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Jobei

@jobei.bsky.social
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I ruin pizza parties.

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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 2h
I will check back with my sources.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
My sources tell me that this is tied with the “frozen head” kill for best kill.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I just realized, this is probably intentional! “We cant control who’s in the press pool? Fine! Deal with her!”
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bought a used skateboard. Haven’t really used it. But same.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so sorry Ken this is so hard.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuinely trying to remember if any of the bar jobs I Interviewed for pre smoking ban were smoking interviews. Like of the guy who was interviewing me lit up there was no way I wouldn’t have back then.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@beefanddairy.bsky.social we know.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’d love to see Donnie try to dodge a shoe.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bath salts, and you will see what the fuss is about.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Speaking of throwbacks you going to the superdrag shows?
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shit shit shit I used your book for a book club please don’t sue me.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Working in bars for 20 years I was in the burn it all down camp when it came to cabs.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s the same thing as how effective it was calling them “weird!” Then they just fucking dropped it!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve been saying this for like 2 years now about myself. Finally we’re staring a skateboard gang.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Was Lincoln left out intentionally? I know don’t look to deep into AI slop but that feels… weird.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fuuuuuukkkk yeassssss
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That’s how you know it’s good.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
God damn man. This is insanely correct. I still think about the monster movies on 56.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m pretty sure she’s just doing this to make me jealous.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They were truly terrible tho.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I suspect no!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It was significant in Stoneham!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Top five? What’s going on here. You left out when not being stupid is not enough.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
(Lights cigarette off of church candle)
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Close?
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fucking St pats? The absolute worst.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ya this is just true.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I take back my doubt this thing is huge. Just saw it fly overhead and land near my house.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I know the bars around here, Ken. You don’t wanna.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m here for Depths of Wikipedia going fucking hard tonight.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
They’re back on it!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Get ‘em!!!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I dunno man they’ve been real active around here these past two weeks. Crows are big when they’re close.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I won’t touch that frozen chocolate.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I will say this. We will never fight at a desert table.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Expand upon this and you better make it good.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Would we get paid if we stayed the whole time and yelled at the screen?
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Seeing this did not feel good.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@beefanddairy.bsky.social
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The PI that was right before was BS tho.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s gonna be great for that 430 alarm tomorrow. At least everyone is gonna be dragging.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is batshit insane.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Still remember the first time I heard it.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Come on man I’ve committed to all your schemes let’s do this
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
In!
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I think TDS should actually refer to him, right? Like he’s barely coherent.
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Jane’s addiction at TT the Bears
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Jobei @jobei.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Mr fantasy!!!!!!!
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