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Jonathan Lewis

@jloracle.bsky.social
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Nearly-retired Oracle performance specialist. 50 years using computers, 40 years self-employed, 35 years as a freelance Oracle specialist.

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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
After #poug2026, the only other user group conference I speak at now, the UKOUG:
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On the plus side, your lawn still looks like it’s flat and unbroken. I don’t understand how mine can dry out AND heave up and crack at the same time. Shouldn’t things shrink when you remove the water ? The first crack is a foot long and 8 inches deep, and the line extends about 8ft across the “lawn”
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Its been a while since I posted about sourdough, and this one ca out pretty well.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
And after several years of losing all the buds to hungry birds, wisteria #2 has finally managed to produce a reasonable display
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s wisteria time of year (for me)
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
And I need a diary entry to take a picture of what it looks like 3 months later. I didn’t do one last year, but this is from 2024.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Looking forward to breakfast tomorrow.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s taken ages to prepare my Dahlia tubers for winter storage. Down to the last set at last. 4 x Thomas Edison. I started with 3 last year, split off 3, gave way 2, at the start of this year and may have to split off 2 more next year.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The internet remembers everything: Middelfart, Denmark, 2006:
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Only two weeks to go #ukougdiscover25 - don't stay up too late on Sunday night if you're thinking of coming to this one:
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I think I must have done a pretty good job pruning my mother-in-law's wisteria this year:
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
First Camellia in the garden. Fingers crossed that the frost doesn’t get them this year.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
And there are entertaining differences between space management after CTAS compared to simple inserts into an empty table: Some (lazy) SQL, and results from calls to the dbms_space package after inserting one row:
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Time for Bluesky to see a sourdough loaf. Just out of the oven and looking good, and smelling great, for breakfast tomorrow.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is what they looked like towards the end of the season - the purple flowers at the front, it was a group of three. Some of the growth was about 5' (150cm) tall.
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Jonathan Lewis @jloracle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Cleaning up the dahlia tubers. The brown bag held 3 of these when we bought them. I don’t think I could even get one back in - and that’s after just one year.
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