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Joe Kauffman VO

@joekauffmanvo.bsky.social
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Engineer, Voice Actor, Dungeon Master, and enthusiastic fan of sci-fi and anime www.joekauffmanvo.com

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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does it bother anyone else that PHONETIC isn't spelled FANNETICK or at least FINETIC?
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout out to Niman Ranch for their sodium content of their bacon. Less than half the sodium of everyone else on the shelf. We've been able to keep our breakfast sandwiches going even with our new dietary restrictions.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really miss the days of physical tickets; not necessarily for flights, but for concerts and venues. I was never much of a scrap booker, but I did enjoy sticking my tickets with band posters.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can confirm. My wife and I have been sick with this all week. The shit part is, yes, my voice is an octave lower than normal, but it ain't sexy. I sound like Oscar the Grouch if he smoked a pack of cigarettes every day for 5yrs.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now that's what I call a come from behind victory! We played Cartographers tonight, and I managed to score 51 pts in the final round. #Boardgame #Boardgames
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In our house, this is called 2-Factor Authentication.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A glowing endorsement of Dr. Fauci's professionalism by Mr. Nevarro.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Time for The Castles of Mad King Ludwig! Who doesn't love a little Tetris with their #BoardGame? #Boardgames
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's our monthly all day gaming. We're starting with the Lancashire edition of Brass. #Boardgames #Boardgame
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's #BoardGame night. It's been a while; work has been mentally draining. Playing an old favorite tonight, Kingsburg with the To Forge Realm expansion (highly recommend). #BoardGames
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have a joke about Narcissus; I just can't take my eyes off it.
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Victoria Cheng @sincerelyvmc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hello! We are casting for the first story in The Sheridan Tapes: Anathema anthology. Roles are open to all actors with remote recording setups! All roles are paid. Deadline:July 19 docs.google.com/document/d/1... #audiodrama #castingcall
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Life and Times - The Sheridan Tapes: Anathema - Casting Call
“The Life and Times” Casting Call “The Life and Times” is the first story in The Sheridan Tapes: Anathema, a horror anthology series and spin-off/continuation of the original audio drama, The Sherid...
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
2nd attempt, and I have made my first successful meringue. Used it to make some low sodium souffle pancakes.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A little late on the #Boardgame post tonight, but we're dusting off a somewhat old favorite: Brass (Birmingham).
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Celebrated 15yrs at my non-VO job today.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We've got a 6 player run of Gods Forge for tonight's #Boardgames. Played this with only 3 players before. It will be interesting to see how 6 plays.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Finally got around to seeing Obsession, and holy shit I'm sorry I waited this long. That was an amazing commentary on toxic 1-sided relationships (looking at you trad-life manosphere). This was hands down one of the creepiest films I've ever seen.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My stylist once bragged to me that they never let their kid watch TV or play video games. They were a 4.0 student getting ready to graduate the following year. I warned her she needed to introduce him to those things ASAP, or else he'd be overwhelmed by the freedom of college. Almost happened to me.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doe He's at an event hosted by a pedo.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Now that's one beautiful homemade crunch wrap supreme.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Working in almost any industry, you'll find it incredibly rare that a CEO will have any functional knowledge of their business outside of corporate profit and stock performance.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Last year, we thought my uncle had Parkinson's disease. We were informed today that it's actually Progressive Supranuclear Palsy (PSP). It's a rare neurological disorder most likely picked up from his lifetime career at a chemical plant. The physical decline is so bad that he's unrecognizable.
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Nathaniel Swift @writernatswift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is the weirdest timeline.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
7% Oxygen tracker and only one greenery on the board. This is the most ridiculous Terraforming Mars game I've ever played. #BoardGames
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Trying a new #BoardGame tonight with Quirky Circuits. It's been described to me as a co-op version of Robo Rally.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Valeria is tonight's game for #Boardgames night. Trying a different strategy: no Monsters, only buying Domains. I've got 7 so far (2 more on the way) and I get an extra 2pts for each one.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My wife is a big fan of @dreadillustrations.bsky.social work, especially her beautiful pins. I just finished shadow boxing another set to hang on our wall.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Breaking out an old classic with a new map for #boardgames night. Power Grid with the Middle East map. The oil replenishment mechanic is a really fun market feature.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey everyone, this is one of my first #VoiceActing team recordings, and I couldn't be happier with the final product. From the other actors to the production team, everyone did an amazing job. Acts 1 & 2 of The Ballad of Puss & Boots are now available. Listen now!
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I found out what happened to the Lorax after Illumination butchered him.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 01/05/2026
The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When you're Hokuto no Kenough.
A set photo from The Barbie Movie of Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling in their neon and tie-dye rollerblading outfits. Gosling however it has been replaced with an image of anime Kenshiro crudely edited to be wearing goslings vast and visor.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I can't stand this kind of deceptive advertising. You can get a 6 pack of 16ft labeled as $3.73/count OR a 2 pack of 50ft labeled as $7.87/count. Just tell me the $/ft. $22.39/96ft VS $15.74/100ft Which is $0.23/ft VS $0.16/ft But you know there are people who think they're paying twice as much.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Silence of the Lambs, specifically the ambulance scene.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We had a chance to see this in theaters last year. Do yourself a favor and check this one out.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Favourite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's a world of SLaughter in tonight's game of Small World: Underground. #boardgames
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hey, it's me!
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What else is there to do the night before work? If you see this, post something orange from your gallery 🍊
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It's the equivalent of the 90s infomercials that would have the stereotypical b&w opener of a clumsy doofus, "HaS tHiS eVeR hApPeNeD tO yOu?!"
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's finally here! This was my first professional group recording project, and everyone sounds amazing! Hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I had recording it. Please have a listen and share.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tonight's #Boardgames selection is WINGSPAN. We're also playing with some hummingbirds with the new America's expansion. It's a solid addition to the game. Definitely makes it easier to gain eggs without taking an extra turn in the field.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ankylosaurus isn't even on the list?! What the hell is wrong with people?
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm probably crazy for doing this, but somehow, there's almost something almost relaxing about it. In order to keep what anime we've watched, we were looking for some kind of excel-type list of crunchyroll anime. I couldn't find one, so I'm making my own. I'm up to the D's and +300 entries.
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Joe Kauffman VO @joekauffmanvo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
LET'S GET STARTED, READY, STEADY, GOOOOO!!
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