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Joe DeLong

@joedelong.bsky.social
824 followers 172 following 983 posts

Lover of language, masters thrower, proud liberal

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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 1h
Ramaswamy and Husted are data center fanatics, so head to the polls and vote Democratic!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vivek "Data Center" Ramaswamy is an existential threat to Ohio.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Five weeks to beat fascism! Vote!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ramaswamy dislikes our state so much that he blew $700,000 of campaign money on planes just to spend a little less time on the ground in Ohio.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vivek will make problems. The Dems solve them.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From Cincy to Akron, from Toledo to Athens, let’s make sure Acton’s victory happens!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Ohio voters have the gumption, we'll soon be free from right-wing corruption!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The American conservative movement is just a psyop funded by Big Business that employs cultists and grifters to brainwash gullible voters.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just signed up for the Act on Acton Volunteer Movement! Please consider joining me!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just donated to Amy Acton and Sherrod Brown a THIRD time! Please join me in taking Ohio back!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Acton's profession is helping and healing. Vivek’s only skills are lying and stealing!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ohio saw declines in our health, wealth, and schools thanks to three decades of Republican rule!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From Cleveland to Cincy, from Dayton to Akron, Ohio’s excited to elect Amy Acton!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vivek is a liar, swindler, and fraud. Ohio, let’s give Acton the nod!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Acton will bring Ohio relief. Vivek is just a giant thief!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m going to speak to right-wing Ohioans in a language they understand. If you vote for Vivek, you’re strapping yourself into the cuck chair. He thinks you’re a bunch of rubes. Nothing will hide what a beta you are for voting for a swindler who’d sell out your entire bloodline to make a buck.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vivek Rama-scammer, Vivek Rama-swindler, Ohio will lose if that guy’s the winner!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vivek moved lots of jobs from Ohio to Texas. This disloyal huckster doesn’t respect us!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you don’t want to drown in a flood of data centers, make sure Acton and Brown emerge as the winners!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vivek’s dirty lies aren’t gaining traction. Ohio is ready to elect Amy Acton!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vivek loves Flocks and data center stocks. If Ohio elects him, we'll be on the rocks!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vote for Democrats. Donate to Democrats. Speak out for Democrats. Get involved in other ways, like helping people register to vote. Don’t let your foot off the gas between now and November!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohioans, we have 48 days left to save our state by clowning on Vivek. Mock him like it's your part-time job!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy is three Flock cameras in a trench coat.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vivek wants to scar the Ohio landscape of your childhood with data centers.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Right-wing authoritarianism is on the ropes, but we need to keep pushing over the next two months to crush the Republicans and send an unmistakable message that their corrupt, incompetent, plutocratic, anti-science, Putin-appeasing, Epstein-files-covering up misrule has no place in America!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just got my Covid vaccine!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Troop just called US troop deaths "small potatoes" and dozed through a 9/11 memorial. So patriotic!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump just dozed through a 9/11 ceremony after lying earlier this week about helping out at Ground Zero and needing to be rescued by firefighters.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bots pretending to be Canadians are harassing Americans who post in support of Canada. They feign outrage that whomever they're harassing isn't doing more than just posting, but in reality they're trying to discourage Americans from supporting Canada while also sowing chaos and division.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Netanyahu was warned of October 7th by at least three other countries (USA, Egypt, and UAE), but Israeli media is reporting that he intentionally withheld that intel from Israeli security officials. Clearly he decided a terror attack would benefit him politically.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Amy Acton is the candidate who's correct. But if voters elect Vivek, Ohio will be a wreck, and we'll be up to our necks in dreck.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Out-of-state billionaires have spent tens of millions to elect Vivek, but Ohio can't be bought!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump, who physically struggles to hold a glass of water, posted AI slop of himself in a hockey uniform roughing up former college hockey player Mark Carney.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mike DeWine, this is your wakeup call to do the right thing. It's time to denounce Ramaswamy and endorse Acton!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An armed man injured several people in an attempted attack on Amy Acton. Fortunately, Acton appears to be unharmed. Will conservatives condemn this latest of many acts of right-wing violence?
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mark Carney is helping Americans by standing up against right-wing authoritarianism in our country.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Republicans' reign of absolute garbage is coming to an end. Vote!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jon Husted is three data centers in a trench coat.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Republicans won't stand up for our troops. They won't stand up for kids. And they sure won't stand up for you. Vote Democrat!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Vance is now half an hour late for his press conference.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At the Cleveland Garlic Festival!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Republican politicians are a bunch of decadent nihilists and failsons.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Vivek is a fraud and nobody likes him.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump is now threatening to start calling Lake Ontario "Lake America" lol. I doubt they'd admit it, but conservatives have to feel embarrassed by having voted for this petulant man-baby. Aside from the issue of his many felony convictions, the man is just dumb and ridiculous. Great pick, guys!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Canada imports $17.5 billion in goods from Ohio annually. Trump's tariff war will be an absolute disaster for our state.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump's tariffs on Canada are idiotic.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Conservatism is poisoning your food and draining your wallet.
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Forget being a swing state. Let's turn Ohio solid blue!
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Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The conservative movement isn't rooted in "timeless values." It's the modern creation of a bunch of losers upset about the New Deal and the Civil Rights era.
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