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Go clutch your pearls elsewhere.

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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 6h
Nothing wrong with being a plumber at all - unless that is your only qualification for being in charge of DHS. By the same token, I am uninterested in the world's best statesman being put in charge of fixing my on-demand hot-water heater.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 9h
He's a fucking plumber.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 10h
You have to groom them early. The older the kid gets without being indoctrinated, the less likely they'll accept such things. After that, it usually takes desperation or violence to "convert" them.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That said, what an individual chooses to believe in to make sense of their life is entirely up to them and nothing should be off limits. If you, personally, want to teach your kid, that is also your own business. Once we get beyond that, however, we are proselytizing not educating.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course not. That would be as silly as telling them that the devil will roast them when they die. The only thing empirically true for all humans is that your life will eventually end. Speculation beyond that is just manipulation. Dazzle 'em with 72 virgins or damn 'em to eternal torment, right?
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why teach them about any mythology as though it were real?
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Texians got their teeth kicked in at the Alamo.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's so much white trash in this country that burning it to the ground may be the only way to clean it up.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
god's waiting room
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His death is the only thing that would qualify him for a "peace" prize.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gas prices will almost certainly come down leading up to the midterms and that will be enough cover for a large number of people to vote for Republicans again.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If only.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luckily, this guy won't be around too much longer.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am 100% with you on voting - but I remember punk very differently.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somewhere a curb stomp waits patiently.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I see a Netflix stand-up special starring any male comedian from the 90s/00s, I know I will not be seeing any new material and, instead, a long string of complaints and double-downing on tired material that isn't funny anymore.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agreed. This is the way.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best way for the Left to get centrist Democrats out of power is to get Republicans out of power first.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I say we do it more like late 18th century France.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the way.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This includes all of the awful family members that you continue to give a pass to by treating them normally.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If someone hasn't already mentioned using "Take on Me" for the music somewhere in the comments, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That movie is like a moving oil painting.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Religion and, by extension, conservatism require an enemy at all times to function because, without fear, they have little to offer. People are not dazzled enough by heaven to submit but combining it with the idea of being damned to hell is powerful Kool-Aid.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's why god, in her infinite wisdom, created burner email addies.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reconciliation without reckoning is what got us here in the first place.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He so privileged, he doesn't even know he's privileged.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree and I share your anger at MAHA and its morons. I just don't think Peter Steele is the poster child for this so much as the poster child for "this stuff happens to folks with medical conditions who take lots of coke and booze with their meds".
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I recall the song and I read Peter Steele had heart issues but there's no evidence he refused treatment. He was taking heart meds per reports (with coke and booze - as one does). Reports say he was unaware he had diverticulitis and mistook the symptoms of sepsis for the flu. Coke and booze and all..
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring back fragging.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the way
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Removing them from the universe lasts forever.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not like that rat-fuck has anything else to do.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why waste the island real-estate when there's so much unused water around it? Bio-degradable bag, small weight, a good friend and a row boat.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the kind of rhetoric that I was worried about with Talarico. I get the point but the bible is full of nonsense that people have been using for millennia to justify the worst kinds of horrors - in addition to compassion and justice.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They'll make more memes stating the obvious, cosplay resistance and chant "wait until 2028"
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
America needs more Luigi Mangiones.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Violence must be avoided at all costs prior to mid-term elections, though. No cover can be given to this administration for instituting Marshal Law. It would be a "get out or jail free" card - which is why I'll be shocked if they don't try it regardless if they have a legal reason.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even if this isn't something that necessarily floats your boat, it's still the kind of simple, obvious stuff that makes a community the kind of place you want to be a part of. Beauty.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This isn't going to stop until that ambulance is also rushing the agents to the hospital.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is an outside chance only that this doesn't come down to violence. Slick memes and peaceful protests have a shelf-life.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miller hoping some unhinged MAGAt will pick up what he is putting down.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"on the cusp of enjoyable" is gold, Lindsey. Gold!
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Racist, misogynistic, homophobic pieces of white, patriarchal, xtian shit.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A political career when an OnlyFans site would have sufficed.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He wasn't wrong. Note that 60 years ago, we were on the doorstep of the Southern Strategy so there was more reason for the similarities than one might assume.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you think we'd be right where we are now had we never elected Trump, you're not being serious. I get an uncomfortable feeling that a part of you may feel that, if things are allowed to get miserable enough, folks will accept hard Leftism. I hope it's just late, I'm tired and that isn't true.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idealism. Hillary - despite being objectively lousy - was nothing like Trump and, at the VERY least, she'd have left the country with at least a 5-4 SC majority and almost certainly a better response to COVID. We're not Mexico and giving the Right the ability to dig in like this was insanity.
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jFunk @jminifunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're positing ideals. We have a 2-party system. We got to where we are because a large enough number of people decided both sides are not to their liking and stayed home. In the primaries, one votes for who best represents them. Once the candidate has been decided, do what needs to be done.
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