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• Cache rules everything around me • You become what you are most measured by • Performance @ Databricks

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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 11/03/2026
pip install textcharts[mcp] "textcharts histogram: commits/day, all branches." textcharts — 15 chart types, zero dependencies, pure Python. The built-in MCP server means any compatible AI agent can generate charts from natural language.
Claude Code terminal session showing the textcharts MCP server rendering a "Commits per Day" histogram in response to a natural-language prompt. The chart shows 151 commits across 5 days (Mar 06-10), with bars ranging from about 20 to 40 commits per day, a dotted mean line at 30.2, and a text summary below. The textcharts library runs standalone via MCP with no BenchBox dependency.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 12/12/2025
It's harder to grind out the tokens when you're oncall. 😢
Terminal screenshot of Claude Code showing 33% of quota used in Current Week which resets Dec 15, 8pm.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 07/12/2025
119 hours left to hit my weekly quota. Sure as hell not leaving any tokens on the table. 😈
Terminal screenshot of Claud Code showing 76% of quota used in Current Week which resets Dec 8, 7pm.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 06/07/2025
Deleting the Google app from the iOS devices from older relatives has taken the place of removing Windows toolbars 20 years ago. Surprising that Apple allows this since it degrades the whole device experience.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 16/05/2025
Find joy in the small things. 😎
A Databricks notebook cell display 2 progress bars for a benchmark execution. The top bar displays the number of overall iterations as a horizontal blue progress bar. The bottom bar displays the number of queries in the current iteration as a horizontal green progress bar with the execution time of the last query in green text below.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 10/04/2025
Let's get Pedro Pascal for a David Moyes biopic #Everton #EFC
Black and white image of Everton Football Club manager David Moyes alongside the Everton crest and the words "Everton, the David Moyes story". Image is in the style of recent "The Last of Us" graphics and uses David Moyes in place of Pedro Pascal.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 08/03/2025
Someone knows how to follow fucking instructions
Pen and ink drawing of an owl looking very similar to the Internet meme “how to draw an owl”
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 09/02/2025
If you can’t beat them join them?
Screenshot of new Reddit Answers page which uses an LLM, aka generative AI, to answer questions
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 22/01/2025
10-12 years is the new default. It used to be 5-7 but the "big winners" can't achieve liftoff in that time anymore I don't like it either (check bio…) but the alternative seems to be acquihire at 2 yrs, low value acquisition at 4-5 yrs, or early IPO and immediately struggling / bought out.
Table of IPO dates of large technology companies
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 18/01/2025
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
The book Understanding Variation by Donald Wheeler
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 08/01/2025
Ok, that's enough of that for, like, ever.
Adding the word "Zuckerberg" in the Bluesky muted words setting dialog and setting the duration to forever.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 18/12/2024
As I was saying… NB: my currently role has *very* broad permissions but it does *not* have permission to create arbitrary IAM roles or modify policies.
A screenshot of the AWS Management Console’s “Table buckets” page. At the top, there is a heading “Table buckets – New” with a description stating that table buckets provide storage optimized for analytics workloads. A section labeled “Integration with AWS analytics services – Preview” shows the integration status as “Disabled” for the US West (Oregon) region, and an “Enable integration” button is displayed. Below, the “Table buckets” section indicates that there are currently zero table buckets, and a search box is provided to filter them by name. However, a red error message states “You don’t have permission to list table buckets” and advises updating IAM permissions to allow s3tables:ListTableBuckets. A “Diagnose with Amazon Q” button is visible, and the “Create table bucket” button is greyed out.A screenshot of the AWS Management Console, specifically the “Enable integration” page for AWS S3 and analytics services. The heading “Integration with AWS analytics services – Preview” is visible, followed by explanatory text about enabling table bucket integration with services like Athena, Redshift, and EMR. The integration status for the selected AWS Region (us-west-2) is shown as “Disabled.” Below that, there is a section titled “AWS Lake Formation table bucket registration.” It indicates that when integration is enabled, AWS will create an IAM role to grant Lake Formation access to table buckets, but the user does not have the required permission to create the IAM role. A red error box states: “You don’t have permission to create an IAM role,” instructing the user to update their IAM permissions (iam:CreateRole) and try again. A “Diagnose with Amazon Q” button is visible beside the error. At the bottom, there is a note that “A catalog named s3tablescatalog is created in AWS Glue Data Catalog…”. The “Enable integration” button is displayed in the lower-right corner.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 06/12/2024
Anyone else feel like AWS product names are becoming a lot like Amazon listings? Many different things under the same name and you need read carefully to understand what you're actually buying.
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 29/11/2024
Great to see Apple following their own rules about notifications not being ads. 🙄
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 25/11/2024
A always B be B benchmarking
Still of Alec Baldwin from the movie Gelngarry Glen Ross. He is in front of a chalkboard that says "A. always; B. be; B. benchmarking"
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 24/11/2024
103 hours of @atp.fm ? Good times. 🎧
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 08/11/2024
🤩I wonder who owns the trademark for this now. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 07/11/2024
Can we get a wellness check on Spotify? This persists even after reshuffling the play queue
Screenshot of Spotify repeating the same Ryan Adams song 5 times in the play queue
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 01/11/2024
Vote early and avoid the crowds?
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 01/11/2024
Happy Halloween, I guess
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 29/10/2024
“They’re eating the cats.…”
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Joe Harris @joeharris76.com · 28/10/2024
New neighbor seems a little standoff-ish.
Picture of a 5 foot Alligator on the bank of a neighborhood retention pond in Florida
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