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Jeremy

@jlhanke28.bsky.social
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Rocket scientist, dad, husband, and Lutheran trying to make the world smile a bit. This is most certainly true. Lover of Star Wars, board games, Michigan, Brewers, Packers, dad jokes.

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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 7h
Ditka dying in the week leading up to Packers-Bears does not bode well for my Packers. Then again, I was convinced that Bo Schembechler dying in the days before The Game in 2006 was going to matter to the outcome there.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a proud Michigan alum and football fan, I would just like to state that I also deserve a mulligan whenever I completely screw up ad fail at my job. It's the Michigan Difference.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So I think this has to be one of the most unlikely 82-0 lineups possible, right? No Wilt, no MJ (either one), no Luka, no KD, and at least one or two names in there that non-basketball diehards might not even recognize. Stunned that it ended up this way. www.82-0.com/share?id=40O...
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Checks score of Knicks-Cavs... Knicks have 58 points with 6:18 left in the 2nd quarter.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Have we considered that perhaps JD Vance is so unlikeable that the administration asked "What is literally the furthest away we can send him on Earth?", found out Pakistan was pretty close, and then sent him there promising "talks with Iran" just to get rid of him?
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
UConn would have like 30 points if Moving Screens were not disabled by the kid running the simulation. 〽️#GoBlue
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Me watching Team USA women's hockey pouring in goals vs Team Canada anytime (even if it's a mostly meaningless Group A game and not the Gold Medal game)...
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Oh no! The Rams fell for the Bears preferred "play like ass for the first half them stun em in the 2nd half!" strategy.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The discourse is gonna be all about how Caleb Williams wouldn't let the Bears lose (and that last throw and catch was outstanding), but it's totally forgetting that the Packers in this game were basically those monks that make a scene of punching each other in the nuts to toughen up.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Saw Jon Runyan Jr. proposed Michigan hiring Adam Stenavich as HC. I strongly support this only because I would totally send an email like: Dear Coach Stenavich, Remember that time you pancake blocked me on a sweep in HS while your team trampled us 49-0? Good times! Pls send free tix. Jeremy
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This entire thread points to the fabric of what is ACTUALLY the American Dream that these idiots keep missing - it's that if you come here and work hard, you can make something amazing. THAT is American culture. This jingoistic fear of foreigners is repugnant.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Let's see... Young Michigan team built on a dominant running game hosts a dominant OSU team with all-world WRs and a QB throwing absolute darts that has not been tested in months in Ann Arbor on a cold afternoon with likely snow in the 2nd half.... Where have I seen this before?
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Was great seeing Roary and his fans tonight! Hope you had a great night!
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Brewers are going to need to get their bats going or this long series is going to get really really short. Need a good crooked number inning to break things open. #ThisIsMyCrew
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So hard to do cuz you're so trained as a ballplayer to bail on that, but ugh Turang HAS to wear that inside sweeper. At least they showed life in the 9th. Gotta get a win tomorrow night. #ThisIsMyCrew
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
But that Rose Bowl though... 😍😍🏆
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
So much this. I can't stand listening to the national crews after a year. Problem for me as a Brewers fan is that Brian Anderson goes and does the national broadcast, so the regular local crew would be unavailable. Still, anything is better than having to listen to the John Smoltz's of the world
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Really walked into that one. That's a dream #dadjoke setup.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Yup, this is pretty spot-on, though if they subdivided a bit further, I'd argue that the strip of WI north of MKE to Green Bay and over to Lake Winnebago is it's own sub-region. The dialect there is unique (bubbler originates here) and it's definitely not Northwoods until north of Green Bay.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I cannot imagine having earned my rank as a general or admiral and being forced to listen to Pete Hegseth lecture me on how physical fitness and hygiene and shaving beards is the key to being successful in today's military. What an absolute disgrace.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Doubs with poor effort on that screen. A small push probably springs that.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
So the missed grounding call sucks, though I think they missed one on Love earlier too. But there's just no excuse to allow a big kick return and then play so soft in the secondary with the game on the line - YOU HAVE MICAH PARSONS! Play in their grill a bit and give the rush a chance, ferpetessake
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
There's 4 seconds. Why would you even THINK of punting? Took the announcers way too long to catch on.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Occam's Razor suggests something more mundane than meteors. However they ignited, those firestorms were terrifying. Some absolutely harrowing stories came out of Peshtigo, especially the several DAYS before anyone knew about it. Peshtigo Fire was a key part of WI history class back in 4th grade.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Now we just gotta get Fallon, Seth Myers, and John Oliver canned and we can resurrect my favorite podcast of all time! #assemblethestrikeforcefive
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's either this or Jagged Little Pill for me.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Yeah, thought the play calling last week was pretty good. That first half game plan?
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Semaj is definitely chaotic good on the character map. Too many more of those and I'll bump him down to chaotic neutral.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Lost amid the Torpedo Bat furor is Brewers pitching stunk to high heaven after Peralta exited Opening Day. The two Opening Day HRs were Yankee stadium specials. But let's wait to see those bats against some pitching that might be at or above league -average first. Sadly, this year, #ThisIsMyCrew
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Only true idiots like Trump and Elon and their cronies would watch Office Space and be like, "You know, those Bobs in that movie had some really great ideas."
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This thread from one of my favorite Star Wars authors is very good advice. Now I gotta figure out what my lane is...
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Here to cheer on the UM Women's Gymnastics team for the first time this year!! Let's #GoBlue #crislerlive
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I think my conclusion on why Ohio State is so inconsistent this year is just that Will Howard is not a very good quarterback. There are other issues, but that seems like the main one.
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Played a whole bunch of new board games over the Christmas holidays - 7 Wonders Armada, Gnomes at Night, Wyrmspan, Boss Monster Rise of the Mini-boss, and Everdell - along with some old faves (Wingspan, Cascadia, Yellowstone, etc). Always love getting to play more games at the holidays. #boardgames
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Surely this dominant Ohio State team dominated all comers at home and definitely did not lose their last game to a bitter rival with a bid to the B1G championship and CFB bye on the line? 😁〽️
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Can both of these teams lose? Are they trying to find out? #SMUvsPSU?
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Regardless of the outcome of the UGA-GTech game, we can all agree that no SEC team deserves an at-large bid for the CFB, right? 😂 #sorrynotsorry #jkbutseriously
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Jeremy @jlhanke28.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@sunminkimes.bsky.social - welcome to the new platform! Just promise us that you will not listen to the "Bluesky is like if X was nice" and will continue to roast @minakimes.bsky.social here to keep her from getting too far out over her skis. Help us @sunminkimes.bsky.social, you're our only hope!
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