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Joe Crow

@joecrow.bsky.social
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Artist, writer, anarchist, occultist, general weirdo. Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains. (he/him)

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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Black and white ink work drawing of Russell and Ron Post. Russell is smoking a bic pen and wearing black round sunglasses, with a mustache-less beard, and a sharp-toothed grin, and Ron has a long mustache, a menacing grimace, and one bulging eye.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All right, so I’ve gotta get back to the art shit, man, my goddam brain is melting. So, here’s entry one for #Artober or whatever. Just a another preliminary sketch for my eternal attempts at an actual GOOD spiralwork raven image. Someday I’ll get it right.
A loose pencil sketch of a spiralwork raven, with a mechanical pencil and an eraser laying on the upper corner of the page.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ultimately, Chomsky has misunderstood both the nature of truth and its relation to communication. For those interested in human liberation, truth is not something discovered in private by “responsible” experts who must then decide how to disseminate it to achieve particular ends, but something that emerges from the collective commitment of a community engaged in open debate and discussion among equals. Such a project will not be achieved by imagining ourselves as “little Kissingers” endlessly triangulating between different powerful interests (even if we may at times be forced to make temporary use of their resources), but by creating that community ourselves through building connections between workers and activists engaged in similar struggles in different parts of the world – regardless of the slogans and positions of “their” respective governments. A wise man once said, “We shouldn’t be looking for heroes, we should be looking for good ideas.” Perhaps we should heed his advice.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well, a couple of weeks ago I ended up with a shit-ton of overtime, and decided to reward myself with some bookage. And they finally got here today! Looking forward to digging into them.
A photo of two books: COMPLETE GEOMANCY by Nick Farrell, and TELESMANICA-ADVANCED THEORY & PRACTICE OF ASTROLOGICAL MAGIC by Christopher Warnock.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My Father’s Day present to myself. Baked some banana bread and got some wraps from the new Lebanese place down the hill, the Charcoal Pit Mediterranean Grill, for me, Poppy, and the kid. Excellent, as always. Back to work in a couple of days; woe, etc. Vacation is always too short.
A photo of a grilled tanouk wrap with a bite taken out of it.
A photo of two loaves of banana bread.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A pic of a post from @aaliamauro that says:

Let’s clear this up once and for all. 

1. She had a digital receipt. 

2. Her friend was stopped, not her so she kept walking with her kid. 

3. She wasn't driving. Her friend was and never drove at any cops.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yeah, Zuck’s pretty much a walking example of that classic Spider-Man/Sauron meme. Only much, much stupider.
Spider-man is looking at Sauron, a pterodactyl riding a triceratops. Spider-man says “You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you’re using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!” Sauron says “But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
QRP something with horns
A pen and ink line drawing of a horned man sitting in lotus position, engulfed in flames, superimposed on a burning tree, whose leaves are burning eyes.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you see this, post a goth girl! (Hard to get more goth than a teenage necromancer with a skeleton hand)
A line drawing of a girl with roughly cut short black hair, a brand on her cheek, and a skeletal hand, wearing black robes.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh worm?
Some panels from Kill 6 Billion Demons, depicting Gog-Agog, the Worm Queen, reconstituting themselves into their clown form and saying “aaaaa, not so loud, I’m right here”.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In case you were wondering, the chicken croissant sandwich is pretty good.
A picture of a hand holding a chicken salad croissant sandwich with a bite taken out of it.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Here’s our Genji kitty, waiting for her brushie-brushies.
A picture of a long haired calico cat sitting on a cat tree.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bret, as is his wont, says a lot of true and alarming stuff. Being a historian fucking sucks sometimes, yanno?
“And you may then ask, here at the end: if I am saying that Iran is being hammered, that they are suffering huge costs, how can I also be suggesting that the United States is on some level losing?

And the answer is simple: it is not possible for two sides to both win a war. But it is absolutely possible for both sides to lose; mutual ruin is an option. Every actor involved in this war – the United States, Iran, arguably Israel, the Gulf states, the rest of the energy-using world – is on net poorer, more vulnerable, more resource-precarious as a result.

In short, please understand this entire 7,000+ word post as one primal scream issued into the avoid at the careless, unnecessary folly of the decision to launch an ill-considered war without considering the obvious, nearly inevitable negative outcomes which would occur unless the initial strikes somehow managed to pull the inside straight-flush. They did not and now we are all living trapped in the consequences.

Maybe the war will be over tomorrow. The consequences will last a lot longer.”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Kira Bonehand, teenage necromancer, built to be a long-term antagonist for the party, but they beat her up and then kidnapped her into being their friend.
A black and white line drawing of a young woman with short black hair, a brand on her cheek, and a hand made of bones, dressed in black robes.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Dragonposting! (Draco sit mihi dux, y’all)
An ink drawing of a three headed dragon wrapped around a trident.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Neat! I’ve always like rakshasas. Here’s one I did a while back. One of these days I’m gonna get to sicc one on my gaming crew.
A drawing of a tiger-demon smoking a pipe.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
By my count, I’ve had two days off in the last month, only one of which was in this year. Running a bit low on vim and vigor at the moment.
A picture of a bloodied man sitting on snow-covered stairs, above an error message that says “you re running out of “it is what it is”. Are you sure you want to continue?”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hey, I was 13, whadda ya want? (Also, Miller’s art was PRISTINE in this series.)
The cover of Wolverine #1, a drawing of Logan with his claws extended, and his mask pulled back, beckoning to the viewer.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A cartoon of Gail saying “I am like unto a goddess”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Text reading “Thank you for the free 3 day trial of 2026. I would like to cancel my membership.”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just made my mom a Christmas card, thought I might share it with you lot. Hairy Fishmas to all!
A drawing of a fish, smoking a pipe, wearing pince-nez glasses, with long curly red hair, saying “Have a Hairy Fishmas, madame!”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Forest in Winter at Sunset by Théodore Rousseau, at the Met. The image doesn’t do it justice; in person it’s stunning.
A painting of a tangled forest of leafless trees against an orange sky. “The Forest in Winter at Sunset” by Théodore Rousseau
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
“Am gai/la fobh fearas feuchta” “I am a spear/ that roars for blood” That one actually lives rent free on my chest, where I had it tattooed about 13 years ago.
A black and red tattoo on a man’s chest, of an ouroboros serpent with runes.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The Offspring and I getting dolled up for the damp squib that was Haverhill’s Halloween Costume Walk.
A man with a Mohawk, dark glasses, and horns, next to a shaggy-haired figure with a black featureless face and a wide toothy grin.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Oh hey , is it #skirkle time again? Hey out there, folks!
Skirkle image for joecrow.bsky.social
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Hunh. Nice to know about myself, I guess?
Screenshot of an online hue test result, scored at zero.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Some folks just show up in meditation and say “it’s dangerous to go alone; take this” and hand you a little blue scorpion-centaur girl. Say hi, everybody.
Linework drawing of a female scorpion-centaur, with four arms, one holding a bell, one a whip, one a Medusa head shield, and one ending in a scorpion claw.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So, for example, this is prohibited, then? If not, why not?
The Rape of Europa painting, by Titian
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
So, todays “exit strategy” seems to be going about as well as that last one from a few years back… Yeah, this thing is STILL holding onto that lamppost outside the Haverhill Public Library, 43 years later. God DAMN, but they built to last, didn’t they?
A poster stuck to a lamppost, saying “are you ready for the rapture? Jesus is coming Oct 28, 1992”. It’s kind of ragged, but still legible.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Io Hekate Io Ho, for those who know. Dark moon Deipnon offerings to Herself; I’ll drop them at the crossroads in a little while. May this night of balance between brilliant day and blessed night be the herald of balance for all of us.
A photo of an altar to Hekate, lit with candles and incense, and offerings of eggs, honey, and wine.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
…and on today’s episode of HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS
A blue cardboard standee display of Mr. Beast branded meat snacks, with a big smiling picture of Mr. Beast at the top
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future.
An old white man with a mohawk. Text says “Blank Reg was right all along”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hey artists! Quote with your woman #art #hekate
Ink line drawing of Hekate, three-faced, six-armed, nude, dancing on top of a skull at a crossroads.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tommy Lee Jones dressed as a sheriff, holding a newspaper, looking over the top of his glasses.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hey man, I tried; lips are hard!
A line drawing of an orc, smiling.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A sketch from the other day, as I try and curb stomp my brain into working again. This is one of the most common ways that Hekate shows up in my head. Still not right, but it never is.
A pencil sketch of three female faces, hooded, with tall curved horns.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It’s snowing again. Nothing serious, just some light flake-age. So here’s a poem I wrote a decade back; still one of my faves. I need to start writing poetry again.
Screencap from Facebook of a poem, text follows.

Winter Poem

crow-black sky sheds stars
that glitter, flicker faint
against the night, and fall
to drift in silence
 skim the frozen earth
then cling in sudden crowds,
weave soft shrouds, embrace the rough
and smooth alike, remake the world.

a temporary grace, soon shattered
but still in silence fall the stars.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hah! Suck it, bitches!
A Wordle congrats panel, showing a single hit on the second try.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
From the Adventures in Convenience Store Retail Files: One so rarely gets an opportunity to use the phrase “shitstorm” in a non-metaphorical sense these days, but here we are…
A closed restroom door with a handwritten sign saying “NO. (you don’t want to know)”
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#proofofcat Our Genji, getting comfy.
A long haired calico cat, lounging.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
…what? …ok then…
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
…what? …ok then…
A package of gummy candies labeled “Shaqalicious”,  shaped like Shaq O’neil’s head.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
what in the ACTUAL fuck
A package of Sour Patch flavored Oreo cookies. No, really.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
what in the ACTUAL fuck
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Hail unto thee, oh mighty ΧΟΝΘΑΡΕΤ, 2nd of the decans of the firmament! Dog-faced lord, holding the wheel of the world! May we receive your blessing as you receive this offering! Another in the sequence of Decan images.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ! Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven! First of the decans of the firmament! Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
An inkwork drawing of a dark skinned boy, wearing an Egyptian linen kilt and holding a scepter over his head. His head is shaved, except for a braid hanging from his right temple.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ! Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven! First of the decans of the firmament! Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Tommy Lee Jones as the sheriff in No Country For Old Men, staring over his glasses in disappointment.
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Blah blah blah torment nexus blah blah
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Joe Crow @joecrow.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
2 years vs. 2 months. I wonder what the difference is? 🎶One of these things/is not like the other/one of these things/just isn’t the same🎶 Oh yeah, it’s only a war crime if it happens to white people, I forgot.
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