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Kayser

@jkayser.bsky.social
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I am the daughter of Georgianne. I live in the city of Detroit. Detroit Lions fan from the day I was born. Georgianne insisted. I have been voting for women in office since 1982. I got suspended in the 8th grade for yelling a profanity.

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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 11h
youtube.com/shorts/TS5fZ... Someday, this kid will lick a frozen steel pole.
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Firefighters Rescue Kid With Head Stuck in Fence 😳🚒
YouTube video by Bernard Taylor
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 11h
Am I wrong or does the muse from meta look like the adipose from Doctor Who?
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 12h
Those Detroit canal kayak tours make me feel like an animal in a zoo.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's an old book but worth reading.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My daughter is painting.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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#Star Wars #Carrie Fisher #Disney Princess#funniest
YouTube video by Mr. Magic English
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My millennial daughter just referred to a container as Tupperware. I have no Tupperware in the house.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mom, a school teacher, was my first teacher. She wasn't afraid to teach me the truth. Jane Elliott taught the truth.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every YouTube video I've seen for Republican candidates in Michigan, you can like but not leave a comment. PAB.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a school teacher's daughter. I used to sit cross legged (been awhile since I could do that) listening to music with my headphones, reading the World Book Encyclopedia.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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He EXPOSED The Government & Media! 😢
YouTube video by Call of Historia
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/auknQ... Earth: You pollute my water, I will not die. You pollute my land, I will not die. You pollute my air, I will not die. You will.
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Comedian George Carlin ~ Funniest comedian ever! Save the planet #comedy #comedian #comedyvideo
YouTube video by COSMIC GODDESS JULIANNE
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dave Bautista calls out Trump for being WEAk!
YouTube video by Laura
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just got back from Walgreens. I got COVID, Flu, RSV and Pneumonia vaccines. What's really crazy is my co-pay total was $0.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My older sister and daughter are so fearful of spiders that I now am Goddess the Killer of Spiders.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not going out on the boat today. It's not my boat so it doesn't matter.
Boat dock with a bunch of Canada geese blocking the way
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are these things illegal in Louisiana?
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have had Verizon for so long for cellphone service. Their Internet service is horrible.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There's a tornado warning in my area. Okay, whatever.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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American’s First Time At A Hospital In Germany!😂🇩🇪🇺🇸 #germany #comedy #german #funny
YouTube video by Zac Ryan
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's time to read some of my old books.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly and Senator Ossoff
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had a visitor today.
Great Blue Heron on a dock
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My nephew was born on my birthday. He sent me a text.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's my birthday today. My husband who died in 2020 used to play this on my birthday. youtube.com/watch?v=Cs5v...
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The Beatles - Birthday
YouTube video by JC
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Horse Meat
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Jacque Schitt @jacqueschitt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When he dies, the celebrations & fireworks will make any neighboring intergalactic life think our sun went nova.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Things that shocked me when I moved to America
YouTube video by Tech OverWatch
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A boat just sped down the canal I live on and I yelled, "No wake zone!" It slowed down. Also, I learned today that I can scare Canada geese.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Tounesseo” 🤦🏼
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is so much Detroit in this.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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The Speech That Made Obama President 🫡
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There were two canada geese honking near my deck. I yelled, "STFU" at them. They are quiet now.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The whitest tiki boat just went down my canal off the Detroit River. No music. It was just white people criticizing the landscape.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Congresswoman Stevens has voted to increase funding for and thank ICE. I support abolishing ICE.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My daughter who grew up in Detroit, lived in NYC for 10 years and then for 4 years in Boston has moved back home. I told her we were going grocery shopping. We got ready. She looked like a beauty queen. Oh, honey! What did those cities do to you?
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Growing up in the 70’s #70s #nostalgia
YouTube video by My Cool Nostalgia
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So often there's a post that's really good here and I would like to reply but the poster limits replies. No, I won't quote the post.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My millennial daughter asked me (a last year boomer) if this was the only can opener I had. It cost 39 cents 30 years ago and still works! SMH.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Put those fires out or we will force feed you our lettuce.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Shady's guide to life. #eminem #slimshady #hiphop #rapgod #motivational
YouTube video by EminemInBlood
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Michigan Matters: Haley Stevens and Abdul El-Sayed on the issues
YouTube video by CBS Detroit
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's a little hazy in Detroit this morning.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have lived on a canal off the Detroit River for 30 years. We used to have fish flies everywhere. I haven't seen one in two years. I hated them but if this is because of climate change I want them back.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We had wildlife in our neighborhood. Now it's canada geese. Those mother fuckers need to go.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just watched a video on YouTube and the "narrator" pronounced my state's name as mitchigan.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
At this point I'm going with these guys.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The comments are hilarious.
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Kayser @jkayser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I got mumps when I was 6. I got measles when I was 7. The mumps vaccine came out when I was 3 and the measles vaccine came out the year before I was born. Now I'm wondering if I ever received the polio vaccine.
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