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JMac Ô¿Ô

@jmac1313.bsky.social
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If you’re born again, do you get another belly button? Reality-based. Critical. Sarcastic. More decent than not.

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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crooked Ken
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I found the animated one, too. The second I saw her, I thought of this. Has anyone seen her walk?
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s an alien. Hasn’t anyone seen Mars Attacks?
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s Lisa Marie from Mars Attacks!
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Salvia shares your sentiment. ❤️
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You too! ❤️
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someone dumped 4 games in my front yard. My guess: the analog grandparents (born in the ‘60s), packed board games for the fun family Labor Day getaway without realizing their digital grandkids can’t function without a touch screen and internet access. After a failed holiday, the games got tossed.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Don’t forget the Medicare fraud. And batboy.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I have thoughts. I’ll leave the prayers to my friend here:
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just taken. Fuck you, Dotard Donnie and all your fascist friends.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Camille Zapata deserves the biggest, shiniest, most beautiful raise in the history of raises. Please compensate her well and protect her mightily. The right (wrong) wing will come for her, and she’s irreplaceable.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ridicule the cult at every opportunity. Show them how ridiculous trump has always been.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Shut up, Bat Boy. DC is awesome, day and night.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
“F ELON and the FELON” seen on a Tesla. 🤣👍
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Senator Bat Boy can fuck all the way off.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
There’s always that Neanderthal in the French museum.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
So THAT’S why I had to take a detour this morning. Westside Rd decided to take a million dollar house for a swim.
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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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