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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️

@jls.cx
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Formerly jlscx on Twitter. Fort Collins, CO Follow me for bad opinions on bikes, politics, and anything else that strikes my fancy

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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 02/10/2026
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 23/09/2026
Were they acquired by
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Leaders through Hardline on lap 7
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Airing it out a little
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Elite men on the lap 2 climb up to Hardline
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Inter-race nordork content
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Gwen Gibson and Martina Berta with a gap on the brutal climb up to Hardline
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Elite women on course
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Souvenir tossed bison!
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Henry Coote!
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Krüger on Hardline, lap 5. He’s got a minute on Rouffiac
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
U23 men on lap 3, Krüger in the lead
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Log roll
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
#gravitycavity
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 20/09/2026
Good morning from Soldier Hollow! U23 women warming up for XCO.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 06/09/2026
KHAAAAN!
Movie poster for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan w/TOS S1E22 “Soace Seed” in theaters today
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 02/09/2026
If any of you elite US masters CX racers need frame stickers, I found a couple.
Mock UCI frame stickers on a wooden desk
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 04/08/2026
[Darth Vader voice] impressive
PFP in TT mode with a Giro Aerohead 2 (or whatever it’s called) that appears to be as wide as her shoulders
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 14/07/2026
Here’s the BOM. Nut on a wire might work but the screws are very easy to remove once the nipple is in place. Also, put the O-rings on a spare spoke so you can just roll them onto the nipple without losing your grip on it.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 12/07/2026
I don’t think so? Skyfeed shows one more post in the feed than I see on bsky but otherwise it’s up to date.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 12/07/2026
Clarence Seward Darrow (April 18, 1857 – March 13, 1938) was an American lawyer and politician who became famous in the 19th century for high-profile representations of trade union causes, and in the 20th century for several criminal matters, including the Leopold and Loeb murder trial, the Scopes "monkey" trial, and the Ossian Sweet defense. He was a leading member of the American Civil Liberties Union and a prominent advocate for Georgist economic reform, as well as a noted public speaker, debater, and writer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Darrow
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 12/07/2026
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 10/07/2026
It’s a beautiful sport
Rear shot of Tadej Pogačar 431m from the summit of Col du Tourmalet in Stage 6 of the 2026 Tour de France, chased by a male fan in a yellow Borat mankini. I had to see it, so you have to see it.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 18/06/2026
Different country, still mad
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
TV Guide add for Enos, a spin-off of “The Dukes of Hazzard” TV series.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 14/06/2026
Things you see in an airport bookstore. In France, ofc.
The cover of a book titled “Étapes, la culture du cyclisme en Isére” faced out in a bookstore in the CDG concourse.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 23/05/2026
Typography is my passion
A street sign reading “Kern St” but the “r” is too close to the “e”. Kern St is real but this is a hand-made photoshop.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 11/05/2026
This is probably going to earn me a pump in the spokes, but that’s Thallium (Tl), not Titanium (Ti). Maybe go up a period and you get Tin Zeppelin?
The periodic table with Titanium (22), Thallium (81), and Lead (82) highlighted.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 09/05/2026
aerospaceweb.org/question/pla...
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 17/04/2026
Habitual chain-yanker, not worth your time
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 12/04/2026
A yellow overhead door emblazoned with the Pirelli Tire logo and their old tagline, “Power is nothing without control”
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 11/04/2026
But not for the reason you might think!
Skyfeed screenshot with Pieterse highlighted as a matching term in the post.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 17/03/2026
👋 today was more-or-less seasonal. The rest of the week, not so much.
This week’s weather forecast. Gonna be a warm one!
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 13/03/2026
The Cap’n Crunch “Oops all berries” meme with Mathieu van der Poel in place of the Cap’n.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 11/02/2026
Apropos of found stuff, I found this 30-ish-year-old t-shirt in my basement, a souvenir from my very brief autocross career. This is @supcat.bsky.social bait or catnip or something.
The back of a white t-shirt silkscreened with the TEAM.NET logo, featuring a Lotus 7 (or maybe a Caterham 7, what am I, some kind of nerd?)
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 10/02/2026
Send it over here
SNOTEL plot for the state of Colorado showing our current status as significantly worse than any year in the previous 20
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 08/02/2026
Recycling my one good Winter Olympics joke from 2018 Twitter
Arm wrestling meme with “Mixed doubles curling” and “Sundays at my house” shaking on “A man and a woman yell about sweeping”
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 30/12/2025
The Siphon Overpass, looking south from the Power Trail.The Siphon Overpass, looking southwest from the Mail Creek Trail.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 26/11/2025
And if you need more reasons #sponsorshipworks
Kärcher banners decorating the barriers of a muddy cyclocross course with a lone rider in the foreground
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 23/11/2025
TFW you crash twice in a lap (sound on)
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 06/11/2025
Hey now
A quart size ziplock bag overflowing with mostly  bike-themed stickers
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 04/11/2025
Bob Roberts has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Poster for the 1992 movie "Bob Roberts" starring Tim Robbins showing Robbins wrapped in a flag standing next to an acoustic guitar with tagline "Vote First. Ask Questions Later."
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 01/11/2025
So the men’s open field at our local cyclocross race was…kinda stacked
Eric Brunner, Jack Spranger and Ivan Sippy on the podium of Day 1 of Cross of the North. Scott Funston
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 19/10/2025
@alans9.bsky.social turns out the rim is…not OK.
Closeup of a black aluminum bicycle rim with a fatal puncture wound
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 14/10/2025
Eff
A bike tire with a screw through the tread
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 05/10/2025
Riding bikes (or Zwifting) every day until something stops me, day 164
A black and white Giant TCX cyclocross bike leaning against a low concrete wall with fall foliage in the background
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 28/09/2025
Serifed fonts now
Screenshot of headline "Trump, 79, Deletes Weird AI Video Shilling Magic Beds" in Helvetia or some other sans serif font making it hard for us to tell if this is about artificial intelligence or Al Yankovic.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 07/09/2025
Folks, I’ve been racing cyclocross off and on for nearly two decades and I’ve never won a race. Until today.
The Cat 4 50+ podium at Frisco Cross. I’m in the middle with both arms raised.
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 21/08/2025
#crossiscoming, just gonna check the weather real quick before I ride to practice *melts*
A screenshot of a weather app showing the temperature in Fort Collins at 96 degrees
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Count Scott-ula 🧛‍♂️ @jls.cx · 12/08/2025
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is. (7 years ago today)
The National Archives as seen from the Hirschhorn Museum
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