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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Visited Perfect Circuit in Burbank this week. Using west coast synths on the west coast never gets old. #Buchla

Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

One time at Cal Arts there was a show on the TV listings in Tatum (the school cafe) called "Penguin Rangers." I was like, "Ok, I've gotta see what this is all about!" That was the most disappointed I've been to see people playing hockey in my entire life.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

In other news, I'll have a lot to say about #openSauce in the coming days, but I need to decompress a bit, and also work through this acquisition in a smooth manner. A short summary would be: It was amazing. More to come soon. #opensauce2025 #trackstacker #iMetArinHansonAndItWasAmazing.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

The last time I posted about software engineering I remarked on how scary it is that I'm betting the future or my career on Vercel maintaining Nextjs. Since then, the company I work for was acquired by Palo Alto Networks and I will no longer be using Nextjs. ...So I might not know anything.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I went shoe shopping this week. Everyone in the world has tiny little feet with dumb pointy toe boxes but me. Someone please, for the love of god, tell all the sneaker companies that there are people who have pinky toes that aren't jammed underneath the rest of their foot.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd only had 40 episodes. That guy is still a talking dog, arguably a fate worse than death. Nickelodeon is solely liable for the despondency by which I live each successive, identical day. Each one of us live lying in a road: crushed under the same wheel. #childrensTV

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

If I were Shia Labouef I would run around stealing people's shoes. That way, when they tried to stop me I could punch them in the face and scream "STANLEY YELNATS BITCHES!!!" before making my get away. #holes

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

You think orphans who never knew their mother but brew their own kombucha still celebrate mother's day? #zooglealMatCulture #hipsterCulture #cultureForKombuchasSake.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Before anyone says anything about the India/Pakistan messiness on pundit shows they should all say, "Well first of all, I think it's important to recognize that if Kamala Harris were president none of this would have happened." Is it true? Who the fuck knows. Will it be funny? Absolutely.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Prank that's funny but super illegal #44: Cover yourself in long strips of confetti paper, go into a public restroom while someone is using a stall, kick the door in and scream, "THE PIÑATA HAS THE STICK NOW BITCH!", and then just wail on them with a wiffle bat. #theLawsMustCatchUpToTheTechnology

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

The best part of the tree pollen in Seattle dropping all at once is that my life has deteriorated into an eddy of sleeplessness and itchy nostrils. #seattle #allergies #doHashTagsWork?

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

You may think your cultural sacred cows are impervious to consumerism, but they're going to make a remake of Gone With the Wind one day, and Timothee Chalamet is going to play Rhett Butler, and it's going to be awful. Also, why no Love Boat remake? That shit would sell itself. #CaptainStubing

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Do you ever watch a Mortal Kombat fatality and think to yourself, "well damn, if you were capable of that why didn't you just do that shit at the beginning of the fight?” #getOverHere

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I just remembered the time I applied to a job online and instead of sending them a PDF of my resume I accidentally sent them a PDF of my genetic counseling results from when I was a sperm donor.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

JUST NOW remembered the episode of Cousin Skeeter where he gets a zit and a horribly racist stereotype of an asian masseuse makes it grow huge and explode all over the city. #childhoodMedia #grossPuppet

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Dating strategy I can never use because I'm married but is fucking genius #7: Send someone a picture of Dick Van Dyke. When they are like, "what the fuck?" say, "Well, I'm new to this and a friend of mine said I should send dick pics to people." You're welcome. #dickCheney #dickGrayson #dickNixon

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Do you think new world monkeys talk shit about old world monkeys, and vice versa? #givePeaceAChance #monkeyGossip

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

There is no animal anywhere that is as entertaining as Grackles, and I miss them everyday. #centralTexasLyfe #sociallyAwkwardBird

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

God damnit. How do you immigrate to Europe when all your debt is in USD? Anyone know of a Software Engineering job in France that pays like an American SWE does? #cajunManWantsToReturnToTheHomeland #immigrating

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

America is so cooked. The Rs in the room are all laughing and cheering Trump's dumb fucking bits. Trump is signing executive orders mid speech like it's an ad for one of his weird, stinky hotels. He's giving random kids random shit for no fucking reason. And they're eating it up like it's ice cream.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Honestly though, this speech is fucking dog shit. People are gonna lose their homes. People aren't going to be able to feed their kids. China and Russia are going to swoop in and provide the foreign aid that we aren't giving anymore. Etc. And he can't shut the fuck up about anti-trans bullshit.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

In other news, today was the 14th anniversary of when I started dating my wife Elizabeth. As a 35 year old it's really something to be able to quantify such a huge percentage of my time on Earth with regard to my time with the woman I love. #iThinkThatSentenceMadeSense? #anniversary

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I know there is lot's of news today about Ukraine and Russia, but I just want everyone to remember that this fucking guy is a vocal and prominent Putin supporter: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_...

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Ok, first coding post on this account: It seems pretty crazy that I'm betting the medium term health of my career on a project maintained by a PaaS company, but I've been all in on next.js for like a year now. It helps that my JS skills are top notch, but I still fear for my future. #nextjs #anxiety

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Why do Draculas always say "BLEH!"? Is that a racist thing against eastern europeans?

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Coding joke that never gets old #37: Name an object after someone, create a key called "friends" and set the value to an empty array. 60% of the time it gets laughs every time.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

"Another myth may have roots in the fiercely aggressive nature of lemmings during population booms, and the corresponding leftovers of predatory frenzies: lemmings do not explode." I think I just found my new favorite sentence in a wikipedia article. The colon really sells it.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

"Mmmmm, yes, this feeds into my confirmation bias perfectly!" -every human being ever

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

BTW, I swear to god I'm a software engineer and digital artist/musician, and I'll be posting about that stuff on here too, but I've been busy moving and visiting family in Austin ever since I got this account so I've just been posting mad ramblings instead.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

You know, I used to think three eggs was an appropriate sized breakfast, but more and more I'm thinking two is enough. #SocialMediaMakesNarcissistsOfUsAll

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Have you ever been feeling around the inside of your mouth with your tongue and then all the sudden you're like, "wait, when the fuck was the last time I ate popcorn?" #popcorn #pepcorn #observationalPostsAboutDailyMinutiaAreTheOnlyThingKeepingMe #SaneSorryTheLastHashtagWouldHaveBeenTooLongIfISaid

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I want everyone to know that when I lived in San Miguel de Allende there was this lady that I saw almost every day in El Jardin that was a former Playboy Playmate and she was always carrying this little 6 lbs chihuahua, and they were always wearing matching Versace outfits (dog wig included).

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The words, "Oh damn! The lecture about the music of Berlioz that the opera was going to present this Saturday was cancelled," came out of my mouth, and without skipping a beat my wife said, "I don't know when it happened, but you turned into a snob." #berlioz #opera #snobLyfe

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I'm not sure who needs to hear this right now, but it's not illegal to stand on a street corner and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!" over and over again. I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as legal advice, but I'm pretty sure you can't get charged with a crime for doing that.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Mean spirited prank idea #78: Walk up to random bathrooms, knock on the doors as hard as you can, and scream, "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE!!! AND I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING!!!!"

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Ok, I know what you are all thinking, and the answer is yes; there is a porn parody called Great Sexpectations #charlesDickens #charlesDICKens #wienersAndDongs

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Just inadvertently told one of my most consequential personal stories as fodder for an improv bit for a Master Pancake Show at @Alamo @Draft @House, and it was fucking amazing.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The fuck you mean Rudolph ain't in the bible? Why the fuck we been going to church then? #xmas #christmas #putTheChristBackInRudolphmas #xmassky #xmascry?!?!?!

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

My strongest software engineering opinion is that the kind of people that use light themes in their code editors are the same type of people that have torture dungeons in their basements. #vscode

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I started humming "Hava Nagila" at work today. A coworker was like, "are you Jewish?" and I said, "Nah, I just like to party."

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Hello, my name is Jackson Duhon, and I'm a recovering "guy who used to bring his guitar to parties so people would think I'm cool." #fridayConfessions #confessionsky #onlyGodCanJudgeMe

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH YOU SHEEPLE! IT'S TIME TO OPEN YOUR EYES! THE JEWS RUN ISRAEL! THEY HAVE FROM THE VERY START!" -a guy who is bad at being a conspiracy theorist. #conspiracy #infowars #ronpaul2012

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Don't be a woodcutter's child in a Brother's Grimm tale, don't be a brunette in a Hitchcock film, and don't be Sean Bean in anything. That's my friendly advice for the day.

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but it's not illegal to pee your pants in public. I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as legal advice, but I'm pretty sure you can just let loose and face no legal consequences. #theLawsMustCatchUpToTheTechnology

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

You think Moby made a bunch of money off the last minute and a half of the Bourne movies? Like, how much money do you think he made? You think Moby made some money, or a lot of money?

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

An ATM in Glendale gave me $20 when I asked for $40 once and then next day when I checked my bank account it said that I had taken $40 out and I think about that shit like once a week. #lifeIsASeriesOfDissapointments #runOnSadness

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Every time I see the sign on I-5 that says "Flammable cargo not permitted in 1-90 tunnel" a voice in the back of my head goes, "People are flammable." #seattleLyfe #lightPeopleOnFire #onAWatchList

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Jackson Duhon @jnduhon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

You ever see a purple link on wikipedia and you're like, "wait, I don't remember reading about Lou Diamond Phillips..."

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