Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I ended up at my office w/out the USB bit for my wireless mouse/kb. I am also reading The Martian. Figured out a very complicated workaround of 'recalling I had an old kb/mouse still in my desk from when I upgraded'. In short, I'm essentially as resourceful and determined as Mark Watney. 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Seen on Reddit and though I believe in academia "I saw this paper and thought of you" is part of our love language, I am feeling this in my bones. 001
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One thing I really like about Durham Engineering is that all the engineering disciplines are under one roof. Need to chat with a mechanical, civil or electrical engineer? They're usually just down the corridor. 110
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Fighting the devil on my shoulder encouraging me to put this in 'Acknowledgements': "The authors note access to several relevant technical standards was limited by DRM incompatible with the Linux operating system. This represents an avoidable barrier to accessibility and reproducibility." 100
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 16/06/2026They went ahead and made a worse chart than exploded 3D pie chart. :(. [The content and context is enraging enough.] 000
Reposted by Joe WeaverFEMS @femsmicro.org · 22/04/2026Soil isn't just "dirt." It is one of the most complex and essential living systems on Earth. To recognize #EarthDay2026, Ramos & Timmis explain why soil health is not just an environmental issue but a global priority tied to the future of our society in our #FEMSmicroBlog: buff.ly/MVTsa5y 183
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Imagining a scenario where remote sensing infers potential tool use by groups of northern cod. It'd be a really neat example of arctic fish shoal intelligence. 🥁 021
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026First rule of High Achiever Club: You must secretly doubt you belong in High Achiever Club. 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I recently attended the 3rd meeting of the #Biofilm Regulatory Toolbox EU Cost Action & they let me ramble for 30 minutes about how we can use sandboxes to develop intuition to complement data driven decisions. The idea has held me, ended up writing to think: joeweaver.github.io/blog/play-as...joeweaver.github.ioPlay as an Intuition EngineAnyone who has had a kitten or puppy knows just how energetic and playful they can be. Although this play can be endearingly cute, that is not its purpose. In fact, for their undomesticated cousins, i... 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"Eating my frogs" LIKE A BOSS this morning. I've had a build up of tasks I am tempted to continually put off in lieu of more attractive work. This has nearly lead to at least one issue, so taking Mark Twain's advice "If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning." 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Wrapping up a bit of analysis I don't want hanging over my head during the holidays. I had to go back and verify that some data entry I did was correct. Literally making my list and checking it twice! 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Conveying research goals clearly is important; there are common writing 'moves', exemplified here by Girlfriend (Lavigne, 2007). I don't like your girlfriend: clearly state the problem I think you need a new one: propose solution I could be your girlfriend: describe your specific contribution 150
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 03/12/2025@rorylcooper.bsky.social gave a very nice talk (with gorgeous art) on crocodilian head scale patterns. Fav finding was a potential simple explaination mechanisms driving scale diversity between species. 021
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 03/12/2025One sad consequence of mobile and cordless phones: much harder to explain DNA supercoiling these days. 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Holy cow, a completely 3D printed microscope, including lenses! (and that nearly a ‘ oh, by the way’ part of @gailmcconnell.bsky.social‘s opening talk on all sorts of advances in microscopy) onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...onlinelibrary.wiley.comA 3D‐printed optical microscope for low‐cost histological imaging3D printing has become a useful tool for fast, reproducible and accessible manufacturing of optical components and microscope hardware, but often is only used to part-build imaging setups or specimen... 060
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Settling into Durham University and attending the Biophysical Sciences Institute Winter ECR symposium. Had a peek at the posters, there is some amazing work going on at field intersections. 130
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/12/2025An ORCID battle I choose to fight. ORC-ID, not "Orchid" 100
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Reading some old notes from a project report, "tools need X implemented to fix this problem. Probably about a half a day of coding". Oh the lies we tell ourselves. 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 26/11/2025It's not *the* key to success, but on bit on that key is learning to consistently say to yourself "OK, I'll just work on <thing I've been avoiding but which should be my priority> for 5 minutes before I get tea." 2 hours later... 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 25/11/2025What if I told you you're allowed to place your figures inline in your preprints? 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Question for the meta-analysis and systemic lit review colleagues out there. How do you handle bodies of work coming from problematic publishers - straight up exclusion, evidence weighting? 011
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 21/08/2025My test cases pass. Time for a coffee. My test cases don't pass. Time for a coffee. 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 06/08/2025May the typographers who make fonts with I and 1 indistinguishable and the people who select those fonts as appropriate for a journal have an unpleasant night. Those who make ρ and p too similar, consider yourself on notice. 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I get to do the "I'm pleased to announce" thing! Durham University has offered me the the position of Assistant Professor in Theoretical Biological (Microbiome) Modelling with the SMART soils lab to help create healthier soils across many environments and spanning multiple disciplines!durham.ac.ukSoil - Durham University 231
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Even if your code is "messy". Even if it doesn't run fully. Making it easily available helps understanding the nitty gritty details that don't even get put into SI. 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Gettin' REAL tired of bubble charts using diameter to indicate p-value when the chart ends up being panel Q of a 3x3 inch figure. 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2025In my current project, I'm tracking my lower and upper task estimates and qualitative 'uncertainty'. I've been tackling the uncertain tasks as soon as possible and updating the upper/lower bounds. It's very fun watching the overall project upper/lower ETA converge. Did I just become a Bayesian? 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Me when one of 'my' proteins shows up in Thobela's keynote and #MEWE11:media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointingALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing 021
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Kind of blown away that *98%* of U.S. deaths from waterborne illness are specifically from biofilm associated pathogens. #MEWE11 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Every time I fly west. "Gosh is this what being a morning person is like? I hate* morning people." * Am deeply envious of. #MEWE11 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Decades of flying and probably dozens of times through ATL. I think this may be the first time I've ever seen the outside of the airport. #MEWE11 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 31/05/2025The reality is setting in, getting bags packed for #MEWE11 020
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Just me rewriting to remove em dashes in my proposal to avoid the latest generative AI witch hunt. Keeping my 'moreovers' though. 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Lots of writers I admire have advice which boils down to 'be consistent, don't wait until the mood hits you'. I have had great success using the 'task inertia' of my personality. Not in the mood to write? OK, just set a timer and make an honest effort for 15 mins. An hour later...still writing. 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Did you ever want to use your research to hook secondary school students on microbes and poo water? I'm running a workshop at the upcoming #MeWe11 conference on finding relevant curriculum standards, combine them with your research to create learning objectives, and develop content around all that. 112
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Yet again, the email I'd been putting off all day took about 5 mins and had zero negative consequences. 010
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 03/04/2025One of those cool little conference things. I was chatting with Marcel during my poster session, but hadn’t caught his name. Now I know why he seemed to get excited when I mentioned I was getting interested in bacterial Interactions with AMF! #Microbio25 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Antibiotics by synthesizing proteins from extinct giant ground sloths?! #Microbio25media.tenor.coma man wearing a beanie and a black jacket is smiling and holding a piece of food .Alt: The yeah science meme from breaking bad 220
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Emily Radford, "Model strains are not always the best [at the trait you want to use]", music to my enviro. micro. Ears! #Microbio25 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Almost Impossible urge to cluster rising... #Microbio25 030
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I will not post spoilers Emily Stevenson’s results, but I will applaud her use of animations to lead the audience through interpreting a full-screen heat map instead of just showing us a giant tapestry “as you can see…” #Microbio25 042
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025@drgvank.bsky.social Much of the current work on biofilms arose from outside interests (a passion for swimming) - “don’t ignore your hobbies.” #Microbio25 042
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Major theme throughout the Beyond the Bench: Uncertainty in regulations, driven by (inherent?) differing speeds of research vs. regulation. Ameliorate a bit via working closely together (e.g. visiting researchers) and 'sandboxes' which reduce restrictions while still managing risk. #Microbio25 021
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I have the pleasure of being Xiaoqi’s advisor and watching her untangle a very neat dataset showing how urban and green infrastructure can both contribute to and ameliorate faecal contamination in our local waterways. See her poster B094 today! #Microbio25 074
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Andrew Spicer has some unsettling stats on commercially available Chlorella vulgaris products. Hint, 0 is technically a percent. #Microbio25 000
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Poster day for me, so this was literally the first protocol I googled this morning. I decline to answer on the number of attempts. Still time to see me at A303 in the second session- learn how to make your research accessible to secondary school students (I guarantee it's possible!) #Microbio25 051
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Alessia Buscaino is giving a great talk on edible fungal protein from food biowaste. As a benefit, you get to work closely with distillers, ciders, and cake makers! #Microbio25 051
Joe Weaver @joeeweaver.bsky.social · 01/04/2025@mgostic.bsky.social identifying pain points in traditional MSc programs and pilotibg alternatives to address them: pool resources, create teams with complementary skills, find and use seasonally underused assets, mixed & team supervision with rotation thru process. 210