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The Republican Party is the Zune.

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"I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy (with baguettes)."

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He's already said he's worried Tish James won't be fair to them in her investigation, so even if they've left his swiss cheese brain, he has had some level of knowledge.

I bet he's just waiting for the end of the midterms so he can do a full-throated defense of the Cornell 7.

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Love that a racist Fortnite child is the Vice President.

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Timothy Simons triaging which credit card to use during the beginning of the end of the world killed me.

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But but people who don’t mind making free content for a trillionaire white supremacist are sad that you’re silently judging them for staying, so who’s the real villain here?

He gonna do his Erika Kirk in the cold open?

I’m hesitant to ask her, as she’d probably do an impression of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Super not racist performance by Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961).

Maybe she had a layover in China and got confused?

The Freudian slip where she confused my president with my husband says it all.

Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine if Gallup was still doing approval polls.

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Feels like next time she’ll be wearing epaulettes.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 6h

So you’re saying Diamond (RIP) and Silk aren’t representative of the average black voter?

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Is it worth seeing to be up on the discourse, at least?

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Imagine going to his house for Thanksgiving. You had to deal with him, his sister, his sister’s husband Matt Gaetz and his ward, Nestor.

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What record do they have to run on/defend? They’d have to play defense lawyer for a radioactive administration. Of course they’re cancelling.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 17h

Tom Sawyer keeps trying to convince me to whitewash his aunt’s fence. He says it’s super fun, but I won’t fall for it.

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Didn’t he want to make a VR system where if you die in the game, you die for real?

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

This was right after his “divestment” press gaggle with the stacks of blank paper, right?

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

He’ll be long dead, but people will curse his name for generations.

Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 20h

Better to have no workers on no trains than one worker on every train. That’s just math.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 20h

Best case, we look back at these times as a remembrance of how far we’ve come. Worst case, we can finance our funerals if we correctly predict the day we die.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 20h

If you’re a racist white guy, it must be paradise.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 21h

Getting cancer to own the skeptics.

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Pretty sure one of them is my large adult son Kyle Schwarber.

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Bosch is over 75 in his book series, which doesn’t help matters, either.

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I hate that laws only matter if someone is willing to enforce them. And it sucks that a lot of people are scared to enforce them.

Losing the SNL gig was the best thing to happen to him. He got to enjoy the acclaim of being a “cancelled comedian” instead of being a forgettable sketch actor for a season or two before his contract wasn’t renewed.

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Know what’ll help? More bombing in Iran, raiding the homes of political enemies and invading Cuba. That should turn everything around.

As an elder Millennial about to have my first kid, getting into the Michael Connolly Bosch books was helpful. Sometimes, you just want to read pulp.

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They’re being clumsy because it’s the only way it’ll get Trump’s attention. He’s not one to appreciate or understand a light touch.

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A more cunning fascist might have announced a pardon for Ilhan Omar for any possible immigration irregularities, coming out of this as seemingly magnanimous while slandering her.

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If you didn’t want your sexy sheep discussion to go viral, you shouldn’t have written about sexy sheep so well.

The best thing to happen to him was getting fired immediately after getting hired. It lent him cred when he would have been a forgettable sketch performer struggling to make it a full season while Bowen’s star rose.

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Trump’s mob boss fear of putting anything in writing means no one knows the plan and just freelances, which means we get outrages daily from his worst flunkies and no centralized plan to justify them until they’ve already happened.

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I’m guessing we’ll have a lot more incidents as the midterms approach. Inflicting maximum pain on US consumers by hitting tankers is a no brainer.

Maybe there should be a scandal about misogyny in games. You could even call it GamerGate, after the infamous Watergate scandal.

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I totally missed him getting the job. I guess I shouldn’t be shocked he only had a 2-year time in the wilderness.

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It’s fun watching bad faith idiots think they have a sick burn with their lede.

In 2023, Alex Gibney, the Academy Award-winning filmmaker, announced that he was working on a documentary about Elon Musk. He asked Musk for an interview. The answer was delivered on X: “Gibney,” Musk informed his 241.5 million followers, “is a douche.”

You could take the world’s richest man at his word. Or you could spend three hours and 55 minutes watching Gibney do his best to prove Musk right.

Did the FP actually watch the documentary before reviewing it this time?

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Time to actually codify the “no political actions before an election” rules at DOJ.

Gotta dismantle DHS into component parts and start from scratch.

The more that time passes, the more “locker room talk” being accepted as a justification for the Access Hollywood tape pisses me off. Locker rooms should be for one thing only: a flimsy excuse for keeping trans girls from playing sports with their friends.

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But he’s a business man! Sometimes business men have to make hard, unpopular decisions that just happen to coincide with their lifetime of racial grievances.

Propaganda only works on the weak, but not me, I’m built different.

Guy who has a Diet Coke button confounded when there’s not an “End War” button.