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Jodi Chromey

@jodiwilldare.bsky.social
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A little bit of heaven & a whole lot of hell. 📝 iwilldare.com

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Caryn Rose @carynrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also twin cities in general! Patti Smith exhibit alert
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. (Have fun murdering in the name of god)
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thirty Years of Misery? How fun! Do you build a factory & make misery? #FrustratedIncorporated
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And You’ll Never Be Broke Hey Darling Ones, Yesterday I had to go back to physical therapy because my left ankle is being a little bitch. I went to a podiatrist a few months ago and she thinks it's my lymphadema causing the woe. I'll skip telling you how I was, and kinda till am, a salty, petulant…
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And You’ll Never Be Broke
Hey Darling Ones, Yesterday I had to go back to physical therapy because my left ankle is being a little bitch. I went to a podiatrist a few months ago and she thinks it's my lymphadema causing the woe. I'll skip telling you how I was, and kinda till am, a salty, petulant brat about the whole thing. Instead, I'm gonna tell you abut the weird thing that happened.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘I Love Your Glasses’ is the New ‘How Tall Are You?’ Hi Darling Ones, I hope wherever you are Autumn is in full effect. When the sun shines, the light in Minnesota is exquisite - golden and buttery. In the afternoon the sun hits my tree and when the wind is blowing I watch the shadows of the…
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‘I Love Your Glasses’ is the New ‘How Tall Are You?’
Hi Darling Ones, I hope wherever you are Autumn is in full effect. When the sun shines, the light in Minnesota is exquisite - golden and buttery. In the afternoon the sun hits my tree and when the wind is blowing I watch the shadows of the dancing leaves around my living room sighing in contentment. Fall really is the best.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pink Pony Club sung by drunken wedding guest is a real vibe (an awesome one).
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody loves life like a 10-year-old jr. bridesmaid on the dance floor. So much joyful abandon.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I started bawling the minute they wheeled Michal J. Fox out. Alex P. Keaton was the only republican I ever loved.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ha! I forgot I even did that.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Snatched Hola Darling Ones, Hope you made it out of August of unscathed. I did, barely. As per usu August was a jerk to me right until the very end. I racked up a of failures in August. I lost battles with my Homeowner's ASSociation, myself, and my self-confidence. It was a rough month, but I made…
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Snatched
Hola Darling Ones, Hope you made it out of August of unscathed. I did, barely. As per usu August was a jerk to me right until the very end. I racked up a of failures in August. I lost battles with my Homeowner's ASSociation, myself, and my self-confidence. It was a rough month, but I made it through. To make up for August being a little the bitch, the universe out two good things in my lap.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We’re going Monday & I cannot wait.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s a hate crime!
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Hello Darling Ones, For the past month I've been locked in battle with my Home Owner's ASSociation (HOA) over a hornet's nest attached to my neighbor's garage. While it is attached to her garage, it's in a spot she would never see unless she was standing on my…
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Let Your Fingers Do the Walking
Hello Darling Ones, For the past month I've been locked in battle with my Home Owner's ASSociation (HOA) over a hornet's nest attached to my neighbor's garage. While it is attached to her garage, it's in a spot she would never see unless she was standing on my patio. In the past, when I had a much cheaper and better HOA they've taken care of these kinds of problems.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m a Minnesotan and feel the same way. Ugh, Amy Klobuchar.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wanted to like it, but, ugh! Natalie didn’t want anything. I couldn’t see her as an actual human, just a prop to thrust ideas on.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can see the wariness about The Keeper. The tension, to me, was exquisite. Bunner about Evans’ book. I’ve read some “it” books that I hated. Yesteryear, for instance.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I, a woman, have read 63 books so far this year. These are the best 5 (so far): The List of Suspicious Things by Jennie Godfrey The Correspondent by Virginia Evans The Keeper by Tana French Eddie Winston Is Looking for Love by Marianne Cronin Famous Men by Julie Buntin
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh no! Doesn't anyone think about the men? The poor, forogtten, overlooked, lonely men? Let's wring our hands over the richest most powerful group of humans on the planet. WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!?
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes! And the ability to build & sustain tension without, you know, murder & mayhem. Chef’s kiss.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just finished it. It does not disappoint. I worried about it, but she nailed the landing!
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just finishing up Famous Men by Julie Buntin because I saw it on your Insta. It’s goooOooood.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You’re 26 Years Old Hola Darling Ones, When I turned 26 during my AOL days (geminmat@aol.com, y'all) in June of 1998 a guy I was IMing with on the reg wrote me a song. The only thing I remember is it ended with "you're twenty-six years old." It was a sweet gesture and I treated it like the…
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You’re 26 Years Old
Hola Darling Ones, When I turned 26 during my AOL days (geminmat@aol.com, y'all) in June of 1998 a guy I was IMing with on the reg wrote me a song. The only thing I remember is it ended with "you're twenty-six years old." It was a sweet gesture and I treated it like the cherished artifact it was. I downloaded that WAV file (did we have MP3s in 98?) and saved it to a 3.5" floppy disk, which I probably still have.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today’s first time: bringing the garbage & recycling bins up to the garage. Such a simple task, and yet. . .
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I had a debilitating stroke on March 6, 2023, and I’m still doing things for the first time since the stroke. This makes me happy & hopeful, because who knows what the future holds?
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s the least I can do. Though I considered fire-bombing insurance companies.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Help if you can! Vision shouldn’t be a luxury. (I’m on disability due to distorted vision)
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I shouted “STEVE AND SHARON!” when they popped on the screen.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No, maybe. You are! Don’t listen to the mean voices, just keep on keepin’ on.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doing the work is way better than reading about how to do the work. You’re way ahead of a lot of people.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Huh. An odd mashup of things I’m really into. . . The Cougs & Greek Mythology. What a time to be alive!
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Got so much clit she don’t no balls.” My all-time favorite L7 lyric.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yikes! New to me too, but I get it. The smoke is so thick you probably couldn’t see him.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was worried. It was the 2nd to last song.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I went to a concert! In My wheelchair! Nobody died! (I say that after every successful wheelchair outing) iwilldare.com/2026/07/my-f...
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My First Wheelchair Concert: Johnny Cougs & Entitled White Ladies · I Will Dare
Well, Darling Ones, I did it. I popped my post-stroke wheelchair user (PSWU) concert cherry last night. It was John Cougar Mellencamp, and I’m glad I saved myself for him and the Mystic Lake Amphithea...
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I cried during Jack & Diane.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
While coming into John Cougar Mellencamp I accidentally hit a guy with my foot because my wheelchair didn’t stop fast enough. He was very unhappy with me even though I said sorry.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
On hold with MN Department of Health Services customer support while chatting with Optum RX online. I'm living the dream!
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I told the fam & they are supremely jealous.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My mammogram was scheduled for 11. I was in the car & got my results by 11:07. I’m breast cancer free.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I bet they were super impressed!
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Reading a book about influencers & childhood online. A woman called herself “an OG blogger” because she started blogging in 2011. TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN! I must be unfrozen cavewoman blogger.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's hard to say goodbye. iwilldare.com/2026/06/good...
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Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday · I Will Dare
Hi Darling Ones, It’s been a hot minute since I’ve written. I turned 54 a few weeks ago; got a motorized wheelchair named Jonas; planted a salsa verde garden; Sister #2 & Ben put laminate flooring in ...
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Congrats on the diligence! Advocating for yourself is exhausting, and as a woman you have to walk a tightrope lest you get labelled bitchy. Thanks for the guide.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Today at the Retina doctor a nurse complimented my shirt & laughed when I said, “Thanks, I had a stroke & like the band.” It’s my favorite thing.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I won two shiny nickels on Rock & Roll (literally 10¢).
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Betting it all ($2) on Thundersrockandroll to win.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yeah. It’s all little kids & grown ups.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Also, I won $1.40 on Eightsixchevy. Ruby is a 99 Chevy.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Actual cologne.
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Jodi Chromey @jodiwilldare.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you were born 6/6 at 6:36, you’d brag too!
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