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Joann Urban

@joannu.bsky.social
588 followers 66 following 1.1K posts

Brooklyn native somehow ended up in NJ. Catholic, Dem, Yankees fan, Retired-want my grandkids & yours to have a bright future.

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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is when the internet shines. Thanks.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me either!
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, we noticed.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s fine.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And I am fine with it - 100%!
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beyond parody.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I consider anyone who tries to inhibit my freedom of speech an enemy.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw this bird on a recent trip to France in the park surrounding the Eiffel Tower. Leaned in close to take a picture, did not notice the low edging fence around the lake and fell right on my bump. A lovely young French couple helped me up, so my dignity remained intact.
Black bird with white markings & red beak
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was just in France 🇫🇷. Still great
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not unkind. Truthy
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loving that shirt.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinocchio & Wizard of Oz when the witch has Dorothy
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But he just explained that he has one of the highest IQs anywhere in the world. 
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Generally, Aaron, I rely on your summaries as I cannot stand to listen to his voice. But in this case, it seemed so surreal, I had to listen for myself. And …He’s simply a lunatic.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But inspired a great TV show - The Good Wife.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, I often think about my grandparents when I read crap like this.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
ALT: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can’t
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s OK, you really can’t tell the difference anymore
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, I just googled Palmer Luckey. He seems to be a beardo.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who the hell is the guy in the middle?
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s what we used to call certifiable.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hard to believe just as dumb as atvthe hearing itself
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously. @theonion.com should just call it a day.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh well, ok then.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, there’sa certain village there with a terrible murder rate according to my @louisepennyauthor.bsky.social books. 🌲🌲🌲
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Again, are we positive this is not @theonion.com ?
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes!
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Separate Tables, his Oscar. Bishop’s Wife, a Christmas tradition for me.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not that it matters anymore, but this has to be illegal use of govt $$. Also, creepy as hell.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only thing I ever read or saw that I wished had a trigger warning was Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I confess to fraudulent purchase of a treadmill
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me too! What a beautiful demonstration of character acting.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the best pieces of advice a nutritionist once gave me - it’s equally wasted if you are already full.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, we are in the middle of a horror movie
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am literally on vacation now reading Dick Francis! Bought Slay Ride & Break In at book sale. Great lane reads.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait till he finds out about the Eternal Flame!
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please do tell me where I can get this ground beef for less than $2.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Keep it up Aaron! Please. We need you.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He lies like he breathes, but this is truly dishonorable
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can’t undo the damage she has already done.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Works for me
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s more likely Natalie’s phone.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is he like reposting @theonion.com now?
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reprehensible & the other R-word: racist!
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And non-traditional families. Plus, the denigration of childcare as crap.
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just back from our annual family vacation in Ocean City, Maryland. Every sunset more beautiful than the last. This is in Northside Park, a beautiful park on the bay. 
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Joann Urban @joannu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good for you, not so good for us in this area!
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