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Joe Bauer

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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We could have had a puppy.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gender-affirming care
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sorry Jeff. www.businessinsider.com/jeff-bezos-c...
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When Jeff Bezos was worth $18 billion, he claimed a $4,000 tax credit intended for families earning less than $100,000, ProPublica reports
Confidential tax documents filed with the IRS, obtained by ProPublica, demonstrate how some of the world's wealthiest have avoided paying taxes.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Have you ever seen Trump express sadness for anything other than powerful people experiencing consequences?
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What is the amount a President can steal from the Treasury that would qualify as “concerning” to Fetterman?
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We need to take away their toys - they can’t help but to want to play with them. The guys who stormed the beaches in Normandy had half the gear these bozos have to gang up on a 65 year old taco vendor.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Called it. bsky.app/profile/danl...
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It’s a day ending in ‘y’.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Nobody calls it an ascent into fascism for a reason.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Buh-bye!
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
And instantly they floated the “kill all the homeless” trial balloon.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ah fuck, here comes fake gold shit all over the place.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Naming an internment camp "Bliss" has kind of a "Arbeit macht frei" vibe to it, doesn't it?
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Really tired of these six mullahs relentlessly saying: “Actually, the founding fathers wanted a king.”
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The universities expect that the next Dem administration will refund the fines back. It shouldn’t. Take them and create a legal defense fund for institutions and individuals that choose to fight back.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The whole point of Republicans making people jump through hoops to get Medicaid is to kick people off Medicaid. If you find a technological workaround (assuming it even works), they will ban it. The only long-term solution is to elect Democrats and get rid of these administrative burdens.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Eggs were too expensive, so now we get this timeline.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The era of Trump is the era of tripling-down on outrages and count on the media to both-sides it into the next news cycle.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Jake, just put on the hat already.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
MAGA is a non-stop rage machine. Like an addict that always needs a bigger hit just to get the same high, symbolic culture wars no longer do the trick. Where once you could rave about a woke Dr. Seuss, you now have to destroy vaccines because you once had to wear a mask on a plane.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Register your outrage in the FDA public comment section for this proposed rule: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
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Regulations.gov
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Look, if you're a billionaire on your third mega-yacht, I'm sorry, you gotta fuck right off. Tax cuts are for the truly needy.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Anytime a Republican says "rich people don't care about money", you need to ask them why they're pushing tax cuts for billionaires.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Screw billionaire philanthropy. We don’t want to be dependent on whatever trickles down from these assholes. Tax the living shit out of them and they can keep their charity handouts. Bonus: we won’t see their names besmirching buildings.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Crazy idea: not declaring the President immune from prosecution and above the law is a good check on the Presidency.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Mothers don’t need a dozen roses, they’ll be happy with two.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
That fake gold toilet next to a prison-grade TP dispenser is pure Trump.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This going to SCOTUS to interpret “to the best of my ability”, isn’t it?
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rejoice! Small businesses will pay $0 in taxes this year since there will be no profit.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Who’s a good boy?
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Serfs. He’s talking about turning Americans into serfs.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This will get worse the more he sinks in the polls. Hitler's last order was for the complete destruction of Germany because he "...came to view the German people as having failed him, unworthy of their great mission in history and thus deserving to die...". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero_De...
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Nero Decree - Wikipedia
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This goes double for members of Congress. If you're able to vote to send soldiers into harms way, you can vote to stop fascism at home even if it comes at personal risk. Your oath to defend the Constitution doesn't come with an "only when it's safe and convenient to do so" clause.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
"good at business" Thanks, median voter.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Libertarian just means that you want all the benefits and protections of living in a society, with none of the responsibilities.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Good. Start making plans for the Maryland National Guard to fly in, break into the gulag and free him. I'm really not interested in any legal arguments as to why this wouldn't be feasible. We're way, way, past that point.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
My expectations could not be lower.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Still waiting for the "the right went too far on immigration" takes, with all the, you know, disappearing innocent people in foreign gulags and stuff.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hey Greenlanders, how would you like no healthcare, no social security, no rule of law and spiking gun violence? All for a low, low price of $10,000. Get it now, while the US dollar is still worth something!
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Department of Pre-Crime
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It's official. Thought crimes.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Dude, just say it. "Just like the Nazis with the trains."
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Correct. You blame the person who gave the monkey a flamethrower, not the monkey.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We had to burn the planet in order to save it.
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Joe Bauer @joebauernotsure.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
How are you enjoying America's Bronze Age?
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
All I keep thinking about is that if/when Dems regain power, every action to restore normality or basic functioning of governmental institutions will be covered by the national press like it’s a controversial, partisan power play on par with a coup.
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