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Sarcastic Poodle

@jmpoodle.bsky.social
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Italian girl born & raised in CT - grew up in SoCal 💜🇮🇹🐩♏️ I just want all the dogs, equal rights for all & a POTUS that’s not a sociopath

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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 4h
Damn, that’s cool
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 5h
They really have a ‘gotta force women to do things’ kink, don’t they?
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 11h
You bet your ass… Article II Section 4!
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They all behave this way because they’ve got their preemptive pardons.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody gives a fuck what you think.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Strangers on a money train
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it going to be a 21 or older thing or do we not care if children see this?? I’m so disgusted
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Up next hangings in the public square.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well the “caravans” clearly don’t work anymore so he’s gotta ramp it up
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh fuck no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No JD that’s not socialism, that’s bigotry.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh look, he added the CA thing to his greatest hits. Fucking fantastic.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bad Botox and Ozempic
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right? Like what the hell am I looking at? 😳
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So the table has been set… the next potus can do whatever they want. She can do “very bad things” to him, right? Bring. It. On.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Obama- living rent free in every GOP head
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fucking douche nozzle
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about building a beautiful data center there? No? Shocking!
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait. They’re really doing this? The WH is going to sell tickets, aren’t they?
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great salt for the road…however can’t afford gas to drive on said roads 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How exactly does one “do the biggest numbers”?
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh goody the Project 2025 guy has a surprise for us!
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rallies?? I’ve seen bigger crowds at the farmers market
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the price of admission
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I guess it serves us right for being a blue state and having the largest economy in the US & 4th largest in the world! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been saying this loudly and often… the entire administration is an ongoing criminal operation. This is exactly why RICO exists
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What kind of judge allows this? Children without legal representation. CHILDREN. What the fuck are we doing here??
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wasn’t he in a 1/2 full high school gym yesterday? And while we’re at it…a high school? Really?
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STFU donnie … 102° in Orange County CA yesterday, today and for the rest of the week…
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Substack commenter Michael Tracey wants to doxx Jane Doe, the young woman who was brutally raped by seven Cornell University students. He’s using social media to source information about her, saying he will publicly identify Jane Doe if he can. Well Mike, here I am. #IamJaneDoe.
Bold white letters on black background. Text says: I am Jane Doe.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Girl, you in trouble
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All his reptilian brain can do is vilify women. Victims, prosecutors, and journalists are his favorites.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly, he’s more upset about the loss of friends than the loss of human rights.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nope. No grace. No excuses. No longer talking to the toxic people in my family is the only positive thing that came out of this. ✌️
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Pinks📨 @pinksglobal.net · 30/09/2026
If you know someone is being raped, abused, or exploited, silence is not neutrality. Speak up. Report it. Get help. Fifty-seven people can sit in a group chat and say nothing—but every person who knows has a choice: protect the silence, or protect the victim. #Pinks ✨
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Completely delulu
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, that was really hard to read, my brain kept tripping over the unconnected thoughts & the complete lack of sense.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back 2 Good 💜
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy is a walking mid-life crisis.
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait… this isn’t from The Onion?
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As in, one individual has all the wealth
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The Hispanics will be first” He sounds surprised as he says it….like who the hell let that happen!
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s clearly mimicking the microphone stand 🤣
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, he does struggle with how %% work
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣 OMG…He is out like a fucking light
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being in the dark and not having to hear him or being told nothing but lies? 🤔
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve said this before & I’ll say it again…. Marc Elias = Hero When dems win the presidency in ‘28, the first & most important step is making Marc AG, it’s the only way to stop the bleeding & lawlessness and get some damn accountability! (Don’t know if Marc wants the job, but…here’s hoping 😉
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And all these people with life insurance that haven’t had a claim in years! Frauds! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put us in charge and get the fuck out of the way 😉
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Sarcastic Poodle @jmpoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Puffy much? Are we sure he didn’t hit the bottle hard last night? What a mess
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