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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 30/09/2026
If you see this, posts vampire that isn’t Dracula. snakkle.com/wp-content/u...
Paul Reubens in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 28/09/2026
Caught myself spinning over this today. Instead of texting her, I took a walk to the State Capitol, up to Ramsey Hill, then all the way up to the High Bridge. Hopefully by the time I’m home I get it out of my system. She’s so cool.
Photo of Downtown St. Paul plus the Cathedral, as seen from the lookout point at the top of the High Bridge. One tree is showing its fall colors.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only):
Burt Reynolds as Pee-Wee Herman, pictured left.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 24/09/2026
Cover of the book “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This” by Omar El Akkad
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 14/09/2026
I’ve been revisiting the first OXES LP recently. It’s hard to understate what an influence this record was on my later approach to playing drums.
Picture of the first self-titled or untitled - who knows, it goes by a lot of different names now, but there is no title on the cover or spine - album by OXES out of Baltimore. It is sitting upright on my media shelf and reflecting the light of all of my windows.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 08/09/2026
Help me outta this funk, Leslie.
Title screen to the Mel Brooks film, Dracula Dead and Loving It, starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 07/09/2026
Wait, am I reading a novelization of How I Met Your Mother from the mother’s perspective?
“That’s how she meets Ted.”, reads the last line of chapter 9 of My Friends by Fredrik Backman.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 03/09/2026
My absolute favorite part of the Minnesota State Fair is wondering things like “THEEEEEEE Dave Dahl?!”
Amber maple syrup, submitted by David Dahl.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 03/09/2026
Some top notch people watching, as always. And I got to get a donut AND see the fine arts exhibit this time. So great to see Michael Gaughan’s work in there!
Artwork by Michael Gaughan which reads “Meet Here If You Get Lost”, with the letters shaped by Minnesota State Fair mascots, Fairchild and Fairborne. A fair scene comprises the background.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 01/09/2026
Found a DVD of mine with no label. Opened it up and saw "STNNNG - Dignified Sissy" handwritten on the DVD. Turns out it was from our record release show in the 7th St. Entry on April 9, 2005. I ripped it and put it up on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL8S...
Photo of the title screen from a homemade DVD recording of STNNNG's performance at the 7th St Entry in Minneapolis, MN on April 9, 2005, celebrating the release of the band's first album, "Dignified Sissy". 

In the image, a man in a suit with a moustache is holding a cigar in one hand and the glasses he pulled off his face in the other, while sitting at a desk and giving a little speech. The title screen says "The STNNNG Dignified Sissy Record Release with Sickbay". Should be spelled Sicbay and there's no "The" in STNNNG when written, which was probably our fault all along. Thank goodness for friends.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 28/08/2026
Got to the fair at 7:30 and the line for Peachy’s donuts was already down the street. Shortest it will be! I went to the Crepery for a breakfast crepe and a coffee. Powered up for the morning!
Yours truly at the Hoyt entrance of the Minnesota State Fair.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 20/08/2026
In other news, my handwriting is now bad in multiple languages.
A “Bart Simpson is in trouble” line of Japanese kanji as I work my way through the “Remembering the Kanji” series of books.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 20/08/2026
Wasn’t expecting to be sad again just stopping in for a beer at Wandering Leaf yesterday, but alas.
A poster for the “Forever Tom” event held last year at Falling Knife in remembrance of Tom Berg, head brewer, excellent bassist, and friend I’d known via the music community for a long, long time. Still can’t believe he’s gone.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 18/08/2026
Is @citysound.bsky.social ever going to fix these drinking fountains? They’ve been out of order all summer and it would be nice to know our rent goes toward anything.
Two out of order drinking fountains at City Sound in St. Paul on Gilbert and 280.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 12/08/2026
c8.alamy.com/comp/T2DB89/... Nothing to see here, just getting the president to his secret flight...
Image of a man in cooking apparel moving some enclosed carts.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 01/08/2026
We still need to cut and press this thing, but maybe it’ll come out this year? Promo for the upcoming Laugh Track album “Of Mankind and Others Like Them”
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 24/07/2026
Thank you, “Bank”.
Subject of a message from my bank, “Fname, conveniently grow your savings”. Fname is a placeholder for my first name, Jeremy, clearly a very important customer of this bank.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 23/07/2026
W. 7th signs in St. Paul making me do a double-take.
Sign posted outside Maharaja’s that says “MAHA is for Lovers”, not to be confused with Make America Healthy Again, some bullshit made up by bullshit people.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 03/06/2026
Watching a time capsule.
Photo of a Pantera video for the song “This Love”, as shown on Vol. 1, Disc 3 of the DVD for MTV’s animated series, Beavis and Butthead.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 02/06/2026
Love to have my gubernatorial options be this psycho or the one who posed in a photo with wanted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu.
Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar more than happy to be posing in a photo with Bibi and other notable pieces of shit like Ted Cruz.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 30/05/2026
Cool to see the Betsey Northrup docked across the river from City House. I saw Shellac perform for the first time on that boat in 2000. #thankyoustevealbini
Photo of the Betsey Northrup unloading passengers onto Harriet Island in St. Paul.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 20/05/2026
Learning the important words in Japanese now that I'm 11 weeks in.
A screenshot from WaniKani showing the kanji for the English word "Testicles".
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 12/05/2026
When they tell you who they are, you should listen.
Melania Trump wearing a jacket that says "I Really Don't Care. Do U?" on the back.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends.
Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 07/05/2026
Please enjoy this photo capturing the only moment in time I ever felt cool.
J. Michael Ward wearing a dirty jean jacket emblazoned with hand-drawn USA regalia. He has long, greasy hair, and his face is partially obscured by the can of Pabst Blue Ribbon he is tipping back. 

Jacket courtesy of Ryan Duncan of Sickroom Records. RIP Steve Sostak, we love you.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 07/05/2026
Also whoops my bad sorry I left my shades open at night, downtown.
A fully-illuminated loft well past sunset no thanks to the too fucking bright parking lots shining in from outside.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 29/04/2026
Seems like the right day to wear my Gilly pin. Thanks @monteiro.bsky.social.
A enamel pin featuring an anthropomorphic guillotine named “Gilly”, holding an anthropomorphic bucket named “Billy”, who catches the heads.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 28/04/2026
Just announced! So much goodness here. Stoked to commemorate the grand opening of Extreme Noise at its new location on 36th and E. Lake St., at my favorite local venue, and with such a killer lineup. Just a few weeks away!
Red Dons from Portland, OR headline a four-band punk bill at Cloudland Theater to celebrate the grand opening of Extreme Noise at its new location right nearby. Locals Miracle Debt, Laugh Track, and Censer support. Saturday, May 23rd. Tickets at $17 in advance/$20 at the door.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 23/04/2026
Get the fuck out of here.
Email from ChatGPT with the subject “Easy self-care you can start today”.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 10/04/2026
Came THIS close to a perfect odometer reading upon arriving home from my trip to Chicago to see Dirty Three.
An automobile odometer indicator reads 33335 miles.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 26/03/2026
Excellent mail day thanks to @monteiro.bsky.social!
A “Gilly the Guillotine” enamel pin with a tagline “Let’s Make a Clean Cut From Capitalism” on the packaging, and a 3D printed whistle embossed with the words “FUCK ICE” in all-caps.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 17/03/2026
I promise this isn’t mean - your cat is beautiful but so is he. i.pinimg.com/originals/e4...
The character Pai Mei from the movie Kill Bill Vol 2.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 11/03/2026
LMAO. Good luck!
Hinge profile answer that reads, “I want someone who is Republican, has Christian values, is strong, funny, kind, compassionate, and has a career.”
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 11/02/2026
10 Classic Colors
A sketchbook with some colorful markings.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 10/02/2026
It's been a few years and I'm kinda still wishing my band had chosen Billy Ripken Fuck Face for our name. Such a good band name! platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/u...
1989 Fleer baseball card featuring Billy Ripken holding a bat that has the words "FUCK FACE" written on the end of the handle.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 07/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover if you'd like
Two sky ride cars - one yellow, one green - framed by trees, have passed each other at the Minnesota State Fair. The sky is luminous gray.
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Jeremy Ward @jmichaelward.com · 30/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
The film students from Better Call Saul.
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