Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Every year before Week 1: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS? THIS IS OUR YEAR!!! Every year after Week 1: 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Democrats to MAGA elected officials: "Because he's got a... BIG ASS! And your head... is all the way up it!" 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gee, ya think so @nytimes.com? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah, these guys handling a lethal pathogen? I'm sure that'll go well. 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026By Wednesday, Secretary Brainworms will be telling us to eat rats to get immunity... 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"The official position of the State is that the economy is booming." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026WRONG! It will be the Milwaukee Brewers over the Tampa Bay Rays in six games. William Contreras will be the MVP. Manfred's lockout gambit will be completely derailed. ISSUE 2 - Will Montreal get the Expos back? I ask you, ELEANOR CLIFT! 121
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You see, gentlemen? I'll be proved right. Wenck will come. Wenck will come. 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There are good speakers. There are bad speakers. Then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's Mike Johnson. 011
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"We called it a war, and they disagreed with that characterization." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"The official position of the State is that a war is not possible in the Trumpviet Union. They told Meet the Press that the war is not continuing. They gave them the propaganda line." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The future of our economy if Trump has it his way. We won't be able to buy a Snickers bar with a wheelbarrow full of cash. 100
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You wanna go where people don’t Don’t know who the fuck you are You wanna go Where no one knows who’s the fuck you are 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Anybody seen Mitchie? Huh? I'm gonna keep comin' back till somebody Remembers seeing Mitchie. 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"They told the New York Times that the economy gained 162,000 jobs in August. They gave them the propaganda number." www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09... 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Anybody seen Mitchie? Huh? I'm gonna keep comin' back till somebody Remembers seeing Mitchie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Yx... 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We don't believe in renaming Lake Ontario... but if we had to... 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I am a baseball nerd; I am a Mets fan. Who else would have put Rico Brogna in the Immaculate Grid? 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"In my day, we didn't have healthcare or vaccines. You died of easily preventable illnesses and were orphaned by the age of 11. And if you did survive, you were confined to a cave for two weeks all alone until the evil vapors left your body. That's the way it was, and we liked it!" 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"The official position of the State is that negative impacts from our trade war with Canada is not possible in the Trumpviet Union." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You gotta rephrase that like Carnac. "Carson Benge." (Carson Benge) ✉️✂️💨 What do you call watching 22 Tonight Show YouTubes in a row? 231
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"I'm taking your Excel." You're taking my Excel?! 131
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Senga closing out the game? Never in doubt. Keep it coming "That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler." #Mets 020
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"This just in. Senator Mitch McConnell is still alive." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"The official position of the State is that the military has everything that it needs, and that a supply shortage is not possible in the Trumpviet Union." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Official portrait of Donald J. Trump, 47th President of the United States 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The Grand Prospect Hall wasn’t this gaudy. “We make your dreams come true!” 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Submitted for your approval. A balmy summer night in Queens, and two lousy baseball teams are competing on the diamond, each with something to prove. But these two teams are about to realize that this is no ordinary game between major league rivals. They will soon face challenges that defy logic. 110
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This is not Trump's day. This is ours. #July4 #America250 #NeverTrump 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"The official position of the State is that the Great American State Fair being a bust is not possible in the Trumpviet Union." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"So you go on, and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit about the 2026 #Mets." 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"Kids at home, if you want to see what the word 'quit' means, to give up, the verb of that is @mets.com ." 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"The official position of the State is that a reflecting pool filled with algae is not possible in the Soviet Union." 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"The official position of the State is that a severe thunderstorm watch is not possible on Donald Trump's birthday." 110
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"Yeah, give Robinson the flagrant. I know it doesn't look like it, but the average fan won't notice." 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026As crappy as the song is, it had its purpose in Anchorman. 020
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Let’s check in on James Dolan and his quest to suck all the life out of the Knicks… 010
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"Let's keep separate scorecards. You circle every foul that smells fishy, I'll do the same. Probably nothing to it." #NBAFinals 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Required viewing for the #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs 032
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026THAT'S GREAT! THAT'S JUST GREAT! NOW HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA VOTE SUSAN COLLINS OUT, HUH?! 2104
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The Marlins, a team with no fans but obsesses with beating the Mets for some reason, are finally swept by the Mets and relegated to last place, where they belong. Hopefully the Mets keep charging forward and leave these overly smug clowns in the dust. 000
Joe Bethersonton @joebethersonton2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I was an administrator in this... crazy little hospital in Boston. Nothing made sense about this place. The chief surgeon was Mr. Feeny, for heaven's sake. 010