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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 16h

There was recently a discussion regarding whether AI can generate romance because it is by default formulaic. There is a sacred pact between me and romance writers. They know my sin and I know their sin. A machine cannot write romance because a machine cannot take confession.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Idk a lot about investing, is it normal for an IPO filing to include "may be an existential threat to humanity"

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I can't go out tonight I need to pay down my microloan for words

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I was a kid it was "it's so progressive for you, a girl, to go into tech!" and now it's "how can you, a progressive, justify being in tech?" and honestly I just really fuckin love computers guys it was never meant to be a statement it was a natural consequence of not understanding human beings

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorting simulators went from "whimsical fantasy library" to "sorting the sharded remnants of blood and bone under capitalism" in like record time.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AI companies: we can't regulate ourselves, we must be stopped by an outside force or we will all be dead just shortly after IPO Government: you can't just agree to be stopped, Grok tells me that is collusion AI companies: ok, well we will kill you all then Government: ok have fun

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't tell if I'm terrible at games or it Control Resonant has an incredibly marked skill increase at the very first boss. I guess those aren't mutually exclusive.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's 2027. We're heading into New America on the America Highway to hang out at America City for America Day. All the exits say America. We have been circling for five Ameridays.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The elites don't want you to know this, but the Flock cameras in the parking lot are free. You can just take them home. I have 458 Flock cameras.

Grand Jury declines to indict Ohio man charged with destroying Flock cameras.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"He got bit by an animal and then became that animal" #widowsbay

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It was easier for AI agents to get credit cards than women. That is a joke and I don't need anyone telling me about co-signers. The part that isn't a joke is Robinhood's incredible commitment to transferring wealth directly from retail traders to institutional investors, at scale.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

This is a cute way to reframe "full-time jobs are going away."

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

What you might see is an egregious abuse of power. But what I see is opportunity. First, we initiate bets on socialized medicine and UBI in Kalshi,

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Everyone relax; the world's oldest known tortoise is still alive. It was a hoax. Actually, not just a hoax - a crypto con.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

You know what's crazy is watching Sir Mix a Lot today and realizing how small Back used to be. We've had such runaway Back inflation since the 90s that we don't even realize how much the market has exploded.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Wow, I can't wait until a government warbot guns me down in the street and then tells me "This isn't cruelty. This is innovation. And that's rare." while I die.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Personally, I think it's hilarious that they get stuck with Kid Rock and 'anti-woke Sinners.'

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Remember when eBay waged a psychological warfare campaign against a couple who ran a blog, to the extent that two eBay executives, two managers, and various employees were sentenced to prison? Because I think about it all the time.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I know we aren't supposed to comment on anyone's bodies but should we talk about the fact that this actor has an ever-growing maw on the back of his skull that speaks only in riddle of its own constant hunger. I know, I know, even if this actor is problematic there are other people who also have Maw

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Called out sick to work today and she's really hamming it up

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

There needs to be a safe word for work. Like I can just say "Wildebeest" and the meeting immediately stops and I get to go home.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I feel like ADHD is uniquely terrible right now because I've gone from "I can't start working on that yet - I have a doctor's appointment at 1PM" to "I can't start working on that yet - I don't know when we're going to invade Greenland."

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

In lieu of accurate jobs reports, I'd like to propose the number of incel comments under random Reddit posts as a leading economic indicator.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It's great how there's a turning point in your life where you don't really recover from health issues they just become a sort of permanent status effect.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

In retrospect Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie were so funny like, what if my wife had power

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I think dentists would be more careful if you could eat them. youtube.com/shorts/p4SeJ...

youtube.com

Shark Dentist is coming to PC soon

YouTube video by Tholwaldor

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Counting down the days until someone deepfakes a full 80 minute rendition of Sinbad's Shazaam and the world never knows truth again.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Learned today that Accent is gentrified Ajinomoto.

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Has it been too long and I simply don't remember that the SATs had spooky twist endings?

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typewriter sinking into the sea @jkci.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

"I know, I know; I'm not who you thought you were meeting. However, I am equally attractive, based on weighted vector math. And while I understand that a photo just enough unlike myself as to be unrecognizable is the premise of a horror story, rest assured it is flight attendant approved."