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Joe

@jlaprade.bsky.social
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Learning || safety || soil testing || Seattle sports || early potential || late bloomer

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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy moley, what a whopper
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kompromat
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Celtics
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Aw man, I missed both of the deleted posts you burned this morning 😭
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The real lesson I took away is torture (tax) the rich into compliance (basic caring/humanity) under threat of a nightly hellscape. I have yet to see regret, reflection, empathy, or generosity have more than a marginal effect so maybe we need to be more like the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is the hardest Captcha yet.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“Well ya see, I can read the constitution better than judges. For example, it starts emphatically at the second amendment.”
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
But obviously seed oils are the most important part of any 4-3 right?
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
May they rest in piss
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
At a vertex of computational centers!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Dave Niehaus!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Chevy Chase.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Love the idea of you breaking down the tape lol!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As a Sonics fan, I’m def hostile to him.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in front of a wall .
Alt: SPOILER ALERT: Dewey Oxenberger sheepishly raising his hand to admit he cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Feed this guy to the machines.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Chargers defense lookin good
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Seems like a waste of your talent and time to expertly review placeholder text.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You have to hit the ointment button I think.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bert Kolde, vice chair of the Seahawks and Blazers - had the exact same question and had to find out lol
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I like knowing what shade of red it is
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Craning your neck to confirm how red it is helps a lot too.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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a close up of a man 's face with the words same as it ever was
Alt: a close up of a david byrne's face with the words “same as it ever was” from “once in a lifetime”
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Can’tBelieveShit ComeBuySupplements! CravenBullShit
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Are any cousins named Tankard Stein?
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Drake meme rejecting the closure of schools to protect the vulnerable and celebrating the closure of schools to protect the vulnerable, one to slow the spread of a virus and the other to slow the spread of political terror.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
muellershewrote.com
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Wonder what price a redaction will fetch these days.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oil and an Epstein distraction? It’s a twofer!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The goose-fat coagulation I’m picturing is gross.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I agree, in a glorious way
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Remote mines or golden gun?
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Survivorship bias meme with the words I’m the only one tested - why do you think the others weren’t tested, dummy.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .
Alt: Doug and Bob McKenzie driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Lol I go there more for the latter than the former!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
*as NYJ perpetually build for an elusive future.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“How dare you enjoy your waning childhood by hustling me out of $0.35 worth of sugar!”
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
To be fair, mom didn’t pack their crayons so I’m sure they were hungry.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Cruelty as a leading principle.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We’re running out of counting, Jerry!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Think they meant Piece President, as in I’ll take a piece of this and a piece of that and a piece of that and a piece of that…
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Upcycling at its finest!
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Have you considered whether your plotline would best be backfilled with buttercream, whipped cream, compote, ganache, or pudding?
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Is there a board for betting odds on which bingo square is coming next cuz I recently found out an old acquaintance is reviewing new ska albums in Indiana of all places. Surely an upstroke harbinger of… well of something.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
To sell our farmland out from under our farmers.
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*then
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Small government at work
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pirate hippie steampunk chic?
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Jerry, please don’t create a blueskysm
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Joe @jlaprade.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
For which I too desperate.
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