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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I drew my favorite scene from my favorite Muppet Movie, the I'm Going to Go Back There Some Day scene. It's a song that's very important to me and that I relate to strongly. o me, it's about suicidal ideation and feeling isolated from the people who love you, while still loving them.
a drawing of Gonzo, Fozzie and Rawlf (and Camilla the Chicken) sitting by a campfire
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually kind of already did this. I wrote a fanfic about a certain famous popstar and I liked it so much that I changed some details and rewrote her as a new character, but in my head, I know... I KNOW!
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My review of Primetime. www.joehumphrey.com/primetime/ #movies #primetimemovie
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Primetime
Robert Pattinson. That's it. Robert Pattinson is working on a level that so many of his peers simply aren't. I watch interviews with him and I don't get it. Most of the time when I see him outside of ...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/charlie-revi... I posted this to my website. It's the Author's Note from my book Charlie: Revised, which is out now. #vampires #horrorbooks
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Charlie: Revised OUT NOW
I'm going to put wrote I wrote in the Author's Note of Charlie: Revised. AUTHOR’S NOTE I think the first real storytelling I ever did was playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in the sixth g...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes literally, it seems.
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Nuno Sarnadas @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026
My new tribute poster, this time for Walter Hill's classic "The Warriors". #poster #film #art
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
garden kiss
drawing of two women kissing in a garden filled with warm light, plants behind them
one is wearing a long yellow skirt and a white blouse, the other is wearing jean shorts, a red crop top
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
what if she likes being a girl what if she likes girls
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drew me a Jim and Kermit picture
A drawing of Jim Henson holding Kermit
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been using csp for the last few years but I just went back to Procreate and holy hell are these brushes gorgeous
a drawing of Jim Henson on my iPad
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Couple more drawings.
a pencil drawing of Gillian Anderson licking David Duchovny's facedrawing of Brad Dourif as Billy Bibbit
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a couple more drawings
a drawing of Raul JuliaA drawing of Florence Pugh as Black Widow in Spider-Man Brand New Day
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drew me a Pee-Wee Herman
a drawing of Pee-Wee Hermana drawing of Pee-Wee Herman
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/resident-evi... My review of Resident Evil
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Resident Evil and Drawing
If you ever want to see a entitled man-baby throw pissy pants crybaby tantrum, go on social media right now and see how people are reacting to this excellent movie. Here's the setup. I don't give a s...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also did this dawing of Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body
Drawing of Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body Photo of my drawing table
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Drew this picture of Florence Pugh as Black Widow today. Really digging this paper.
A photo of my drawing of Frorence Pugh sitting in a bathhousePhoto of my drafting table
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/buddy/ my review of Buddy
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Buddy
I watched Buddy last night. Here's my review Here's the thing. I'm old enough that I watched just a whole hell of a lot of Barney because my sister was exactly the right age for Barney to hit hard. S...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think this Nathan Fielder drawing might be my greatest creation
A drawing of Nathan FielderMy drafting table
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Kristin Wilkinson 🍁 @silentkw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drawing Tim #art #drawing
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got some up in my office! It's very awesome having lots of artwork around me.
A panorama shot of my office. a photo of the artwork in my officea photo of my desk and artwork in my office
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.joehumphrey.com I think I broke my website. Does it work for you?
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Joe Humphrey
Official homepage for Author Joe Humphrey
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hello! I'm Joe! I live in Victoria, BC. If you'd like to learn more about my writing or read movie reviews and see some art, go to joehumphrey.com I have books about vampires, and books about a pop star (who is also a vampire) and I'm also re-releasing my first books as illustrated editions!
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Joe Humphrey
Official homepage for Author Joe Humphrey
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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my drawing of Tim Curry, smoking
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
are you kidding me right now? www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...
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Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/the-wrong-gi... My review of The Wrong Girls and some news about my book!
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The Wrong Girls and More Illustrations!
I grew up listening to a lot of comedy. Mostly stand-up, but comedy music, and comedy albums. The comedy album was a specific kind of thing. They were usually recorded in a studio rather than live in ...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been revising my first novel, Charlie, drew a bunch of illustrations and chapter headers. I've decided to do illustrations and chapter headers for all three of my books, and relaunch them all at the same time, along with the revised version of Charlie. Fun! Here's the first one from Jack.
my drawing of Victoria, from my novel Jack. It's a side profile of a Gibson Girl style woman with long curly hair.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did a new ticktock vt.tiktok.com/ZSVPPtq3n/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bluesky friends. I've decided that my Bluesky account will be mostly just writing and art related stuff. If you follow me for my sparkling personality and biting witticisms I am on threads, where everyone posts like they're on coke selling old Playboys at the swapmeet threads.com/@joehumphreywriter
My threads post that says: What if farts are just the ghosts of your shits?The qr code for my Threads profile
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Dr. Olga Werby @olgawerby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is my illustration from a sci-fi horror novel I've wrote a few years back: Harvest.
This is an illustration from a sci-fi horror novel I've wrote a few years back: Harvest
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Spider-Pope @spider-pope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy!
Character: Joro

A woman poses in a haughty manner her hand up by her chin, she is pale in complexion with long straight white hair. Although the rest of her outfit is unseen it has a large fur trim on the back around the shoulders.

Half of her face has been torn off in a web like pattern revealing a hideous spider monster face beneath. Her hand is disfigured into a grotesque claw configuration with some fingers replaced by large blue claws. Her arm appears to be in the process of slitting in two and large ice crystals erupt from her shoulders
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy!
My drawing of Kane from Poltergeist 2
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm really happy with how these illustrations are coming along. Especially seeing them in the context of the book itself. I drew these in procreate and CSP, using stock images and compositing them into what I need, and making up the rest. labeled it "graphic media" for the blood in my drawings.
A woman is driving and screaming with with blood on her mouth

the text under it says:

Caroline was driving erratically and Charlie was verging on hysterical.
"Please slow down!" Charlie said, trying not to yell. Caroline looked at her for an uncomfortably long time, which scared Charlie even more because her eyes weren't on the road.

"Why were you looking at the map book, Charlie?" Caroline spat. Charlie stammered, trying to come up with a reason that wouldn't get her killed.
A drawing of Charlie looking at a jukebox in a bar. Below it reads the text

The bard was small, dark, and smelled like old beer and sweat. It was a Thursday night, and Charlie...This is an illustration of Caroline with blood on her mouth, looking at us through sunglasses. 

Under it, reads the text: This week had indeed been rough for Caroline. Ever since her trip to Las Vegas she'd been prone to...
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Soul Oxide @souloxide.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A crow looking towards the viewer, beak slightly to the left. The nictitating membrane is laid over its eye
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/the-last-hou... my review of this butthole of a movie. Also new illustrations for my book!
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The Last House at the End of Oak Street or whatever
Man... ugh. Just like... Why? Why did... ? I can't. I just can't. Dinosaurs but not fun. Anne Hathaway is always good even when she's in something atrociously unwatchably awful. But that wasn't en...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think this will be the first one of these I actually buy rather than just enjoying the jokey covers. This is an A+ reference and I'm curious to see how it actually plays out.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
last night I called Trump's Patriot Games thing The Honky Games and nobody thought was funny and I'm here to say that everyone is wrong and it actually was very funny.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just saw that Seth McFarlane is releasing an album of him singing Muppet songs. I don't feel so good about that. It feels like watching someone handle the Muppets with dirty fingers, you know? I just wanna be like, nah, it's okay, you don't need to touch the Muppets.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HEY! I wrote a blog post about how I'm going to revise and rerelease Charlie with new material, illustrations, and just a much better version of the story. Please take a look! It's a very personal post. Long, but there's a lot about me in there. www.joehumphrey.com/charlie-revi...
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Charlie Revisited
Charlie was my first novel. It was originally a short story, in a serialized thing I did a long time ago. I wrote a few of those stories, and they have mostly all been expanded and combined and retool...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My vampires are so cool. Here's Charlie having a panic attack outside of a bar. I'm revising Charlie, btw. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT!
Charlie had to steady herself against the door frame as she stepped outside. She thought she was going to pass out. Once outside, she glanced back through the door in time to see Caroline approach the man. From her vantage point, they were starting a perfectly pleasant conversation. Caroline was clearly in full-on flirt mode, and the guy seemed to be falling for it. The door closed and Charlie staggered to the Cadillac, nausea washing over her in waves. She put her hands on the fender of the car and leaned forward, drying heaving. Nothing of substance came up, but saliva dribbled from her mouth, and she was sure she was going to faint.
She managed to get upright and into the passenger seat of the Caddy. The window was cool against her face and that helped. She wondered what Caroline was doing and if she would have to see the man again, hoping that the answer was no. She just wanted to be home.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I like this passage from Charlie. It's Caroline's introduction from the new prologue in the Revised and Expanded version of Charlie. Caroline is a vampire, living in Arizona and this scene is in 1968. #AmWriting
Listening to the rain always calmed her. She wasn’t upset, or even particularly bothered, but she did just have to kill two people unexpectedly, and the rain was helping her center back up. She didn’t feel bad about having killed them, as they were threatening her with a knife after all, and she wouldn’t have felt bad even if they weren’t threatening her. She honestly didn’t care. It just wasn’t in her nature to concern herself with the feelings of her food.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey, I'm down for that! #SpanishJackie #OurFlagMeansDeath
A drawing of Spanish Jackie smoking a cigar
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wrote this about Sylvia Plath and my relationship with The Bell Jar www.joehumphrey.com/the-bell-jar/
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The Bell Jar
I didn't go to high school. When I was in the sixth grade, my life was unstable and it reflected in my relationship with school. Add that to the fact that I was undiagnosed ADHD/OCD, not to mention d...
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
www.etsy.com/listing/4549... Selling this original Gonzo drawing if anyone is interested :) #originalart #muppets
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Gonzo the Great Original 11x14 Inch Graphite Drawing - Etsy
This Graphite Drawings & Illustrations item is sold by joehumphrey. Ships from Canada. Listed on Aug 3, 2026
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Finished my drawing plus degus
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I really like this paragraph from my first book, Charlie. In it, Charlie is pregnant and lying in bed, staring at the dust as it floats through the beam of sunlight in her bedroom. #amwriting
Another few minutes. She could have that. Another few minutes to stare at the dust and imagine that each little particle was a floating planet, with its own ecosystem and population of fish and birds and mammals, perhaps some of them intelligent, with philosophical and spiritual questions about the force they felt watching them float through their own space. She would be their god, indifferent and all-powerful. Staring with dull, glassy eyes, Charlie huffed air in the direction of the sunlight and watched the dust motes spin off into the shadows. More dust swirled into the light and Charlie sighed.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
www.joehumphrey.com/spider-man-b... Spider-Man review! It's long and heartfelt!
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day
A review
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.chaosium.com/blogout-now-... Oh wow would I like to do something with this.
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Out now - the long-awaited Call of Cthulhu Innsmouth
The definitive guide to the rotting seaport town—one of the most iconic settings for Call of Cthulhu.
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've been writing in my bedroom lately because look at the view from my bedroom window.
The ocean and my front yard as seen from my bedroom window
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lookit! I wrote a new prologue for my special edition of Charlie that I'm working on. Thought I'd share! www.joehumphrey.com/charlie-prol...
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Charlie Prologue
This is a new prologue for my upcoming re-release of my first novel, Charlie, with new and revised text!
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Joe Humphrey - he/him @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some updates on my Gut Feeling audiobook! www.joehumphrey.com/gut-feeling-...
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Gut Feeling Audiobook
Hello, it's me, Joe. We're pretty far along on the audiobook for Gut Feeling, and from what I've heard of it, I couldn't be more thrilled. I'm very excited for the world to hear this book and incredi...
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