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@joanmaire.bsky.social
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Practitioner of Irish Paganism. Student of Irish mythology. Counselor. Nana. Tarot reader. Sailor mouth. RESISTER FOREVER! I do not comply. Cover art by Lar Dooley. Cailleach na h-Oiche. 'Guardian spirit of the night'

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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Many very good and well meaning people would rather not watch him die, through streaming, or through any other visual device.” Sure🤣. He’s been showing and telling us for years that he’s phobic about blood; if he allowed it he’d have to watch it to save face and explode in shit while passing out.
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Trump Cancels Planned Execution Livestream of Nidal Hasan, Fort Hood Shooter (Gift Article)
The president said only immediate families of the victims of the mass shooting in 2009 would witness the execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bessent on Iran: “Everyone in this audience and every news outlet should be ashamed for taking a lying regime at face value.” Oh, Scotty. Shame on you. ALL of our irony detectors are shrieking, you lying sack of shit.
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lying regime wut
YouTube video by Tiedrich
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake ONTARIO forever.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This deluded sack of syphilitic slime is no match for Canada’s PM Mark Carney and is desperate for something he can pretend to “win.” Desperation is oozing from every pore of our National Embarrassment. VOTE IN PERSON this year. Vote all these vile enablers out so we can commence the prosecutions.
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Trump Signs Executive Order to Rename Lake Ontario to Lake America (Gift Article)
The president also reiterated his criticism that Canada “treats us very badly.” Trade talks between the nations collapsed last week.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, this isn’t the dead Senator announcement I expected this morning. Maybe he had a “brief and sudden” spine-chilling encounter with his moral compass.
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Lindsey Graham, Republican Senator and Trump Ally, Dies From ‘Sudden Illness’ (Gift Article)
He died from “a brief and sudden illness,” his office said. Over more than two decades in the Senate, he consistently pushed for the use of U.S. military power overseas.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Get ‘em, Katie, you bad-ass warrior! Your unrelenting pursuit of justice is truly heroic. “Phangs” out until all is revealed!
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Jaysus Feckin’ Christ. And Congress sits there. Somebody, anybody, do something!
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Whoever skimmed for redactions had a big, beautiful brain-fart on p.16. YES, Drumpfuck was part of this sick club, along with Clinton, Branson, the Andrew formerly known as Prince, and Dershowitz himself. Read (and save) before it disappears. They think they can get away. Don’t let them.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yes.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The senile wannabe tyrant has lost the plot and threatened the lives of 6 members of Congress, who created a video educating troops on their REQUIREMENT to disobey ILLEGAL ORDERS (straight from Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.)
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
“Quiet, Piggy” is what EVERYONE should shout every time he opens his rotten mouth.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’m so goddamn sick of these people desperately trying to parse the word “pedophile.” “She was 15 - it’s not like she was 8!” This is like saying Bundy wasn’t as bad as Dahmer because Ted didn’t eat his victims.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Absolutely.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The diversity is blinding! Why, there’s every shade of white from alabaster to eggshell to ecru! (Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery. Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Perfect and beautiful. And hard.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Better read this one.
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MAGA is turning deadly
Donald Trump is a fascist and Stephen Miller is a Nazi.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Nazi Stephen Miller told ICE they have immunity for any and all of their actions. THEY DO NOT. They’re ignoring court orders not to use chemical or mechanical weapons against journalists & protesters. Any of you keeping your heads down thinking you’re safe, better reconsider. GO CHICAGOANS!!!
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ICE Agent Aims Rifle Directly at Our Photojournalist, Others Deploy Smoke Bombs on Locals
YouTube video by Save America Movement
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Per Ruth Ben-Ghiat today, “ICE is building a sophisticated surveillance system for future ‘crowd control’ featuring iris scanners, phone hacking, facial recognition, and other tools. On-site tracking is another reason for the expansion of ICE offices in many cities. They want to be everywhere.”
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Pam the Sham is a proud graduate of The Trump School of Public Newspeak and Propaganda. Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Feds use tear gas and mace on peaceful protesters that marched to Portland ICE facility
YouTube video by KGW News
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
America’s military has been put on notice that Trump wants to use them in American cities to “quell” disfavored groups, using “full force.” YOU, fellow citizens, are Trump’s enemies. And he means to kill you if you disagree with him. Will military leaders choose their oath, or a wannabe emperor?
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“It’s a war from within.”
Trump prepares the generals for what comes next.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Aw, and here I thought we were all fragile li’l snowflakes. Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism. He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 29/09/2025
Pritzker: “In any other country…If federal agents marched down busy streets harassing civilians and demanding their papers, what would we say? I don’t think we’d have any trouble calling it what it is: Authoritarianism.”
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
No one can “work in a bipartisan manner” when one side is stubbornly unilateral. Authoritarians do not deal in good faith.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thank you, Senator Murphy. Self-serving Schumer must get out of the way and let leaders like you fight the good fight!
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Take heart. When we stand up and fight, we win.
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Local TV Giant Sinclair Ends Jimmy Kimmel Boycott
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Oh no, not The Notorious Sharpie again! Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot. No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The man emits evil like a contagious virus that taints everything it touches and whose effect is to elicit the most base and bestial instincts in others. He spreads depravity with every exhale and every action. Inoculate yourself against him. You will develop resistance. Resistance is beautiful.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
WTFing repeatedly while LMAO. Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.” “Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Indeed.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The corruption is so blatant that it’s laughable…kinda…sorta…not.
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Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Look at this bullshit IOS app. Informers are un-American. Informers are fascists. Don’t be an informer. And fuck you, “Tim Apple”. Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Cut the shit, MAGA. We know who he was.
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Charlie Kirk in his own words. We Report. You Decide.
YouTube video by The Seneca Project
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You should read this.
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Regime Already Working Overtime To Punish Wrongthink On Death Of Charlie Kirk
So much for FREE SPEECH!
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I still want to know WHERE the homeless people who were “removed” from D.C. were sent. Is that dumb POS Brian Kilmeade giving us a foretaste?
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Just Kill Her
YouTube video by Save America Movement
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I'm in my late 60s, and I couldn't make my mouth do this if I tried - and I did, just for fun! This, my friends, is a man in the aftermath of a stroke. Weekend at Donnie's is imminent.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
PENNSYLVANIANS: Call Governor Shapiro TODAY at 717-787-2500. and tell him exactly how you feel about his order to fly the U.S. flag at half-mast —for three days— for a rage-baiting horror of a human being who should NEVER be honored. This is cowardly bullshit at its lowest.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Well, this from Jezebel —2 days ago — is interesting. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Are you quite serious, Governor, or are you high? The “passion” of a fascist misogynist rage-baiter? He reaped what he sowed: hate. Fitting that his last word was “violence.” As Malcolm X said, “I’m an old farm boy. Chickens coming home to roost never made me sad; they’ve always made me glad.”
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Gee, maybe they shouldn’t have fired all those senior agents (including the one in charge of the Salt Lake field office) for “disloyalty” and replaced them with MAGA newbies who have no feckin’ idea what they’re doing.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The FBI Agent in Charge of the Salt Lake Field Office was fired by Patel in August when he dumped all those senior agents for “disloyalty.” All the newbies have no idea what they’re doing. That’s why the messaging has been so inconsistent and sophomoric.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Bravo! More of this, please. If he loses the troops his power is gone.
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KC (@precariousillusiuon)
Veteran Americans telling active National Guard what's right and wrong.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Pay attention to this. If you haven’t already done so, take all precautions against identity theft immediately. If I ever meet up with “Big Balls” he’ll be changing his name to “No Balls.” They’ve forgotten that we old folks have little left to lose.
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DOGE Put Critical Social Security Data at Risk, Whistle-Blower Says
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Maybe. While his posts (and the CA redistricting idea) seem to have made him popular here in the Northeast, I don’t know if the South or Midwest would ever go for Newsom.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Ditto.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Ditto.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I think JB could deliver.
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Mayday @joanmaire.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I really like Pritzker. While I did enjoy Newsom’s troll-fest, he’s got that “ooh look I’m so suave” persona that reminds me too much of Bill Clinton and elicits suspicion. I don’t want smooth. I want actions and tangible results.
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