Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Edible hit so hard I called the stars of Toy Story “Buddy and Wooz” 000
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026JVN Them: Jonathan Van Ness Me: Junior Varsity Nunchucks. 000
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Museums should be open until 10 pm. I want to go to dinner/drinks then go look at big crystals and dinosaur bones. Tired of the museum privilege these day time losers get! 010
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 24/10/2025People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this. 031
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!” 010
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts. 000
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened. 010
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 03/03/2025In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech. 010
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 27/01/2025High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less. 010
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 02/01/2025You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat. 000
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters! 110
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 29/11/2024ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat 020
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 16/11/2023Let’s stop saying “empath” and start saying “vibe bender” 000
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2023It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?” 020
Joe Kaye @joekaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes) 040