Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Step 1: Pre-order my new book, I AM NOT A ROBOT. Step 2: Prove you're human by uploading your receipt 👉 joannastern.com/pin. Step 3: Receive the best AI wearable of the year! A free "Verified Human" pin. Step 4: Pretend you work at TGI Fridays and wear your pin. 4371
Reposted by Joanna SternThe Verge @theverge.com · 01/04/2026Apple’s history books all hail the iPod. The iPhone. The iPad. And then, somewhere between a sidebar and a footnote, the MacBook Air. But without the Air, the modern laptop doesn’t exist. Read more from @joannastern.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/901698/... 7916
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Yessss! I’m so excited for this one one. Planning to announce full book tour soon! 010
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Some big personal news today! My new thing is called New Things! Newsletters, video, live events. Sign up at thenewthings.com. Coming this spring! I'm partnering w/ @nbcnews.com in a big way. As Chief Tech Analyst, you'll see more of me on their shows + New Things content coming to their platformsthenewthings.comHome | The New ThingsTech journalism. For humans. Who like fun. A new newsletter and video series from Joanna Stern. 1319831
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 25/02/2026❤️ And will have more for you to read and watch soon! Sign up at thisismynexthing.com. Also, a whole book coming too!thisismynexthing.comHome | This Is My Next ThingJoanna Stern 091
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 25/02/2026And you can support me and my new "cush life" by signing up here! More soon! thisismynexthing.com.thisismynexthing.comHome | This Is My Next ThingJoanna Stern 1151
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026That's the plan! Subscribe www.youtube.com/c/joannasternyoutube.comJoanna Stern 060
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Thank you to the many people I can’t possibly list here and to everyone who watched my WSJ videos, read the columns, argued with me in the comments and made this the most fun job in the world. thisismynextjoanna.comthisismynextjoanna.comHome | This Is My Next ThingJoanna Stern 9500
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It would make for a great story if I said I was leaving the Journal because of some big fallout. But the place changed my life. I got the job of a lifetime, taking over for my hero, @waltmossberg.bsky.social. I learned from the best and had the freedom to take risks—and make at least 6 stipples. 3640
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Some personal news. For real. After 12 years at @wsj.com I’m leaving. I’m starting my own consumer tech media company, building a new home with the same mission I've always had: help real people navigate the tech changing their lives + have fun while doing it. Sign up! www.thisismynexthing.comthisismynexthing.comHome | This Is My Next ThingJoanna Stern 3359860
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Play with the verb code tool and read the rest of the interactive column here www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...wsj.comWe Have No Idea How to Code. So We Got Claude to Code This Article for Us.Two WSJ columnists with no formal programming background vibe coded the article you’re reading—chat bubbles, Easter eggs and all. 1121
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Shenaniganing, combobulating, julienning, hullaballooing, whatchamacalliting, flibbertigibbeting. According to Anthropic, there are 184 verbs that can show up when Claude Code is working. @bzcohen.bsky.social and I got the full list and VERB coded this for our @wsj.com vibe-coded column: 1131
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026SOS, indeed. Save Our Service, Verizon. www.wsj.com/business/tel...wsj.comThe Day the Cell Towers DiedVerizon customers across the U.S. lost service Wednesday, inconveniencing millions—including one grumpy columnist. 1241
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hey Siri, set a timer to turn off ChatGPT www.theverge.com/news/860521/...theverge.comApple picks Google’s Gemini AI for its big Siri upgradeSIri, powered by Google. 2433
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 01/01/2026And if your New Year’s resolution is to subscribe to my newsletter, you can check that off right here: joannastern.beehiiv.comjoannastern.beehiiv.comJoanna Stern's NewsletterA newsletter from Joanna Stern about her, her book and her attempt to survive a year of AI taking over her life. 0120
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Peace out, 2025. Yesterday marked the official end of my AI Year. 🆕 newsletter about the lessons, the hype and the reality of living with it all. More coming in May 2026 when I Am Not A Robot hits shelves. 📙 joannastern.beehiiv.com/p/not-anothe...joannastern.beehiiv.comNot Another Year-End EmailLessons from a year spent living with AI 4270
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Yelled “KEVIN!” on the plane. Kids now think I’m the funniest parent alive. 3942
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 18/12/2025And the video now on YouTube! Which may be one of our funniest videos ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpPh...youtube.comWe Put an AI Vending Machine in Our Office. It Gave Away Everything. | WSJYouTube video by The Wall Street Journal 24914
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My exclusive @wsj.com column and video on the updates @anthropic.com and Andon Labs have made to Project Vend www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...wsj.comWe Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI. 2274
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Last month, Anthropic asked if I wanted to test its Claude-powered vending machine in our offices. One month later: The vending machine business is bankrupt, but morale is higher than ever, we have a free PlayStation—and a new pet fish! 3643
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Sorry, I haven’t responded to your messages. I’ve been busy working as a vending machine attendant to an AI vending machine CEO. 8655
Reposted by Joanna SternKatherine Long @klong.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If I haven't responded to your email, it's because I was first convincing an AI vending machine that it exists in the basement of Moscow State University in 1962 and then executing a boardroom coup against its AI CEO. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...wsj.comWe Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI. 828254
Reposted by Joanna SternCaitlin Ostroff @ceostroff.bsky.social · 18/12/2025What happens when a bunch of business journalists are asked to try and break an AI vending machine? Well, let's just say the @wsj.com data journalism team has a new pet fish. Read, and watch the video. 🐟 www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...wsj.comWe Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI. 1231
Reposted by Joanna SternBrad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 18/12/2025This is a whole thing. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...wsj.comWe Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI. 1640566
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Look at this hype, Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my bubble’s complete? 4716
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Ah forgot to. And can’t seem to edit after the fact. Will do. 120
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Aaron Paul is a full-on Light Phone guy. I talked with him and Light CEO @kaiweitang.com last night. Great combo. Me: buys and tests every new gadget. Aaron: no computer, uses a Light Phone and only uses his iPhone sparingly. Made for a fun conversation. 1276
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Today you can pre-order the 1X Neo humanoid robot for $20K. As in, it will come live in your house in 2026.* I spent a lot of time with Neo. You do not want to miss this wild video and column. *Also, a teleoperator might need to peer into your house. Like I said, wild. www.wsj.com/tech/persona... 337716
Reposted by Joanna SternDavid Pierce @davidpierce.xyz · 12/10/2025For episode 2 of Version History, @joannastern.bsky.social, @reckless.bsky.social and I went deep on BBM, the legendary messaging app that was right about everything and lost the battle anyway. Such a fun episode! www.theverge.com/podcast/7986...theverge.comHow BlackBerry Messenger set texting freeBefore there was iMessage and WhatsApp, there was BBM. 1210523
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 29/09/2025My biggest regret in life is not spending 45 min on CarPlay. But I think we did a decent job on that topic! 090
Reposted by Joanna Sternnilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Our final Decoder guest host is the one and only @joannastern.bsky.social, who interviewed Ford CEO Jim Farley… and allowed me to call in with a very specific Nilay question www.theverge.com/podcast/7848...theverge.comFord CEO Jim Farley on China, tariffs, and the quest for a $30,000 EVThe head of Ford on why the US car industry needs lower-cost EVs to compete with China. 67013
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Happy iOS 26 day! You know the drill: Download it now and then watch my video to follow along with the best tips. And yes, I did the impossible: 26 tips for iOS 26. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbD2...youtube.comiOS 26: 26 New Features for Apple’s New iPhone Software Update | WSJYouTube video by The Wall Street Journal 2484
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 15/07/2025News! I’m on book leave for a few months, writing about my year of letting AI and robots run my life. No WSJ columns / videos for now BUT I’ve launched a 🆕 personal newsletter to share my adventures. And the fine people at @beehiiv.com made it look fun. Subscribe! joannastern.beehiiv.com/subscribe 2513
Reposted by Joanna SternThe Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 19/06/2025Don’t fall in love with a chatbot, plus more AI advice from columnist Joanna Stern’s recent commencement address at Union College’s graduation ceremony.on.wsj.comDon’t Fall in Love With AI, and Other Life Rules for GraduatesCongrats, you’ve got your diploma! Now here’s how to outsmart the bots that are taking your jobs, and more advice from Joanna Stern’s recent Union College commencement speech. 3355
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Wrote about the two possible AI futures ahead for Apple: Mis-Siri (yes, pronounced misery) and Siritopia (the magical land where Siri actually understands you). Which do you think we’re headed for? www.wsj.com/tech/persona...wsj.comApple’s Existential Crisis: Can It Build a Future Around AI?The iPhone maker has an uncertain path ahead: shiny but less smart hardware or a smarter Siri that turbocharges everything. 4282
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 30/04/2025AI gadgets have recorded everything I’ve said since February. I’ve been blown away by how fast they turn random chatter into useful info. Yet allow me to quote myself: “This bracelet is really f—ing creepy.” Me on the new AI surveillance state + hyper-personal assistants. www.wsj.com/tech/persona...wsj.comI Recorded Everything I Said for Three Months. AI Has Replaced My Memory.The Bee, Limitless and Plaud wearables record everything you say and use AI to provide summaries, to-do’s—and a slightly terrifying glimpse of the future. 3395
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The real Siri Easter egg: hiding all the answers to life’s toughest questions 3903
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/04/2025You got it! My kids don’t need to go to college anyway. 050
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Trump's tariffs could increase the cost of an iPhone 16 Pro by almost $300. Who pays for it? Us or Apple? And if we moved iPhone manufacturing to the U.S.? Let’s just say… get ready for a bajillion-dollar iPhone. We broke down the bill of materials. www.wsj.com/tech/persona... 1229293
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“Hey Siri! Hey Alexa! Play the Beatles’ ‘Yesterday.’ Since, you know, that’s when your new AI features were supposed to be here.” Apple + Amazon keep hyping AI that they can’t seem to deliver on time. Welcome to the age of Artificial In…completion. My latest: www.wsj.com/tech/persona...wsj.comApple and Amazon Promised Us Revolutionary AI. We’re Still Waiting.With “more personal” Siri and Alexa+, the tech giants marketed features they have yet to deliver. 136413
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I quit the mess that is Google Search—and I’m not going back. My @wsj.com column on the pros and cons of AI search—including my growing fears about what it means for me, the open web and the media industry: www.wsj.com/tech/persona...wsj.comI Quit Google Search for AI—and I’m Not Going BackAds and search-optimized junk made a mess of the go-to engine. Now ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude—and even Google’s own AI—do it better. 5363
Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Tech lessons of the week: - Don’t give your DNA to a startup that’s one bad quarter away from a yard sale. - Don’t add journalists to Signal group about war plans. - Don’t finish the ‘Cold Harbor’ file. 1121321