jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I took my kids and the first thing they asked when we walked in was “hey why isn’t this museum celebrating the future?” 000
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Altman: if we need to, we could probably just start replacing houses with cooling centers. Von: Cool. Altman: AI really doesn’t need humans to survive so… Von: Sweet. 000
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 17/08/2025we just made ice one of the most highly funded militaries in the world and all we have to show for it are these lousy sports bras 000
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 07/08/2025When his passes don’t warp the fabric of spacetime, he’s pretty mid 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It’s like they say, go woke, go sit your old ass on the bench 000
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 04/08/2025This all stemming from that time she got dressed up in that red dress to greet Trump as he got off that plane, and he walked right passed her 100
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Looks like the kind of guy you could have a beer with 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Trump just posted an AI video of this neurotrauma consultant being arrested by the FBI 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Poor Dumb Denny was the name of my favorite 1960s garage band 130
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 11/07/2025In Trumps America, alpha males see women’s yoga pants and raise them yoga shorts 020
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Let’s be honest, Mahomes has become the TJ McConnell of the NFL. Just a barrage of 5 foot pullups. 110
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The part where he says drinking 3 or more hard seltzers is better for you than drinking 2.5 was curious 100
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Don’t let them distract you with healthcare premiums either. What we really need to talk about is how Joe Biden tripped over a sand castle at Delaware beach over the weekend. 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Next seasons Righteous Gemstones with a Saquan cameo is going to be lit 070
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 29/05/2025When you have no idea what your actual job is so you just stare at 4 walls all day 130
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Tune in to watch 1 Christian or catholic or atheist or maybe something else not debate 20 atheist but disagree with everything 020
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It turns out the alpha male they were looking for all along was Nancy Pelosi 140
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 04/05/2025To be fair, we cannot expect the president to be able to determine what’s real 160
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Correct, it exist when the middle class somehow thinks poor people and minorities will take something from them. Thats just sound constitution 101 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 29/04/2025On the bright side, I see new tshirt factories popping up all over the place 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 28/04/2025New polling on Trump's handling of Sanders: 64% approve, 35% disapprove (ESPN) 38% approve, 62% disapprove (People who watched the tape) 020
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Packers: we love our wrs so much we’re drafting them again 030
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025the slow realization that politics isn’t just Hitler solutes and chainsaws can be tough for anyone 021
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Top advisers to Pete Hegseth say they have no idea why his sideburns are so weird 020
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Hegseth just invited me to see Dennys week 1 kicker rankings on Singal. I can’t legally go into many details, but it’s “total chaos”. 100
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 20/04/2025You see kids, the giant disc in the top left corner is missing. Thats because it was rolled away. Just like the stone in front of Jesus tomb. 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 19/04/2025While you were sleeping at 1am, Alito and Thomas already dipped their faces in bowls of ice 3 times and added Trump run concentration camps to their vision boards. Built different💪 100
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I thought the best thing about him was that he wouldn’t do the thing he said he would. Hand up, that’s on me coach. 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“It’s not like the President is insane” noticeable gulp 1161
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Roger voted solely on Trumps promise to tariff the tush push 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 03/04/2025All of this tariff talk has me wondering why Roger doesn’t just tariff the tush push so no one will want to associate with it? 020
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I assume they’re talking about the impact of banning the tush push on the financial markets 071
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 31/03/2025POV: you’re a guest on the @lebatardshow.bsky.social and their only purpose is to confuse you 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 31/03/2025If they tried this today, they’d get deported for gang signs 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Arthur Smith saw the headline and instantly thought of ten of the most creative run plays for CPat you’ll ever see 030
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Just imagine an offense with DK, Pickens, Warren, and Freiermuth all blocking for Cordarrelle Paterson 050
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The only thing higher than the $s per egg is the $s per route run 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Your right to breathe ends at my factory’s right to exhaust 010
jmac42.bsky.social @jmac42.bsky.social · 12/02/2025He’s actually saying the Lombardi speaks kindly & holds a knife 010
