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Jesse Moeller

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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Woody Marks dynasty managers after the Montgomery news
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Javonte Williams is a walking RB1 the next 2 years in Dallas, and one of the easiest buys in dynasty.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Over the moon about this
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You remember the advice from your parents where they would say do as I do, not as I say? That’s how I’m treating the Hunter news blurb. I’m gonna go down with the ship, while my recommendation would be to move off this player in dynasty before the value drop hits.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Woody Johnson, simply put, is the blueprint for how to not run a franchise.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seahawks are SB champs!!
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Drake Maye when his team needs him in the Super Bowl
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Anyone else wondering why Charbonnet saw so much work this year? Walker is simply a different level of player
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Mike McCarthy bringing his analytics based approach to the Steelers.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
SB bound baby!!
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
30 minutes away from the Super Bowl!
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fantastic drive by LA with an exclamation point on the TD. LB got caught in the wash for an easy td
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Darnold with the no look dime 🥵
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Walker out here shaking dudes out of their draws
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What a start from Seattle!
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Game time!
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Bills fired the coach and not the GM? Alright, I’m a bit perplexed by that one.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
C.J. Stroud when the Texans need him most
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Josh Allen bout to blow out the candles on the Broncos season.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
NFC Divisional Round is set. SF @ Sea LA @ Chi
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Nice knowing ya Nick Sirianni and Kevin Patullo. Change is coming to Philly this offseason.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Eagles with 5.8 yards per pass attempt in the 1st half. For the 2025 season only Dillon Gabriel was worse this year. The passing game in Philly is beyond broken at this point.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Even sleeper knows TLaw is short
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
NFL playoffs started with a bang. Who’s ready for a repeat?
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Jalen Coker having the game of his life
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana out here playing duck hunt
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This applies to every sport, but refs need to stop inserting themselves into games as if they are the reason people are watching the game. The fact Pierce got tossed for that is absurd
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I can’t remember the last time I have seen a defense manhandle the 49ers the way Seattle just did.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Drive down for a td here, and SF will be in a world of hurt
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’m old enough to remember people calling Emeka Egbuka the WR1 in dynasty
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Night, night Bama
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I understand why ESPN is trying McAfee in the both, but it’s not working at all. Treating him like a traditional announcer is a mistake.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Commissioners worldwide are getting cooked right now, as LeagueSafe is overloaded from everyone trying to pay out winnings at the same time. System said “nah, I’m good.”
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
3rd and 8 at the 15 and you run a screen for Goedert? Yea Patullo can kick rocks
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
2 hours before you become a fantasy football champion
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
So the Lions fan gets one week of public life and can’t stand it? Sorry pal, you earned everything coming your way.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Jared Goff in the fantasy football championships
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The 28% of people who started Jordan Addison just got bailed out.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was down 94.04 - 147.86 going into MNF.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Got a team in one of my semifinals that decided to take a 0 at the QB position instead of trading for a replacement.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Puka Nacua whenever you are in the fantasy football playoffs
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Michael Wilson with MHJ ruled out for Week 15
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That’s a very fitting end to the 1st half.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We might just have seen the single worst fantasy play from a player I can remember.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Michael Wilson’s 3-game pace without Marvin Harrison Jr.: • 2,521 yards • 204 receptions • 277 targets • 11 touchdowns • 522.1 PPR points
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
DK Metcalf just put up 133 yards today. Nearly matching his entire output from Weeks 10–13 combined 138 receiving yards.
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Jesse Moeller @jmoeller05.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
We are all Hoosiers tonight!
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