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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 5h

As someone who was trained in media planning and buying, back in the old "Upfront" days, all I have to say is: LOOOLLLLLLLLL

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 6h

Excuse me...do you serve...um..."gwee-niss" here?

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 7h

The goggles seem to work fine, sir. The only problem is I can't really see. Yes, well you'll have to wait for the splinter goggles MKII for that.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 7h

"Also featuring Ike Caballero and his Swingin' Good Times Orchestra, and the knee-slapping comedy of Stevens & Yablonsky! But first, this message from the good people at Westinghouse..."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 7h

*old-timey announcer voice* "And now, it's time for the Westinghouse Radio Hour, featuring the thrilling adventures of those Daring and Dazzling Dames of Crime-Fighting, The Charlies Angels!"

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 11h

This summer I hear the sharting Gunpoop in Ohio

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 12h

Me buying a ticket to Cave of Forgotten Dreams: "This seems pretty interesting, but why 3D?" Me after seeing Cave of Forgotten Dreams:

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 12h

Elon probably could have given Carrot Top a real run for his money.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 12h

I suppose it depends if they're going commando or not.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 13h

I would also like to know more about the posh androgynous/soft butch person in the necktie and waistcoat.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 13h

Hey, Chief- Quark's lunchtime special today is your favorite! Hungarian goulash with extra garlic!

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They already have a gym for your brain. It's called "read a damn book."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Admiralty court has just ruled that the yacht was a proper prize, taken in conflict by legitimate belligerents, and that it and its cargo now belong to the whales.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

McClellan was actually very good at organizing an army, and way smarter than Hegseth.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Of course, Bragg, Hood, Pickett, and Joe Johnston were all fucking idiots, so the Union had that going for them. When they found Grant, he was actually passed out in front of the 7-11. Sherman was out back trying to set it on fire.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some of them weren't. Rosecrans, Burnside and Hooker, for example. McClellan had a brilliant organizational mind, but was not an effective battlefield commander at a time when the general staff model had not yet been widely adopted.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I do not know whether Jake Lang is or is not a pedophile, but he is certainly #1 with pedophiles.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Literally Homer's brain right now: "DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces! DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces! DENTAL PLAN!"

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Bullshit. I know Nixon personally, and he lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. I wouldn't buy an apple from the sonofabitch and I consider him a good close personal friend."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We don't need to stop for plague. We have plague at home.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thinking about recording an album of Tom Waits covers where I pronounce all the lyrics like Sluggo from the Nancy comics.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith: "On it."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"PINK skin? I'm going to pull your god-damn antennae off, little man."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Begging people to start teaching Classical literature in school again.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Who wears short-shorts? Logan wears short-shorts!

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Who could that terrifying masked figure be?" *turns in profile* "Oh."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With a bit of a shout-out to Jaime Hernandez. Two of my favorite artists.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Because a full butterscotch ice cream sundae would taste terrible on your New York striploin?

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't wait until one of these weirdos demands that AI be given the Eucharist. "But if AI has intelligence, could it not have a soul?" Bartolomé de las Casas: "No."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"What have you been up to lately?" "Well, I went to grad school for biochem, but I burnt out pretty hard. These days I'm just working down at the whale fall."

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh, dang- it's that scary bosozoku coven again!

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't think they are actually related, they just have remarkably similar energies.

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J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My man looks like he really wants to tell you about his Corvette.

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