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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody )

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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Romeo nods his head, picks up Juliet and carefully carries Juliet into the bathroom and then Romeo places down Juliet and smiles. “Do you like the bath to have a little bit of water so that you don’t have to worry about slipping, babe? It’s usually how I have my showers. It’s better for me.”
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ˣ 🏐⠀⠀JULIET ⠀⠀BYERS⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @captainsvolleyball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
❝𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲!❞ Juliet Byers Jonathan’s twin • older sister to Zion & Will Foster sister to Jane “El” Hopper Hawkins Volleyball Captain • popular girl Best friend of Chrissy Cunningham ♡ @jockguyromeo.bsky.social Stranger Things OC | selective | multiverse FC: Ella Purnell
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“We can have a second round. Of course we can, let me just grab a second condom.” Romeo does exactly that then walks over and picks Juliet up. “I’ve always wondered about that too, if it’ll make you feel better, and I’ll be more than just happy to experience my first shower sex with you, babe.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Romeo finally catches his breath after the love they made together and Romeo smiles before leaning forward and lightly kisses Juliet’s lips. “That’s not true, babe. We are both as amazing as each other, though I am going to take a shower. Would you to join me? I can carry you if you would like.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Romeo is breathing heavily after he finishes inside Juliet and the condom but he still manages to delicately kiss Juliet on the lips and slowly slides out of Juliet “I just had my first time and it was incredible, it was incredible doing it with you Juliet. Do you even know how amazing you feel?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Romeo is more aroused by the sounds of Juliet enjoying herself and when Juliet starts getting tighter around him when she orgasms is his final straw and Romeo nuts deep inside Juliet. “Fuck!” Romeo grunts out whilst filling up the condom and then he leans down and kisses Juliet “You are amazing.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Romeo is grunting loudly because he is so close to finishing inside Juliet but at the same time Romeo wants to patiently wait for Juliet to join him in her own orgasm. “You are doing so good for me, babe, taking me so well like I know you would.” Romeo grunts whilst pounding into Juliet still.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Romeo is more turned on by the sounds Juliet is making and is continues to thrust fast and deep in and out of Juliet whilst his groans get louder after Juliet slapped his ass. “Fuck baby, you feel so tight. I don’t know how much longer I am going to last.” Romeo starts pounding into Juliet again.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Romeo nods his heads and knows what he is doing feels great for Juliet because she is moaning into his ear but Juliet is also making him harder “You feel amazing.” Romeo grunts out but he starts thrusting in and and out of Juliet a little bit deeper but a lot faster which makes Romeo grunt louder
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Romeo keeps the pace until he is sure and then he nods his head, places a delicate kiss on Juliet’s lips then he starts moving his hips faster and grunting in pleasure “Just let me know if you need me to stop at any point, especially if it gets too painful because I really don’t want to hurt you”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Romeo is so happy that Juliet feels good already and now Romeo is slowly moving in and out of Juliet which also results in Romeo letting out the occasional pleasure groan. “I’m glad that I am making you feel good, babe. Do you want me to go a little faster? I can go faster if you need me too.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“I’m a little nervous. What if I embarrass myself? No! No, I can’t think like that, everything is going to be alright and I can do this.” Romeo takes a deep breath before putting one hand on his dick and slowly slides into Juliet but at the same time Romeo also lets out a quiet but deep groan.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“I have some.” Romeo even stands in view of Juliet whilst he is putting on the condom so that she can see but at the same time he is also already hard “I’m going to enter inside you now, okay? Please tell me if you need to stop and I’ll stop or even pull out. Whatever you need from me, baby.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Romeo maybe has to stop watching so many romance movie because he always thought that girls loved it when men did super romantic stuff for them. “It’s perfect. I mean you look so beautiful always and you look so beautiful now.” Romeo places his hands on Juliet’s hips “Are you okay, baby?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Wait, let me go grab protection. I don’t want to well… you know.” Romeo gently places a kiss on Juliet’s lips before reaching into his bedside drawer and brings out the box. “I don’t feel like this is romantic enough of an atmosphere “How about I dim the lights and play some romantic music?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Romeo actually takes the time to listen because he doesn’t want to continue until he comforts Juliet but Romeo also doesn’t want to continue unless Juliet is sure about this. “I’m not going to laugh because if we do this it’ll be my first time too, but if you don’t feel ready we can wait, babe.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Mmm, keep talking like that babe.” Romeo quietly whispers and then Romeo continues rubbing his hands over Juliet’s boobs and continues to kiss her neck. “You are so good Juliet.” Romeo starts kissing Juliet’s neck more and then he starts to slowly open up Juliet’s belt and jeans.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Romeo is smirking because he knows that Juliet fell right into his trap and now Romeo leans over and presses kisses over Juliet’s neck but also starts unbuttoning her shirt “You are so sexy. I hope you know that and I am going to reward you for being so sexy and hot with everything you said.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Romeo is really starting to think that he is dreaming and is smiling whilst looking into Juliet’s eyes and then Romeo leans in and presses a loving kiss on Juliet’s lips. “Okay baby, so Luke and Anakin were best friend but when Anakin became corrupted it devastated Luke, I’m sure you know why.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“You really are my dream woman, Juliet. I love you so much.” Romeo leans in and lovingly presses a delicate kiss on Juliet’s lips before smiling lovingly at her. “Of course I will talk nerdy for you, babe after all it is the least that you deserve from me. How nerdy would you like me to talk?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Do you even know how sexy you sound talking like that, babe? You sound incredibly sexy and I can listen to you talking like that all day.” Romeo is now smiling at Juliet but at the same time Romeo presses a kiss on Juliet’s lips “I love that Leia and Luke are two of your favourites, baby.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Romeo is smiling whilst listening to Juliet and he then presses a kiss on Juliet’s cheek before Romeo once again smiles at Juliet. “Baby, I don’t think that is embarrassing, actually I think it is really attractive and besides, I love my girlfriend nerdy. Why don’t we be nerdy together, hm?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“That’s not true. I love nerdy girls. No, actually I love a nerdy girl as a matter of fact I think I want to marry this nerdy girl, too.” Romeo smiles and then lovingly presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead. “Tell me more about your love for nerdy things, baby, I want to hear everything you love.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Romeo is just staring at Juliet like he fell in love all over again and Romeo even starts smiling lovingly at Juliet before Romeo presses a loving kiss on Juliet’s lips. “You are an amazing woman, Juliet. I could listen to you talking about Star Wars all day long, it’s incredibly sexy, baby.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Romeo is looking at Juliet with so much love and then he leans in and lovingly presses a kiss on Juliet’s lips whilst smiling at Juliet after. “Do you even know how sexy it is when you talk like that, baby? I could make out with you all day after you said that. Can you talk more like that?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“This one, well actually it is all of them. I can never actually pick just one because they are all so good. You can also laugh at me if you would like.” Romeo then smiles at Juliet and waits for Juliet to either laugh at him or call him adorable at this point Romeo will take either one.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Romeo smiles and places the bowl on Juliet’s lap and then places each of their drinks safely on their corresponding bedside tables. “You are so adorable, please don’t ever forget that, babe.” Romeo then climbs into the bed beside Juliet and presses a kiss on Juliet’s check and then Romeo smiles.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Babe, I promise you that you’re going to fall in love with these movies.” Romeo places the first movie in and then picks up Juliet bringing them both into his bed. “Oh wait, the snacks! I’ll be right back.” Romeo quickly rushed downstairs, grabbed the snacks and then returned “Okay, movie time!”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Only one? Oh no. No, no, no that won’t do.” Romeo presses kisses on Juliet’s lips and then Romeo picks up the cassette whilst smiling. “We are going to watch every single Star Wars movie and I promise you that I will make you fall in love with these movies or I will take my punishment if not.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Alright baby, sounds good.” Romeo pressed a gentle kiss on Juliet’s forehead before lying properly in the bed and places on a Star Wars movie “Have you seen this movie, Jules? I have said for so long that these movies are a masterpiece and some of the action scenes? They are “Mwah!” Chef’s kiss.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head at Juliet’s suggestion but Romeo also exhales softly before placing a loving kiss on Juliet’s lips before continuing to massage Juliet’s feet. “You know what babe, that actually sounds pretty great. What movie are you going to watch now, babe? I’m curious.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“I’m sure and I know I don’t have to, but I do want to because you deserve a little relaxation and pampering. However I can stop if you don’t want me to rub your feet.” Romeo smiles and he continues to massage Juliet’s feet until Juliet says otherwise “I know you do, babe and I love you too.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Babe, there is nothing that you have to explain to me. I keep tell my parents that not everything is old after a year and actually they get better because they are shaped around the person.” Romeo takes off Juliet’s shoes and then he starts rubbing her feet “Relax and watch something babe.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head in agreement with Juliet because he knows that Juliet is right about his mattress. “It is memory foam, possibly Egyptian cotton? I don’t know much about all this stuff but I do know that my folks love showing that they are on the richer side of everyone.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Of course we can, come here.” Romeo secures the front door, places down his keys and then gently picks up Juliet into his arms before walking upstairs with her. “Here we are in my humble abode.” Romeo kicks the door closed behind himself and then Romeo gently places down Juliet on his bed.
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“No, she didn’t and that is another thing that you both have in common.” Romeo smiles and then he places a kiss onto Juliet’s forehead. “And I hope she talks to you too. I try and support her the best I can but there’s just something’s that I couldn’t possibly understand better than you can.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Romeo is embarrassed about Juliet seeing his childhood pictures but he also hasn’t stopped Juliet from looking because Juliet is happy and Juliet deserves this. “Yes. Chrissy and I back when things were simpler and Chrissy was so happy. I’d be lucky if I got so much as a smile from Chrissy now.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“It’s perfect that you can stay with me tonight, it isn’t so perfect that you could spend forever away from home without someone noticing that you are gone, it’s sad actually.” Romeo laughs when Juliet notices the picture of baby him and nods his head “It is yes, kind of embarrassing but yes.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Only if I want to? Of course I do babe, actually in fact let’s go and do that like right now, well only if you have time because if you don’t we can totally arrange it for another time.” Romeo smiles before he takes the softest exhale “Whatever works for you babe works for me. What do you think?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“You know that I am a Cunningham, it’s in our blood to worry so of course that is exactly what I am going to do.” Romeo laughs softly and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead. “I’m sorry for what you went through, though I promise you that things are going to get so much better babe, yeah?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Romeo is relieved and exhales softly because he is happy that Juliet will find bonding with his sister a breeze and Romeo places a kiss on Juliet’s forehead. “Thank God, she’ll be so glad to have someone who isn’t me that is also sporty and having you both not in my safety would break my heart.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Romeo follows behind Juliet and he holds Juliet’s hand and caresses it whilst Juliet is doing her thing. Romeo holds the door for Juliet when they left. “Okay, is this better? I also think that you and Chrissy will get on well, actually I think you will both make a good team someday babe.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“She is always going on about how it is so important for Chrissy to stay skinny and yet she never controls what I eat or when. I have confronted her about it but the answer is all the same.” Romeo smiles and presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “You’d be okay living with Chrissy and I, right?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“My parents, mostly my mom isn’t kind to her and I try and sneak her snacks when my parents are gone or distracted but I have to keep them in my room for her because I’m terrified what our mom would do if she found out.” Romeo sighs “I promised Chrissy I’ll get us both out as soon as possible.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“You can stay as long as you like. My folks are out of town so it’ll just be you, my sister and myself.” Romeo smiles softly before guiding Juliet to his car. “You’ll like my sister. She is sporty just like us, though her sport is cheer meets and flips that still scare me to this day.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Romeo is hold Juliet now but is also trying to be as gentle as possible with Juliet as he can be and Romeo also places a kiss on Juliet’s forehead. “I know it probably doesn’t seem like it now and it probably sounds like I am just trying to make you feel better but I promise it will get better.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“It doesn’t seem fair. You still need your mom, especially now because I can easily say that the age we are now is a really confusing and complicated time.” Romeo presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead because he is doing his best to comfort Juliet “The deafness. Did that happen in the upside down?”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“What do you mean? Are they like sick or something?” Romeo focuses on just holding Juliet, comforting her but also presses a kiss on Juliet’s shoulder. “All you have to know is that I am here for you and I always will be, okay? You can tell me anything babe. No matter what it is.”
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Romeo Cunningham ( Parody ) @jockguyromeo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Romeo takes Juliet into his arms and is rubbing Juliet’s arm before placing a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then he smiles small at Juliet. “I think it is really important that you talk to your family about this, babe, otherwise you’ll just be sad about it. I can be there with you if you need.”
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