Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
George went
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ozempic is destroying our community
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yeah I’m into Tekken, Tekken dicks in my ass.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Wow everyone reheating nachos this year.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It’s a cold and it’s a broken ay caramba
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
New Zealand Gaga fans be like: “Ib-ra-cadibra”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Katherine Bigelow, Female Directorlo
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
*tips fedora* Malala 🌹🌹
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
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Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes)
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