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Decorative Jord

@jnatc.im
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 22h
I just don’t know man
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 03/10/2026
I actually don’t think it’s all that useful to describe this in terms other than it “thinking about the problem,” nor is it useful to describe it fixing a longstanding layout bug in a third-party dependency by autonomously writing small programs and verifying pixel positions as “spicy autocomplete.”
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 03/10/2026
Sure
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 01/10/2026
They were cooking with this anthropomorphization
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 01/10/2026
Tool use, you say?
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 01/10/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 30/09/2026
Probably not.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 30/09/2026
This is all they have and will ever have now. Wishing them luck.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 30/09/2026
I guess the standard parroter rebuttal to “How are large language models so effective (though not perfect) at performing arithmetic on arbitrary many-digit integers?” is “Secret calculator”
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 29/09/2026
Really weird thing to wonder imo
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 29/09/2026
“I was surprised that ChatGPT (that we don’t use) was that accurate. […] I’m still not gonna use it, but I was surprised, I’ll admit it” if this is in your defense attorney’s closing arguments you are cooked
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 29/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 28/09/2026
I’m sorry but if you’re not completely convinced this person is a fraud at this point then you’re a mark, because what in the ever loving shit is she talking about
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 28/09/2026
They’re just improv-ing slurs over there now
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 27/09/2026
Bernie no!!
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 25/09/2026
The cut to the detective on the witness stand who extracted the files is diabolical
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 25/09/2026
Like if you’re Ilhan Omar’s former comms director………you could choose not to post this?
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 25/09/2026
Who’s writing the Boston Globe article for whatever the hell is going on on Mastodon these days
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 25/09/2026
Hmm, this really isn’t something that seems wise to comment on Instagram under your full name
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 25/09/2026
Please.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 22/09/2026
Such flattering, much sycophantic
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 22/09/2026
I’m sorry, you’re telling me *this guy* is in a sex cult and believes a lot of dumb shit?
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 22/09/2026
Are The New Yorker writers…OK?
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 22/09/2026
I just think the latter is a more reasonable use of a giant screen behind the performer at a stadium-tour pop concert, is all
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/09/2026
No one is, in fact, responsible for parenting any other children but their own.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/09/2026
This is the latest GPT model’s output.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/09/2026
They just adamantly refuse to even consider that the engineering tools we use every day at our jobs actually work. I’ve honestly never seen anything like this. It’s not outputting “plausible text.” It’s outputting the correct answer.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/09/2026
Does this not resemble understanding
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/09/2026
Ok I did it, now what
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 18/09/2026
Literally every 404 Media “article” in existence
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 18/09/2026
Yeah I use AI
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 17/09/2026
When you assert with complete confidence that “AI is fake” in 2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 15/09/2026
Breaking: over 500 times more non-Jews than Jews in world
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 10/09/2026
As Lynch intended
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 10/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 09/09/2026
This seems to be the Mastodon party line
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 09/09/2026
Oh wow they went there #AppleEvent
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 09/09/2026
Apple has gone full fash 😔
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 08/09/2026
Fixed! That’s what makes so much about this so dumb. Three months ago way as well have been three years ago.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 08/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 08/09/2026
Good morning
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
Data centers are just servers in a room.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
slop unfortunately
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
They should include this on every Steam game cover image
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨THE LINUX KERNEL IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT USE LINUX sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
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