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Mortski

@jmortj5.bsky.social
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A fowl-mouth geerd (geek-nerd) Disgusted with the asshats ruining the country. . . anger and anxiety 😔🖇️📎 and Bundty Squirrel. . .

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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
This horrific nightmare of a joke cannot be ended soon enough.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
They should edit with... *gigantic ass... likely colostomy bag...*Seriously, it would explain many reports of the smell of shit emanating from dump...
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
I just hope that stubborn mule doesn't push it! I'd love to have him playing for Sunday but not at the expense of worse injury. And now we have Kyle out... *and others I forget who they are but know not good. . . but we have built a strong team. . . Not scared! lol*
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
Hell, I work with 1 other person. The fucker gets me sick every damn time! Finishing up being sick as I type. So pissed! EVERY DAMN TIME! He is the only reason I got covid.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
Funnier than all get out them guessing when there was nothing to guess. 😁🤣
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
Apple is my jam! Well, I mean... pie. 😁 I have standing orders for making apple pie on US thanksgiving. I typically do a "secret" ingredient and they have to guess what I added. It's fun. Only maybe 2 times in the last 15 years or so have I not done a secret ingredient. Last year was one of them.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
All the more for you! 😂
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
I hate just how true this is. Honestly painful.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 3h
Bro! You just ain't right! That, that right there... That is all good shit right there. And by shit, I mean in the best possible way. Just don't call it a taco. lmao
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 5h
Doing all he can to hide the colostomy bag in both sight and smell. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 10h
static.klipy.com
Rosie the Riveter: We Can Do It!
ALT: Rosie the Riveter: We Can Do It!
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 13h
That’s because he isn’t intelligent enough or able to “think” on his own enough formulate anything but racist drivel.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 13h
Public executions, the no consequences for pedos or rapists. . . so many damn things they see with no consequences.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 13h
With as much weight that is being put forward there, I’m surprised dump is actually still standing. wtf. Picture of prime health right there folks.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 13h
😔
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 13h
Oh cmon Bill! Where is your sense of adventure‽ 😂
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 18h
If she doesn’t end up being in an SNL skit this weekend or next weekend I’ll be surprised.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 18h
I can think of a handful of “people” that should be celebrated woth such a thing. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 18h
And GOP in congress are complicit and just as guilty in the crimes.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 18h
These are the same types of people that would sign up, if they haven’t. . . for the “Hard Target” human hunt. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guilt by association. They're all pedos.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😳😮😅
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The bastard! 😞 Taco?
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh... um.... eh... Shocking. . . . . whoda thunk.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that comes their way without having to worry about being removed, imprisoned. . . whatever. And they are going on the assumption that they won't have anything to be concerned about if/when we get rid of the orange turd. Honestly terrifying.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was obvious the first time he was in the WH. There was no reason to think this time the "jobs" would end up being different. The one and biggest difference is the fact that this time the bags of shit have all 3 offices behind them, making them virtually untouchable and able to skirt anything
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thankful for E-85 right now.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thief. . . I mean... You're so cute! Honestly, love following along on your journeys. 😊
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why can’t that piece of shit just croak already‽
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Epstein Survivor Dani Bensky Is Spot On.......
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Getting things squared away for everyone’s escape to non-extradition territory. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hell yeah lady! Way to go Kyra!
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just have to back it up against rivals. ESPECIALLY the fudgies.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My bad. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I seriously thought she was a guy.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not off to a good start, but going to try. lol Hope you have a good day goof! *car has fully decided it wants a new battery. . . 😳*
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Bill Murray's Funny Face Goof
ALT: Bill Murray's Funny Face Goof
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If we go back to finishing games like we did half the season last year... I'm pretty sure which would come first in my case. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As I constantly find myself saying... The harshest he says (they honestly anyone in the "GOP") about someone else, you can be assured, that is what they are doing. Every damn time. I'm honestly so tired.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was I seeing things or did it look like the paramedics saw who it was, looked at each other, and started laughing? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣😂
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And you stole your friends toys... I mean, were "gifted" . . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The *hate using it* cunt Megan Kelly doesn't help. sg.news.yahoo.com/megyn-kelly-... Sick cow!
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Megyn Kelly Throws Out Sick Insults About Alleged Rape Victim: 'She's Not The Most Attractive Gal'
“She’s probably thrilled to be so admired because she clearly didn’t grow up the incredibly beautiful one,” the conservative podcaster said.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remove his naturalization, and deport him to a third country he doesn't have ties to.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤬
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, when you piss off every nation that you’ve been doing business with and they eventually refuse to do business with you. You’re likely going to have to be “self-sufficient” . . . so, yeah, probably not wrong, just in the wrong ways of going at it.
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Weird. . .
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did they all get tired of cleaning after you when you run around spraying everyone with it‽ lol
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awe! I like grams!
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