Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Today, June 14th, is a day to honor the most respected president of my lifetime: Barack Obama. #ObamaAppreciationDay 021
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Today, June 14th, is a day to honor the best president of my lifetime: Barack Obama. #ObamaAppreciationDay 18727
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Go woke, win rewards. And actually earn them (unlike a certain orange crybaby). 000
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 30/12/2025When they say, "AI is inevitable. Adapt or be left behind." I hear: 010
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Reminder: Fox News had to pay 787 million dollars for lying that the 2020 election was stolen. 072
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I turn 46 today. Stephen Miller is 40. These people want to talk about "alphas" and "superior genes"? Looks to me that racists are weak. 020
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Senator Raphael Warnock: "You are a hazard to the health of the American people." Robert Kennedy Jr: 010
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 28/08/2025And yet somehow the "greatest country God ever bestowed upon the Earth" ruled by a "very stable genius" with "great common sense" is totally powerless to address a problem the rest of the world has already solved. 011
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Because Tr*mp can never be wrong, for anything, ever. 000
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Americans: What's Canada gonna do? They're the Ned Flanders of the world. Ned Flanders: 000
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Musk: This bear repellent stops bears from attacking. Us: But there are no bears here. Musk: It costs only 500 dollars a bottle and you've already purchased ten bottles. Us: There were never any bears here! Musk: My job is done. You're welcome. Musk Fanboys: He's a genius! Let's go poke bears! 000
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Happy 80th birthday to my dad, who spends his retirement playing golf and triggering fascists. 000
Jess Kroll @jmskroll.bsky.social · 03/12/202420 years of studying French and I am still a novice. 011