John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the quintessential Vikings-Bears experience. Someone needs to put it in a museum. 100
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Vikings DBsstatic.klipy.comQuarantine Got Me Like: Kid Running in CirclesALT: Quarantine Got Me Like: Kid Running in Circles 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Pretty callous and irresponsible layout choice by @sfchronicle.com. Could have just let the story about the woman getting killed by a truck stand on its own, but instead thought these pesky scooter violations also had to be front page news! (and falsely imply that she was reckless and at fault) 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Bottomless pancakes? Has anyone ever walked away from an IHOP breakfast disappointed in the _quantity_ of pancakes? 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Have Hampton in my fantasy championship. How do Chargers fans do this every week? More importantly, how is this team 11-4? 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Jonathan Taylor having to carry a team with a completely ineffective QB should really bring back memories from his Wisconsin days. 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Vikings recovery on that INT return just means Brosmer gets a chance to throw a 5th INT 010
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We've achieved peak mac. The secret is 15 year cheddar 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Almost nothing more frustrating than your QB running out of bounds for a 4 yard loss instead of just throwing it away. Requires negative awareness 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Every time Wisconsin tries something unconventional on offense, my immediate thought is "oh, this is getting blown up". 010
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Everybody celebrating, just hang on a minute. This is still the Vikings we're talking about... 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025JJ McCarthy ladies and gentlemenmedia.tenor.coma car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says lpmALT: a car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says lpm 010
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Just had the domestic equivalent of the going for 2 down 15 argument and I've never felt more exhausted 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025We've found a new low: guy at the gym on the treadmill having a full blown conversation with an AI chat bot ON SPEAKER. 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Wasn't paying attention and heard the "Braaawwwnyy" paper towels commercial, and legit thought it was about Lebron's son. 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm clearly not an expert on university finances, but what's the point in having a $15B endowment if this is how fragile you treat your funding?nytimes.comColumbia Concedes to Trump’s Demands After Federal Funds Are StrippedThe administration has moved to cut $400 million in federal funding to the university without changes to its policies and rules. 010
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Or, and hear me out, as a sitting US Senator and leader of your party, you could do something meaningful to actually oppose his agenda and help the American people. 110
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I think the most egregious part about Brady becoming an announcer is that Fox immediately gave him the premiere slot. No one was like "let's test this out and see how it goes". Nope, Super Bowl right away. 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025media.tenor.coma football player wearing a red jersey with the number 87 on itALT: a football player wearing a red jersey with the number 87 on it 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 24/12/2024"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Mahomes is Gene Parmesan. You know it's coming, and yet he gets you every time. 000
John Hermansen @jkhermansen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Fantasy matchup meant I got to root against Kirk Cousins today, and boy was it fun. 10/10. Almost made up for being on the other side of the experience for the last 6 years. 010
