Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Layups count for just as many points as a dunk” ass quote 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Not embracing the DSA in 2026 is like when Mark Jackson made Steph and Klay take midrange jumpers in 2013 0482
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Congratulations to Jerry Reinsdorf for drafting cash considerations twice in the second round. Nobody does it like you 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Now that that’s over, let’s get to the real NBA news. Will Chicago hire Tiago Splitter? 110
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026These stupid things cost a million dollars and hold about a 100 calorie pack’s worth of popcorn. Give me the gigantic tub that makes my tummy go crazy instead! 220
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The Sean Sweeney as next Bulls HC odds on Kalshi are going to plummet tomorrow 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Pouring out a Diet Coke on a basketball court for Jason Kidd tonight 131
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have been begging for someone to talk about the slop Scottie has been slinging for years now 🙏 030
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Fasting trends, especially the 72 hour one, are a psyop designed to get people used to going days without eating for when food scarcity/climate change really kicks into overdrive. 010
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026All the President’s Men. Apex mountain for smoking cigarettes in a shadowy parking garage? 010
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My favorite moment of the AKME era was when they simply didn’t make a trade for three years, and then proceeded to make the most dogshit trades you could imagine since then. 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Reinsdorf will never pay the luxury tax though. All that cap space is going towards fortifying the roster with cheap role players in the hopes of winning enough games to host a play-in game and that’s about it. 011
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026They made me nostalgic for GarPax because they at least tried to be competitive. That’s how horrible the AKME era was. 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Nothing will change until the last Reinsdorf takes the Dan Ryan out of Chicago for good. But it just feels good to win one for once 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026OpenAI 86ing Sora feels like a win in the war against slop. However, being one to never read the room accurately, I fear Sam Altman is preparing to unleash Super Slop on us by Q4 000
Reposted by JoeDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I'm doing another Illinois wrap today, but re-upping my preview - the tens of millions of dollars in super PAC money, all running "vote for the real progressive!" ads, felt like the wave of our Black Mirror future www.semafor.com/article/03/1...semafor.comIllinois primaries showcase the rise of the bizarro-world super PACThe cash, much of it from the crypto and AI industries as well as AIPAC, is swamping races throughout the state. 417234
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Someone else is going to get 80 tomorrow. Silver knows that we all know he’s letting Balmer off the hook and needs big distractions this week before dumping the news 010
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Kobe’s 81 is in real danger right now on a random Tuesday in March. Incredible. 000
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It’s almost like this administration is completely full of shit 020
Joe @joecostin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Silver is thrilled everyone is talking about tanking and not a top 5 star partnering with a prediction market immediately after the trade deadline 070
