Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 07/04/2026Got excited when I found the first instance of a woman appearing in the Congressional Record, in 1916. Until I realized that she was a white supremacist and the speech was about the value of slavery. 100
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 24/02/2026No cheating: your last saved pick of a celebrity is your therapist. Of all the characters from "Love, Actually," she's not the most problematic 000
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 10/02/2026You don't get one of these by being shy about your accomplishments 020
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 13/01/2026Things are largely shitacious today except this is not: a Best Small Fictions nomination from @doesithavepockets.bsky.social along with these lovely writers!! 3171
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 11/12/2025My bank sent me an email addressed to "Mrs. Theiss" and you know I sent a strongly worded message back 250
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 06/10/2025Me: my back hurts all the time, it makes no sense Also me: 010
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 11/07/2025Bird cam footage reminds me to be grateful that there's not a camera three inches from my face while I'm cracking sunflower seeds between my teeth 010
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 12/06/2025Throwback to June 2017. I feel so naive to think that treason would be the worst of his offenses 030
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 01/06/2025Happy Pride Month to Grimace, too. He's not the mascot we want, but he's the one we deserve 🤣 020
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 10/05/2025Does a fresh haircut cancel out a fresh literary rejection? I think so 1160
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 17/03/2025Keep going. "Do Boycotts Work? As Target’s Traffic Declines, Tesla And Others See Shifts With Consumers" by Doug Melville @forbes.com www.forbes.com/sites/dougme... 010
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 06/03/2025They don't want protest because they know protest works 010
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 09/12/2024A rainy Monday in December calls for brevity Aguas/Waters by Miguel Avero (trans. @jcolson.bsky.social), Night Beast by @ruthjoffre.bsky.social and The Woman’s Part by @jmgatford.bsky.social 220
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 05/12/2024The robots are here, and they demand our responsiveness 000
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 01/12/2024Obsessed with making the rows line up on each side of the box The recipient will neither notice nor care, but I must get it right 😤 030
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 28/11/2024He read The Sittaford Mystery, by Agatha Christie. Perfect listening for a rainy day in late November. 000
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 25/11/2024Honored to have my flash tip included at Vancouver Flash Fiction. Thanks @karenschauber.bsky.social! 1162
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 22/11/2024One man is responsible for me hearing "heart attack" and mentally following up with "ack ack ack ack ack." 070
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 15/11/2024Turning our real-world pain into fiction is “mature.” I for one am relieved 000
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 13/11/2024In Adams Morgan, clumps of dog hair left out for the birds to build their nests. Does this mean people are basically good 010
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 13/11/2024Good Morning, Lovely Writers May you approach your writing with the positive intensity of a shirtless bronze 020
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 11/11/2024This fifty-word fella got a Puschart nomination! Thank you, Blink-Ink! 2213
Joanna ✅ Theiss @joannatheiss.com · 17/11/2023How weird is this stock image? That's all. Now back to writing. 010