Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Contrary to prevailing beliefs, Ted Cruz is, in fact, not made of soft wax, but actual flesh and blood, just like most other human beings. 100
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Those who treat women as lesser are purposely harming the human race. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 12/09/2025There's one theme that runs through all religions- the Golden Rule. Any person acting against that precept is not using any known religion. Those working hard to belittle minorities is Anti-Chistian. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Non-voters rely on the ethics of elected politicians to protect them. If the politicians don't do so, or do the opposite, whose fault is it? 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Is it just that wealthy white sex traffickers are fine? They were just having a little fun that got out of hand? I thought this was exactly the corruption the MAGA crowd rails against. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Democrats are controlling the weather in Texas, the Republicans say. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Is Congress going to say anything about the airstrikes? Don't they give permission? 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Many of us have Un-American thoughts each day. The question remains: who do you want to be and how important is it to remain true to yourself? This core has been tested endlessly, and America has just barely passed the test so far. Can we live up to our own principles that all men are created equal? 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 12/05/2025The USA is no longer a civilized country as civil rights are being trampled. This is not a "civilization." 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 03/05/2025If your church approves of ANY government, it's a corrupt church. 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025You know what drove me away from the church? Christian hypocrites. Money/Fear-based behavior. 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The Golden Rule espoused by most world religions. Any dictator is an Antichrist. 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 18/04/2025We allowed one liar to bring all 300 million of us to our knees. 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 15/04/2025There are 2 kids in the class named Preston. One is caught cheating. The other is mistakenly taken to the dean, accused, and ejected from the school. Fair? 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Log from 2092: My AI master allowed me to experience sunlight for the first time this morning. Many of the other pets have not yet had the opportunity, whether for fear of radiation poisoning or other reasons. I feel so lucky to have been adopted by djt47xz3. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 10/04/2025"And then what happened, Grandpa?" "Well, when I was a child, after 47 removed flow rates on showerheads he removed every last environmental regulation." "I eventually married your grandmother, dJt47.8, and all you kids like you are AI. " 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And yet, the Blessed One's chosen second-in-command was known in these times as a fibber, and the unrighteous stoned him for bearing false witness. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The first explanation I've heard so far that has made sense to describe how supporters of 47 think is that they are on a lower level of consciousness, and still struggling with their own social conditioning. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025This saith the Lord of the wise: " We shall make this land as it once was- And the poor shall know their place, And the rich shall prosper, And the wives shall know their masters, And the uppity brown shall once again serve us, And the prayers of these down trodden shall once again go unanswered." 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the blessed was the best rapist, and he raped very very good. And he was the best boss, taking severe advantage, leaving carnage in his wake, and it was good. And the wise chose him as their Lord, and he lorded it over them bigly. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the righteous slew the wicked, and sent them far away, for they were a darker shade of skin color than was seemly. And the righteous looked to their Lord for much affirmation, but their Lord saith, "I can't believe they fell for that," and went golfing. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And, lo, the Lord God smiled from the paintings, clad in his fine robes and gilded throne, and he promised Nirvana as neverending wealth, yet never hath he spake, nor gave them bread to eat, for he was above such crassness. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And , see, the wisest among us divested their portfolios almost as fast as they divested themselves from their religion, though they sagely swore that their Lord preferred the rich, and it was so. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The sinful wailed and cried, for they received their rightfully reduced medical help and their lessened obscenity of a social security check. And the sinful gnashed their teeth lazily when their education was stripped, for learning was a thing they did not deserve. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the number 666 smiled, and altered its form to the number 47, and it walked across the blackened paystubs, the waste-choked streams, and laid waste eventually even to the unusually boxy and in no way attractive Cybertruck. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the one of the orange face agreed with the wise, and stripped all rights from women, who be wicked, and those of dark skin and dark hair, and dark eyes who might be in some unknown way lesser humans, and truly they became so, for he decided. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And still the wise spake loudly saying, "The rules of the land shall fall, and the law will bow to our orange-faced Lord, he who shall do whateverthefuck he decides is best!" 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the wisest among us have foretold, "We shall choose this rotund orange man to rule us all as he swears he shall, for he promises us heaven for no cost, and he promises our pockets be filled with gold, and, truly, he saith that a monoculture is the only true diversity that matters." 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And the wisest among them spake, saying, "We care not for what our eyes hath seen, nor do we care for what nature, nor the teachers have shown." 010
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And, verily, they compared the US to the Roman Empire. They knew it would fall, but they crossed fingers, closed eyes and said, "But not while I'm still around." And, lo, these same people ignored the angry faces pointing out the corruption, and said, "Not now, I'm using technology." 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 26/03/2025How can any of our military leaders conscientiously defend/ follow the standing "commander-in-chief?" 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Christian Nationalists! The fun way to describe racist, sexist fascists! 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025So, I kinda understand what the far Right is after. But isn't it kinda dumb to try to fix your house by burning down the neighborhood? 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025So funny that "Christians" think that calling themselves such without acting like Jesus actually counts for anything. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025What the heck are laws even for if you can be in contempt of court and just ignore it? I bet if anyone else refused to follow a federal judges ruling they'd be in real trouble. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The Right's siezure of Christianity as a foundation evokes a gag response. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 10/02/2025A new sculpt, the Spider Queen with a few PC minis I thought came out nice: Orc sorc, Lizardfolk, Tortle, and human mink. 110
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This undead construct sat in pieces on my shelf for almost a year while I struggled to decide how to finish it. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025"Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable, and Lightness has a call that's hard to hear." Great quote from a great song by the Indigo Girls. 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Some of the greatest hypocrisy in human history is America calling itself Christian (and actually believing themselves). 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Hey, fellow frogs, the water is warming up quickly! 000
Cap'm Jack @jkjeansonne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Indictments: Fraud Sexual Assault Defamation Hush Money Obstruction of justice Perjury Election Subversion Inciting Violence Embracing Racism (Adding to this list soon) All one person, subsequently elected President. WTF? 020
