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Joe Gekko

@joegekko.bsky.social
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Internet possum, living the dream.

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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What the hell was wrong with Anita Bryant to make her the way she was, anyway?
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bouncing quarters off the blanket with impunity.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Godspeed, you Chinese food werewolf."
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reminds me of a bit from an issue of Sport Compact Car (I think?) where they said there was nothing wrong with a V6 mustang that a V8 wouldn't fix.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean yeah but that's neither here nor there.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BOOOOOO
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Normalize not calling people outside of your in group "normies".
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was 71 this morning!
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, well, I have a pet frog.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A model of restraint.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh, ooh, me! Me!
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My timeline today is almost entirely people who need money for medical care that should be free at the point of care. It's really depressing as someone who makes a living working in hospitals. It's tough to square that circle sometimes.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NASA just updated layout of the Astronomy Picture of the Day website for the first time I can remember. I don't like change.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess the other 9 days are when the sun is actually shining?
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"all the fish" is what I'm going to call handies from now on.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Panera
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
...to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"No mommy I would never take a cookie from the cookie jar."
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, I'd never heard or read it used to mean "strong, conflicting opinions" until I was an adult, and it was pretty confusing because in common usage it is definitely "no strong opinion".
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Adequate Pitch
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate that they are getting away with using the name "University of Austin" for their unaccredited right-wing diploma mill.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We call that lagniappe.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I would try it *so hard*.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's not that people don't like superhero movies it's that people don't like *bad* movies. You can't just put your movie in tights and make a billion dollars.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sorry, that's cruel- but I'm still laughing about it.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joy
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look I'm just saying I'm not sure I wouldn't jump into a Jusenkyo spring given the opportunity.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hold up. "Jack Off Instruction A.I."?
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only time I used on was to create a broken save of FFX on PS2 so that I could read all the Al Bhed parts from the beginning. And then I realized that it turbo-broke Blitzball so that was super fun.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It does, but LLMs write like that because people write like that. So who knows.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My guys are almost always Joe and I "roleplay" by making decisions I'd like to think I'd make. 😐
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sure but all the other "ethnic" stuff is either a form of Joe or sounds like Joe. We just got one in my neighborhood and I'm underwhelmed. 🤷‍♂️
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trader Joe's 'Trader Ming's branding is dumb. It obviously should have been Trader Tso's.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm pretty sure @bsky.app doesn't have to do age verification for desktop users, so why are they complying in advance? Bad enough we have to fight the government in this garbage...
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Municipal Renaissance Festival-ass lookin' arch.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My grognard senses are tingling.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wow! That's not only a great observation, it's insightful! And that's a crime against robots!
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear at the open mic, waiting for the laughs to start rolling in.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Scoot boots."
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My passively managed 401k is legally obligated to buy the top 100 guillotine companies in the index.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
See you messed up by not watching this movie for the first time as a young teenager in the early 90s.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the day the knicks win is the fourth day of the condor. the day the french get connected. the day the taxi gets driven. the untaking of the pelham 123
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump is a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan, I guess? Who knew!
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This post is relevant to my interests.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wait 20 years and start fresh.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm sure there are plenty of reasons to be glad I don't live in Maine- not having to decide if I'm going to hold my nose and vote for Platner in spite of the many obvious reasons not to is definitely one of them.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A grammar issue would get a green underline, not red. Generally.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I just want to *like* cars, I don't want to *need* them. I want to be able to take the train or bus to work and wrench on my Talon on the weekend and not even have a daily.
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Joe Gekko @joegekko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeah it's a pretty good light weight watch.
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