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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Some might say that Matin O'Neill is performing miracles... But the BBC have already said this title is from heaven... Hail Cesar... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

See, this is the shit that happens when you let the guy who works for the BBC in Scotland on a Sunday night loose with the guy that writes the headlines down in guff... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I've got a wee bit of the dreaded lurgy just now... The cold, flu, CoVid, norovirus, dunno... Clearly not the best thread to moan on though. On a personal level, everybody still seems to like me, so all's good Gerry. How's yer great self? 💚

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I always suspect, and I could be wrong... But Stevie Walford had them all running around... JR would just chuckle, spark up and say to them what to do... and the day before the game... MON would go "Right what do I need to tell them" and he'd go... "Fine boss, they're sorted." 👍🍀🤣

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

One of the last, truly World class, truly great Scottish players... Universally loved because we ALL wanted to be John Robertson... 🍀

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Chuck there, urging us to be united. Chuck, whose unity is so conspicuous he dropped his nonce brother off a cliff recently, and whose son won't visit the country he rules. Thank God we have such spiritual guidance and leadership, eh? Merry Christmas y'all ❤️

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King's speech 2025: Christmas message urges communities to pull together in divided world

He invokes the wartime spirit in his annual speech, delivered from Westminster Abbey.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My mother... Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow. Rang the doorbell. A mother's love cannot be underestimated. That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Thanks Ma 💚

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The definition of "boak" is del boy. So His team won. They beat the tims. Euphoria. And his real team are winning too! Happy fucking Sunday. But they're beating his old team. Who cares? We love a huns win. And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell. 🍀 Boak.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Aye. Spot on. The guy... He's a Neil Lennon. A Scott Brown. You fucking hate him... Unless he's in your team.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Bottom line.... We're going to have to play football. Angeball even. Hearts are not going to drop a lot of points. This isn't Aberdeen last season. This is the first time in a long time we need to fight to win. But, I do think, come January... JOTA. Jota.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I probably meant psychlogically, but if Cammy Devlin's playing, psychopathy or.... 🤔

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

And would we be criticising us for doing the same? Brodge and McInnes have squared up so often. Both sides, you go 3-1 up... have a physio. Ouch. Break up momentum. MON was the master tactician of that. Hertz won the "battle" psycholically. Now we have a challenge, but we'll win it.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I really respect your opinions Chris, you're one of the good guys... I thought first half, we played really hard, really well... We were correcting a mistake, and we did. quickly. Team first. Individuals later. It was brilliant to watch. I think the penalty knocked the stuffing out of us.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

That's a really sour take on events. I thought we played really well, but the better team won. Hearts are just very good. , First half was the best game of football I've seen in a long time. Second half, two quick goals, McInnes knew how to see it out. Five then their due. Hertz are good.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Just wait until Auntie Beeb discovers how much the UK Government spends on sending folks on overseas jollies!!! 🙄 Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew. Ahem. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Over £1m spent on sending Scottish ferry staff to Turkey

The Scottish Conservatives, who obtained the information, say taxpayers are being

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

You know Matt, he's right, it is. Who the fuck was ever successful without doing the difficult bits? That's when you cultivate opportunities, because everyone else is hesitant too. Our board don't visualise proactive. You need to speculate to accumulate. Fergus was penny-pinching, but creative.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Is it a bad thing if someone thinks it would be quite good to see folk kicking fuck out the genocide champions? It probably would be. So I shouldn't even suggest that.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It had to happen. We needed a boot in the baws. Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best. But we were awful. It was humiliating. What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline. Only hope is January.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

""No one should be stopped from watching a football game simply because of who they are," a government spokesperson said." A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Government 'doing everything' to overturn Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban at Aston Villa match

It is working with police and exploring what additional resources are required to allow all fans to attend.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Where exactly do Greece find their managers? Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest. Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I'm not honestly sure what the script is with that Gerry. On my way to work in East Kilbride, some wanker is flying a Union Flag and a Saltire on the same flagpole. 🤪 I'm beginning to think we're going to have to unleash the Lion Rampant. Take the battle to the Quislings. 🤬

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

"Police Scotland said it had received a report of the disturbance at about 11:20 on Friday. A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required."" Hid that well down the story. 🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Council contractor threatened after removing flags in Stenhousemuir

The man said the wing mirror of his van was also damaged by angry residents in Stenhousemuir on Friday.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

See to be fair... DDs private jet has the registration code... EI-CELT so... I reckon he probably is quite a big Tim.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Give Andy Halliday his dues... Last night on SuperScoreboard when he's returning from a break... "Did I miss anything... Trip to Blair Drummond or..." 🤣🤣🤣

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

1984: Ha Orwell. So much for your dystopian autocracy. As if. 2025: I wish it was 1984. Wait, it is.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Just when you thought Rangers couldn't sink any lower... Martin tries to get them below sea level.... 😂

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Derek in Larkhall: "Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..." I was just waiting for him to say: "Ma wife..." So I could blurt out... "It's the same person..." 😂🙄

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

If they all decided to follow the same football team... They could practically go to the game together on the same bus. 😂

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Surely there's room in there for former Rangers spiv... Michael Bean.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Raskin: "Boss, boss! Why's my canoe full of rocks boss?" Martin: "Shut the fuck and paddle, Amish..."

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

You're probably right Gerry, you probably couldn't mark his neck with a blowtorch. But in the spirit of scientific research, I'd be happy to carry out the experiment if necessary. I promise I'll really, really do my best. 🤣

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

That's such a dastardly devious plan... It might just work. 🤔 But it won't. 😂

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

It's absolutely incredible. I genuinely wouldn't have thought it possible. Those glasses actually make Mark Zuckerberg look like even more of a dickhead. How can this be? Seriously? 🤓

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I'm not making any comment on the substance of the story. I'm musing on the BBC hypocrisy.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

🤣🤣🤣 The BBC, now telling us how Ferguson Marine are brilliant at building ferries and should be getting new contracts... 🤣🤣🤣 I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but clearly someone has. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Campaigners call for direct award of ferry to Ferguson shipyard

Community leaders and politicians write to the first minister, urging him to ensure a replacement for MV Lord of the Isles is built in Scotland.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Spot on... Play bad and win = Good thing. Play well and lose = Bad thing. I'd like to see us playing well... We all would... But 3 points first.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

the Spanish people who are mobilising for just causes like Palestine."" Imagine what it must be like to live in a country where the Prime Minister has actually got a pair. 2/2 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cyclin...

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Vuelta a Espana: Final stage abandoned because of pro-Palestinian protests in Madrid

The final stage of the Vuelta a Espana is abandoned after pro-Palestinian protesters enter the course in the centre of Madrid.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

"Speaking before Sunday's final stage, Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said he admired the protesters. "Today marks the end of the Vuelta," Sanchez told a socialist party rally in the southern city of Malaga. "Our respect and recognition for the athletes and our admiration for... 1/2

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I'm surprised most of them weren't banging Bonnie Blue at Ibrox to be honest. I guess they never got the memo.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

If I didn't know what that picture was... I'd swear it was French Eddy scoring some long forgotten goal on a snow covered pitch in February in some godforesaken blizzard-ridden hellhole of Scottish football... 🤣

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure you know, but I just mean it sums us up in a nutshell. A vignette, I guess.

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I should probably keep quiet about that... We'll probably get docked 3 points for fielding an illegible player. 😳

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

The Andromeda galaxy is about the only thing I can pick out in the night sky... Just down from the fourth star in Cassiopeia. It's nice to see it a little more closely 😉

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

up in the air even if he can't get his hands to it. The timing of the penalty was a lucky break, but it's a stonewaller. Fun fact for the day... Iheanacho's name was spelled wrong on his shirt... Made me chuckle. 😂

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🍀 յоск ταოֆση 🍀 @jocktamson.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Are we blaming the pitch and the monsoon? I daresay neither helped, but it was an idiosyncratic performance of our season today. Not bad, but not good enough, and too slow. Not putting teams away. I also think that Kasper should do better with the goal, he reeled back from it. He can head that...

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