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Joe Bethersonton

@joebethersonton2.bsky.social
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Proud resident of Pruder Street, not Pruder Way or Pruder Lane, in Fargo. I do radio commercials for products. "Algorithms lack the spark of humanity." - Pope Leo XIV

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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every year before Week 1: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS? THIS IS OUR YEAR!!! Every year after Week 1:
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Cowboys lost to the Buccaneers?!
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Democrats to MAGA elected officials: "Because he's got a... BIG ASS! And your head... is all the way up it!"
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gee, ya think so @nytimes.com? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
New York Times with a terrible headline about the Christa Pike failed execution.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah, these guys handling a lethal pathogen? I'm sure that'll go well.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By Wednesday, Secretary Brainworms will be telling us to eat rats to get immunity...
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The official position of the State is that the economy is booming."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WRONG! It will be the Milwaukee Brewers over the Tampa Bay Rays in six games. William Contreras will be the MVP. Manfred's lockout gambit will be completely derailed. ISSUE 2 - Will Montreal get the Expos back? I ask you, ELEANOR CLIFT!
John McLaughlin screaming that someone is wrong on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being impossible and 10 being metaphysical certitude.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You see, gentlemen? I'll be proved right. Wenck will come. Wenck will come.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are good speakers. There are bad speakers. Then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's Mike Johnson.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"We called it a war, and they disagreed with that characterization."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harvey Keitel exhibits pain only a drug-induced binge while being a deadbeat to the mob can provide.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The official position of the State is that a war is not possible in the Trumpviet Union. They told Meet the Press that the war is not continuing. They gave them the propaganda line."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forever. #NeverForget
The Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in the morning glow. No attacks. No death. No destruction. As they were before the 9/11 attacks.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The future of our economy if Trump has it his way. We won't be able to buy a Snickers bar with a wheelbarrow full of cash.
People in Weimar Republic Germany with stacks of worthless marks because of hyperinflation.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You wanna go where people don’t Don’t know who the fuck you are You wanna go Where no one knows who’s the fuck you are
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anybody seen Mitchie? Huh? I'm gonna keep comin' back till somebody Remembers seeing Mitchie.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"They told the New York Times that the economy gained 162,000 jobs in August. They gave them the propaganda number." www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anybody seen Mitchie? Huh? I'm gonna keep comin' back till somebody Remembers seeing Mitchie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Yx...
Steven Seagal uttering his most famous line in "Out for Justice". "Anybody seen Richie?"
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We don't believe in renaming Lake Ontario... but if we had to...
We don't believe in renaming Lake Ontario... but if we had to...
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am a baseball nerd; I am a Mets fan. Who else would have put Rico Brogna in the Immaculate Grid?
completed immaculate grid game featuring pictures of former baseball players
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"In my day, we didn't have healthcare or vaccines. You died of easily preventable illnesses and were orphaned by the age of 11. And if you did survive, you were confined to a cave for two weeks all alone until the evil vapors left your body. That's the way it was, and we liked it!"
The typical Republican voter -- irrationally angry and frightened by change.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The official position of the State is that negative impacts from our trade war with Canada is not possible in the Trumpviet Union."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You gotta rephrase that like Carnac. "Carson Benge." (Carson Benge) ✉️✂️💨 What do you call watching 22 Tonight Show YouTubes in a row?
The all-wise, all-knowing, omniscient seer, soothsayer, prognosticator -- and former acting coach to Meghan Markle, Carnac... the Magnificent.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I'm taking your Excel." You're taking my Excel?!
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Senga closing out the game? Never in doubt. Keep it coming "That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler." #Mets
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Stupid-a facking RFK Jr."
A hard-working Italian immigrant working as a cheese maker in northern New Jersey has thoughts about our dumbest Health and Human Services Secretary.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"This just in. Senator Mitch McConnell is still alive."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"The official position of the State is that the military has everything that it needs, and that a supply shortage is not possible in the Trumpviet Union."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Official portrait of Donald J. Trump, 47th President of the United States
Eddie Mush betting another loser at Aqueduct in "A Bronx Tale." But even he picked more winners than Trump.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Grand Prospect Hall wasn’t this gaudy. “We make your dreams come true!”
The Grand Prospect Hall owners famous for their simple yet elegant local commercials
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm gonna write him up for this!
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Submitted for your approval. A balmy summer night in Queens, and two lousy baseball teams are competing on the diamond, each with something to prove. But these two teams are about to realize that this is no ordinary game between major league rivals. They will soon face challenges that defy logic.
The Twilight Zone creator Rod Serling, a baseball fan
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is not Trump's day. This is ours. #July4 #America250 #NeverTrump
The Declaration of Independence in which Americans disavowed a king. Real Americans don't want one man to rule them.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“ARRRGH! MY GROIN!”
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"The official position of the State is that the Great American State Fair being a bust is not possible in the Trumpviet Union."
a Trump administration spokesperson expresses frustration over phone service.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"So you go on, and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit about the 2026 #Mets."
a long suffering Mets fan being asked if Carlos Mendoza's firing was enough to feel rehabilitated about the season's hopes.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Kids at home, if you want to see what the word 'quit' means, to give up, the verb of that is @mets.com ."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"The official position of the State is that a reflecting pool filled with algae is not possible in the Soviet Union."
An official Trump administration spokesperson comments on the algae-covered reflecting pools.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"The official position of the State is that a severe thunderstorm watch is not possible on Donald Trump's birthday."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
To repeat…
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Yeah, give Robinson the flagrant. I know it doesn't look like it, but the average fan won't notice."
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As crappy as the song is, it had its purpose in Anchorman.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let’s check in on James Dolan and his quest to suck all the life out of the Knicks…
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"Let's keep separate scorecards. You circle every foul that smells fishy, I'll do the same. Probably nothing to it." #NBAFinals
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Required viewing for the #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S JUST GREAT! NOW HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA VOTE SUSAN COLLINS OUT, HUH?!
an angry New England voter has a polite conversation over Maine politics
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Marlins, a team with no fans but obsesses with beating the Mets for some reason, are finally swept by the Mets and relegated to last place, where they belong. Hopefully the Mets keep charging forward and leave these overly smug clowns in the dust.
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The dumbest ass in America
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Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I was an administrator in this... crazy little hospital in Boston. Nothing made sense about this place. The chief surgeon was Mr. Feeny, for heaven's sake.
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