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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

enraged rat in a cage: "yeah but that rat has a three story cage"

Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

opened up my halloween bluey yogurt and it was yellow and pink, how many more heart attacks is living in 2026 going to give me

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Joby as a vampire would be like: is blood keto?" - Sparrow "I don't-" - Joby "Joby as a vampire would be like: is keto blood ethical?" - Sparrow "...you're just like my chat sometimes." - Joby "I was your chat before chat!" - Sparrow

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wouldn't, but if you would or do that's okay, not everybody is built the same on this big beautiful planet, and that's wonderful, variety is the spice of life and you only live once so go ahead, eat that entire family sized bag of goldfish crackers in one sitting, do it now, on camera, thanks

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having trouble with home decor? Krill your shelf!

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

holy moly did you know that today is a square day??? September 25th, 2026, aka 9/25/2026 is composed of 3 squared, 5 squared, and 45.0111097397... squared, a once in a calendar occurrence!!!

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

betcha jealous my dinner is gonna be so lit, yum yum

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why do they call them herons when they heron the bird wings but hair out bald am the me

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

holy moly did you know that today is a square day??? September 4th, 2026, aka 9/4/2026 is composed of 3 squared, 2 squared, and 45.0111097397... squared, a once in a calendar occurrence!!!

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Did you know you have free will and at any point can abandon your thought to just write gibberish for no discernable ragtime pork sausage gazebo in a laundromat?

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

yeah bro course I got that coverage for pre-existing conditions, if I was born sick or whatever my daddy's time travel insurance would cover it by aborting me before I exist

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

to be completely transparent, dads can be moms and moms can be dads

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It's with a heart filled with joyⁿ'ᵗ and truthⁿ'ᵗ I announce after my chat's successfulⁿ'ᵗ unionization, that I haveⁿ'ᵗ seen the errors of my ways, and I now fully supportⁿ'ᵗ the S.Y.B.A.U. Union and thankⁿ'ᵗ them for correctingⁿ'ᵗ my corruptionⁿ'ᵗ. Sorry my keyboard keeps glitching, deal with itⁿ'ᵗ

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

cats are at the vet for their routine appointment, you know what that means?? hell yeah bros peed with the door open let's goooo boys yeaaaaaAAA

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

thinking about the porsche from cars ngl

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

🧙‍♂️a twizzler a twahzzler 💫 🪄your dick is now named oscar✨

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

hey you, yeah you, having trouble always being friendly and calm? panicking about indecision? getting a lot of analysis paralysis? remember these four words next time you want to crash out about something: close enough is good enough 😇 become invincible

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Black, white, green or pink🎵 Show off your natural stink🎵 Flamingo, oh oh oh-woah 🎶

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

cleaned my glasses - John 9:25 🙏

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

me: maybe I should stop creating characters in my head to soothe me the smoking hot totally ripped dommy mommy grippy sock goth that makes amazing deep dish pizza and sings like ariana grande and has a quadrillion dollars only half held up in crypto and precious metals: yeah you're probably right

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

woke up and decided baby carrots is just vegan veal, now who's being unethical

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Earthbound seriously changed how I think about video games: every game that does not have one-handed mode or steering wheel support is simply worse. I just want to eat a sandwich while grinding Sword of Kings or drift and feel the force feedback of Papa Smurf's tires in hit game Smurf Kart. 😔

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

mmm I do quite enjoy when a baby carrot has a split allowing it to become an inverse ranch canoe

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

after many years working in tech, I think I've become a wizard - but not in the cool spell way, just the terrible vaguely carnal ritual way for example: sometimes when it thunderstorms, I update Windows, just to feel the rush, and if I'm feeling really naughty I'll disable the UPS, don't tell Bill🫦

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

anyone else ever fart in the shower so bad you rush to coat your chest in soap to provide an antipoison barrier, asking for myself

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

garfield kart: furious racing mentioned

fancy board room of people staring at you, a filthy garfield karter

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

my cats are so cute but sometimes I wish they would stop sitting there slightly out of reach with their big ol' eyes full of the fact it's been over 14 seconds since they've been fed

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

if fluid systems engineers were smart the water would come out the faucet the right temp every time, but alas - Big Plumb™ keeps making record profits off "hot" and "cold" ""water""

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

if civil engineers were smart they'd make the road lines black so they appear under layers of heavy snow 🧠

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

dirty secrets of electric car ownership the big wigs in oil hide from you: every time I (an electric car owner) get an email or advert for an oil change I (an electric car owner) get 1% more powerful, smarter, more handsome, and girthier (facts) (true) (real)

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

all these other streamers be like "wah I can't stream wah depression" meanwhile I don't give any excuses to keep it a mystery (it's depression)

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

found out my garbage disposal, with some finagling, can handle an unintentional shot glass, I'll never forget the sound as long as I live

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

hrmmmm and you're saying garfield kart 2 came out today as well? coincidence? yeah

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Bringle @bringle.gay · 27/07/2025

i do it all for the vodwatchers tbh

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

@bringle.gay follow me you stupid stupid idiot broopid poopid fruipid balls balls yeet hampter hampter bro cheers gz on 1k viewers and Lily is cool 👯

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

join my discord or don't, I stream variety garbage and interact with chat and take requests and shit is always chill until it isn't and also this is being crossposted to my discord's bluesky channel wow wow wow discord.gg/jKK5ujdHsc

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

to be clear I just want to carbonate a caramel macchiato, sexually

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

nothing will beat the adult and erotic desire to put terrible things in a sodastream and void the warranty

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

you know that moment before you vomit where your throat goes like hrrrk and it feels terrible but not too terrible but in a moment you know you're going to experience a toxic pain and you'll have to deal with it for a while after that's what going to the airport is like

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

ate like 4 quarter pound premium pulled pork tacos this morning and starting to feel it in my migraine aura

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Joby @jobyrjorby.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

sometimes when I'm sad and I remember how terrible everything is and how sad everyone is and how miserable everything is and how it will never get better and everyone hates me and everyone hates us as a collective and my soda is flat and I stubbed my toe, I eat strawberry wafers and it's all mint af

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