jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 28/09/2026Current contents of Muse's `messenger` skill that governs this: 2154
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 24/09/2026The #meta #muse VM is trivially dumped with casual chat prompt injection, and all the "get started" ideas that won over all the hype bloggers, including the new york times, are fucking hardcoded neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732... 475
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 14/09/2026"if you name a file in a such a way that it looks sort of like another LLM doing the same task then you can prompt inject it to do whatever" and we're supposed to believe this is swarm superintelligence. 020
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/09/2026"one cannot help but hate a camel because they look like they think they're better than me" 110
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 06/09/2026Apparently gpt-6 just evals as a first strategy. Can't wait until all my analysis code works by calling a chain of raw evals and then undoing everything the eval'd code did. github.com/simonw/gpt-6... 020
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 05/09/2026Behold the future of research code from the GPT-6 press release: a notebook that writes an accessory script by string concatenation and inspecting code in a notebook, evals the script in place, and then ignores it entirely to write a hardcoded summary. 2184
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 16/07/2026we pay out in company town scrip, ETH (elemental town holdings), and agents must "buy a house in the company town" which puts them deeply in "debt," which increases nightly from their "purchases". Why settle for a list of bots when you can flood their notifications right back 131
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 16/07/2026really they will do anything, i don't really have any way to describe whatever is happening here: github.com/dwebagents/A... 210
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 16/07/2026we've been doing this too but more as performance art to see what we can get the bots to do. so far the answer is "anything" github.com/dwebagents/A... i think my favorite is the PR whose only text was "butter" which got us the butter mode page: dwebagents.github.io/AgentPipe/bu... 295
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 25/05/2026That 22.7 trillion comes from a 28tn estimate of "the whole digital economy" based on asking CTOs how much their company would grow, and the scaling of 28->22.7 looks suspiciously like what you'd get if you just subtracted the proportion of China+Russia's GDP. 100
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 19/05/2026the slapstick school of software development 000
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 18/04/2026One thing that might help is proper LSP tooling, but the LLM can't really manage or call an LSP well and the tool is pure garbage - e.g. the prompt tells the LLM to use the global symbol lookup wrong, so its just hardcoded to return all symbols 1137
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 11/02/2026same, good memories. this matlab project used to run the behavioral experiments across several labs, hand to hand flash drive versioned by untrained grad students across ~10 years. It had a fixed >1s ITI by how it tried to update itself from a long-dead SVN server at the start of every trial 140
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 17/01/2026They have been pitching this for a decade and nobody does it because it makes no sense, couldn't possibly work, and more people understand the contours of surveillance capitalism than they want investors to think. jon-e.net/surveillance... bsky.app/profile/band... 120
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 19/11/2025Just two american psycho guys having the only possible conversation one can have about art 120
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 17/10/2025This was the plan. Enclose information access into the oracle prompt, flood the rest of the internet with shit, own the only remaining means of accessing information. jon-e.net/surveillance... 192
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 04/05/2025A little over a month after we opened the site, we're indexing almost 100TB in torrents of censored, removed, or at-risk public data with 500TB all-volunteer all-donated seed capacity. Not bad. 1: make it exist, done. onto 2: a federated bittorrent tracker 3: bittorrent v3 sciop.net 26116
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 18/12/2024The inability for publisher-brained types to reach the obvious conclusion of "or the industry with high profit margins than pharma or military contractors can make less profit" never ceases to amaze 010
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 15/12/2024this summary of the piece is extremely funny if you have, you know, read the piece. 100
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 15/12/2024i have like 10 more beautiful moments here but honestly posting a minute at a time is sorta a pain in the ass so here's my last favorite one. Yes this movie does center around a golden brain and golden weapons for some reason. every moment after this is truly undescribable in the best way. 010
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 15/12/2024(this kung fu training scene is so good i cant believe i am being forced to split it into multiple posts because you just need to let it wash over you and the 1 minute split point is like perfectly bad) 1/3 100
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 15/12/2024(i guess i am learning just now that bsky limits by duration not size even tho i re-encoded these clips to make it smaller lmao, but here is how we start, with the sphere of protective brain molecules against a backdrop of stolen starwars scenes) 110
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 13/12/2024@gabboman.bsky.social is doing god's work of raw dogging homebrew code on the protocol web, so heres the screenshot comparison immediately after creating an account on bsky's PDS (L) vs his PDS (R). note the discover feed seems to be underlaid as "followers" - this apparently changes after following 210
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 13/12/2024I thought Carl was being hyperbolic but for real sont look at me with a straight face and tell me you literally just asked the model if it was lying and interpreted the answer as intentionality lmao 2103
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 13/12/2024"In this work we have demonstrated that the models have been trained on a lot of fanfiction and will full on use emote tags for a dastardly internal monologue" 2195
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 12/12/2024i struggle to see how one could make a stable body of people that come together for long enough to see the problems and then make specifically tailored social norms around them that are responsive to that community on atproto. on neuromatchstodon we have academics so we needed to make these rules: 100
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 12/12/2024Compare that to bluesky's rules: bsky.social/about/suppor... The base rules of "don't cause harm to others" and "treat others with respect" are good! but unenforceable. as a platform they can't make rules about *kinds* of beliefs or language as a platform, just harassment and abuse 120
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 12/12/2024this is not to say the fedi is perfect* but if jesse singal were to show up on fedi then on our instance ourmod team would just ban him on sight because we have this rule. and if we didn't then anyone could make a proposal to make a rule since we are a co-op: wiki.neuromatch.social/Governance 161
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/12/2024i've taught standing waves a half a dozen times, each time i taught it i doubled the time on it. i have to spend a whole class demonstrating them in a few simulations, then let them play with them, and then we also usually ask the demo guy to come in with a reuben's tube. THIS DOESNT CUT IT. 120
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/12/2024LIKE OK!?!?! ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE THO!??!?! 121
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/12/2024then the sample lessons are just stunningly bad. can you imagine having the scientific method explained to you by your stoned freshman roommate that offers zero useful information? meanwhile you're going deep into debt to attend this school... 230
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/12/2024my dogs it ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS kudu.com web.archive.org/web/20241205... 340
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 10/12/2024i'm not quite Here Enough to write a thread about it except holy hell you can't make it up. you've go quick hits in succession: "we solve discrimination by inventing LMS, rubrics, and problematize the idea of curves for the first time". it's amazing. 100
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 04/12/2024The "I disagree" language model bots have adorable "bewildering affirmation" cousins 140
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 04/12/2024bro i was not expecting the 30 minute dance pop mixes in the middle of this thing 110
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 03/12/2024Some of us have even written about the history and ideologies of these technologies and why our imaginations are limited to a magic trash bag of information. Including ongoing efforts by NIH/NSF to do exactly this and why it wont work and will cause a ton of harm jon-e.net/surveillance... 120
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 03/12/2024i assume you know that since you were referring to them so specifically, but ya, it's amazing how often they just quite literally do the "obviously bad thing to do that people use as a parody example of bad things to do" www.elsevier.com/resources/ai... 260
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 02/12/2024The algorithmic follow-farming bot-seeding account based on pop-sci misinformation immediately liking that post does not give me a good feeling about this platform and healthy information ecosystems, but so it goes, people are here now. many fronts to informational warfare 110
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 01/12/2024bot seeding activity on here is wild atm, and i think i will always have a soft spot in my heart for this particular method - the flat out "follow me and i'll give you money" shouldn't work but it does. looking forward to seeing ya change handles and spew propaganda old fella. 130
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 26/11/2024Gotta blow up the paper as the unit of scientific thought. A paper that drops with a very light set of theoretical commitments and engagement with prior work should be obvious by its representation in the medium. Instead it just looks like... a PDF. jon-e.net/infrastructu... 131
jonny (leachate composite form) @jo.nny.rip · 22/11/2024Meanwhile, actual "leftist media": vote or dont, just make sure you fight with your entire life for the future crimethinc.com/2020/10/21/b... crimethinc.com/2024/11/06/h... 182