Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 27/01/2026Looking for a new opportunity. Hit me up if you're looking for someone to help build a delightful Developer Productivity Team and/or CI Infrastructure. I'm also very open to getting back into Elixir development. 004
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 02/01/2026This cynicism brought to you by Now™️. Now… it’s like Then, but worse 010
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 21/12/2025@determinate.systems are you planning on updating the your nixos-iso to 25.11? 100
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 15/10/2025Permanently banned by Ticketmaster for being 87000th in line for tickets to No Doubt and had the audacity to leave my house and switch to cellular while I waited. Permanently banned from buying tickets to anything. Happy birthday to me 010
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 06/09/2025THE GENESIS DEVICE HAS THE WORST UX OF ALL TIME! Giant concentric cylinders with an ultra smooth chrome finish? A count down from 999 that is actually 4 minutes? WTF unit is that? Can't be aborted? I've been mad about this since I even knew what UX was. 042
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 29/08/2025At the smallest of venues to grab on to third wave as hard as I can and hold it for as long as possible 030
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 16/08/2025I had the best dream last night. It was Andor, but 100% Luthen, and Luthen was Nathan Fielder. 010
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 20/07/2025I really enjoyed @jamesgunn.bsky.social’s Superman, but when I was browsing the cast list on IMDb later and saw that Otis’ last name was “Berg”, that was it… he wins and I’m all in on his DCU 020
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 18/07/2025That’s where we are now? That I can’t in good conscience pay for the service that gives me Star Trek?! 010
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 01/07/2025Dear Apple Weather app, can’t you just show me both Fahrenheit and Celsius? 100
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 19/06/2025Clueless is back in theaters for its 30th anniversary next weekend (June 29). If you’re the person who needed to know this, you’re welcome. 013
Joe DeVivo @joedevivo.com · 14/06/2025In my super red AZ town, no kings is outnumbering the counter-protesters at least 15:1, but they have a megaphone. If that’s not a metaphor… 131
Reposted by Joe DeVivonasso.dev @nasso.dev · 12/04/2025our "Future" is "woke", according to a recent poll() 1605
Reposted by Joe DeVivoDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 15/02/2025never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is 3067583
Reposted by Joe DeVivoSean Cribbs @seancribbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2023#Elixir friends: Join me for another live coding stream at twitch.tv/seanicuscode! We will continue our development of github.com/seancribbs/hardhat, focusing on tests and circuit breakers. Join me at 3:30pm CDT! everytimezone.com/s/e3331dfc #myelixirstatus #WeBeamTogether 021
