JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The humour is a shy creature found only in fun, happy places but is being driven out of its natural habitat by naysayers and squirrels Don’t know for sure, but it has been rumoured that some have been sacrificed on the alter of misery by people who can’t see a joke when it flies past them. 010
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Same way that I guessed humour was still a thing on here. Wrong twice, I guess. 4420
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Without the explanation, I would have guessed sacrifice. Always good to have context. 2190
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That’s Life made Sunday nights before school - almost - bearable 050
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is anyone else wondering who, the actual, fuck has done the deed but now wants to join FBI? Or, who already is FBI but is worried about an upcoming polygraph? 032
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Or until they get stopped at the village border and unable to shop at Waitrose. 060
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wait until one road in the village wants to leave the rest. People’s popular front of… Splitters! 130
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026An ACTUAL true story and not some primary school level idiot’s idea of a xenophobic scare story. 021
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’d say ‘I’m not paying for any more keys cut, son‘ Based upon a true story 130
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Why the masks guys? You’re patriots, right? You’re the good guys, right? 0371
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Free speech for me, not for thee. Scrutiny for thee, not for me. 020
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Isn’t it a (negative) part of the human condition to rationalise away bad (criminal/cheating) behaviour? They started it You made me angry If we don’t do it, someone else will Everybody does it The tools may change (AI) but the rationale remains the same 000
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Banksy’s a leftie??!! I wish someone had told be earlier. Now all that street art makes sense 041
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Neither do I. Just trying to be intellectually honest. One supported the IRA through conviction. The other through payment. 100
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Farage shouldn’t be compared to Bobby Sands. Sands had principals. 4291
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You’d think it would be happier taking centre stage. No pleasing some celestial bodies 030
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not one to kink shame but the guy certainly looks like he embraces it 110
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is possibly the most normal thing I’ve seen him do. I said my final goodbyes to my parents in a similar fashion. Can’t stand him but I just see a guy saying a final goodbye. 000
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026FIFA sold its soul years ago. Must be on their 10th remortgage by now. 000
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Whether or not his post meets the threshold of a crime is a matter for the police/cps. Whether or not the post meets the threshold of ‘would I vote for someone who posts this without thinking it through’ is for us. The post was ignorant and dangerous. Whoever the object of the ‘joke’ 140
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Just shown my wife this thread with a ‘see this is a thing’ smile. She does her ‘but there are ads before the film’ talk while I am checking my watch whenever we set out to the cinema. 010
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Things I didn‘t know I didn’t know no. 3,004 SPF for tattoos Isn’t Bluesky a wonderful teaching tool! 010
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Television news in the social media age. The patience of toddlers in need of a nap. 080
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We tried watching it together last night but neither of us found it engaging. My wife will probably stay with it for a while longer and let me know if I should return to it. 010
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Our strawberries have been disappointing this year too. Though we’ve had a bumper crop of peas and beans - when I say bumper crop, I mean enough to fill the salad box in the fridge. 010
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Also, I haven’t come across a word for grownup offspring. Calling our 30/40 years old offspring ’kids’ seems odd and ‘offspring’ is even worse (even though I used it here 3 x) 000
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There are few good outcomes when it comes to Farage. I feel for the people of Clacton. It‘s a mess that Farage has created. Those voters have at least a straight choice now. vote for more mess or clean it up and put it in a bin. 150
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It was my fault. I started watching when I heard they had gone 2-0 up. Sorry! 070
JLB @jlbac.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve already got a funny film lined up to watch straight after to put me out of my misery 120
