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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 7h

Let’s check in on the new and improved, super inclusive Twitter. It’s where conversation happens!

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 8h

Dear universe, whatever I did to deserve this, I’m sorry. Really, really sorry. Go Birds 🦅 😭

Screenshot of the Philadelphia Eagles injury report for Thursday where roughly 2/3rds of the team is hurt. At this point you might as well be listing the front office as well because we may need some of them to suit up on Sunday.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The Eagles are out here doing their injury report in 6pt condensed. 😭🦅

A screenshot of this week’s injury report for the Philadelphia Eagles with two dozen names on it.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yes. Exactly. This is what we want. Can I put this on a mailer immediately?

June tweet from CNN contributor and noted public dipshit Scott Jennings that reads:

I'm going to warn you right now. When Donald Trump leaves office, there will be an effort to erase his name from everything.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you want to get some sleep, you’re picking one. If you want to laugh the whole flight, you’re picking three. You want to put your headphones in and get some occasional small talk, four. Me, I want to fix some issues so I’ll be in two. Go Birds 🦅

A graphic from NFL Network that asks which available seat you take on an airplane.

Seat one is the aisle sitting next to Devonta Smith and Swoop (the Eagles mascot). At least one of them is sleeping the whole flight, the other doesn’t talk.

Seat three is a window seat next to Saquon Barkley and Jordan Mailata, one of which is a known instigator and talker, the other has golfed with Trump so he’s clearly susceptible to peer pressure.

Seat four a middle seat between Cooper DeJean and Zach Baun. They’ll be fun, but professional.

Seat two is a middle seat between Jalen Hurts and Nick Sirianni. This is the seat for a true Eagles sicko because if you give one of us eight hours in that seat we are 100% convinced we could fix this Eagles team. 100%.

Oh, in the rows on the other side of the plane are a bunch of Jaguars players no one cares about. Go Birds 🦅

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Vegas, yesterday. Good thing we let Republicans do whatever they wanted with the military and our economy again, amirite.

Picture of gas prices at a Chevron gas pump in Las Vegas on Oct. 8, 2026.
Regular: $5.79
Plus: $6.19
Premium: $6.59

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well … shit. A first ballot Hall of Famer. Apparently his parents have been very sick, and that kept him out of camp, but he also had very public mental health challenges in the past. I really, really hope he and his family are OK. Lane is an absolute legend and he will be missed. 🦅🦅🦅

Screenshot of a tweet from Lane Johnson announcing his retirement. It reads:

Philadelphia. You truly are the City of Brotherly Love. The best fans and the most prideful city in the entire world.
I have given it my all for 14 years; season after season pushing my body to the max and tirelessly working my craft to not only live up to the legacy of the guys that came before me, but to set a new standard of success for the best franchise in all of sports.

I deeply wanted to gut it out for one more year; to take the field with my brothers for one last season. But after a lot of reflection, ve realized that my personal and family priorities in my life have changed. Right now, it is critical that I focus on my mental health. I owe it to my teammates, coaches, the organization and the fans to have my head and heart 100 percent in the game. And right now my heart is telling me that it's time to say goodbye to football.
At this time, I have made the incredibly difficult decision to retire from the National Football League.

Riding up Broad Street as a World Champion, not once, but twice, and seeing the city in all its glory was the ultimate privilege; I'll never forget it.

Thank you to
Jeffrey Lurie and the entire Eagles
organization for taking a chance on a kid from small-town East Texas, and changing my life forever. And thank you to the many coaches and teammates I've had the honor of working with and playing alongside for the past 14 years; ya'll have become lifelong friends and the brothers that I never had.

Right now, what's most important to me is continuing to focus on my mental health and spending more time with my kids and family.

But Philadelphia will always be home, and I will forever be an Eagle.

Thank you for the love and the enduring support.

#FlyEaglesFly #Pave TheLane

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🎶 We close our eyes … and the world has turned around again … 🎶

Picture of a capybara holding a microphone with two hands, very clearly—and loudly—singing their favorite Boingo song.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t want to take a shot at this person specifically, but are there really people out there who genuinely do not understand the Vice Presidency on a fundamental level? You don’t get to go off on your own. That’s not how the job functions.

Post from a poster who said:

Kamala Harris was silent while Biden was helping Israel commit genocide. She has no character. No spine.
Expect more from black people for gods sake.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Honestly, this is insulting. If you only want people to see two or three teams, go back to only letting four teams make the playoffs. MLB is a farce, enjoy your lockout Go Sox.

* STRAUSS
TEEL
WAUSS
ALDS
ŞFPIES
SCHEDULE
* STRAUSS
OCTOBER 3
Screenshot of the upcoming ALDS schedule for the White Sox and Guardians. The start times and TV networks are:
12:00 p.m. CT| TBS | HBO Max
4:00 p.m. CT | TBS | HBO Max
3:00 p.m. CT | TBS | HBO Max
4:00 p.m. CT | TBS | HBO Max
4:00 p.m. CT | TBS | HBO Max

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Computer: Enhance. … I SAID ENHANCE.

A screenshot from the Washington Post showing how all senators voted on the Iran war powers resolution

An enhanced screenshot of the same picture showing a few of the senators who opposed the resolution, namely, John Fetterman BECAUSE OF FUCKING COURSE.

One final zoomed in image of John Fetterman’s goofy mug, looking like a dipshit ogre who’s shitty life choices have led him to precisely this moment.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ah, well this does explain some things. It also raises some questions, but it definitely explains some things.

Excerpt from the New Yorker piece on Adam Jentleson which reads:

The way Democrats have handled the issue of transgender rights is especially resonant for Jentleson. In 2021, his spouse, the writer Benny Peterson, came out as nonbinary. Jentleson and Peterson tried to make it work, but last year, after Peterson decided to transition, the couple split up. The pair co-parent two children and still vacation together as a family, but they now live in separate houses on the same street. Amid these personal developments, Jentleson has publicly
urged Democrats to recalibrate their position on trans rights, particularly as they relate to sports and to gender-transition care for children. "Part of the reason this has become such a big issue is
that Democrats decided to collectively plant our flag on the fringiest examples of where this stuff comes into play, " he told me. "There's actually broad support for the policies that affect most
people in terms of protection from discrimination and access to medical care." Peterson declined to talk with me about Jentleson or their political views on the record, but Jentleson acknowledged
that his new project has become a sensitive subject. "It's a hard conversation to have, but I feel like I'm doing the right thing by them, "Jentleson told me. "Their job isn't politics. That's my job,
and it is tricky, but I do think that this is going to make them safer and make all trans people better off if we can just beat these fucking fascists.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No, I will absolutely not. Not a chance.

Another incredibly stupid fundraising email from the DNC that I will never open. The sender is Mark Kelly (via DNC HQ) and the subject line is:
Jason, will you let me explain?

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hey, remember when that racist dude who committed all those crimes and who’s featured prominently in the Epstein files was running for president? What did he say about starting wars and gas prices because I forget.

Picture of gas prices at a Chevron in Las Vegas. Taken today, the prices range from $5.19/gal to $5.99/gal.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Along the same line as Rose, who everyone agrees got done wrong, is Capt. Phasma. I mean, come on, you’re gonna tell me she didn’t deserve to make it to another movie? Please.

Gwendolyn Christie as Capt. Phasma in the Star Wars universe. She’s standing in full silver stormtrooper uniform, looking like a badass.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today was my first time getting hit with this masterpiece. So, places don’t want to take cash, and now credit card companies are squeezing them, so they’re squeezing us. America!

Screenshot of a bill that includes a the line:

WE ADD A 2% SURCHARGE ON ALL CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Let me just do a quick check on how ol’ Bill Cassidy voted on RFK Jr’s confirmation to be the head of American public health and … Ah, well, ya see, Bill. There’s your problem right here …

Screenshot of the roll call vote to confirm RFK Jr. Sen. Cassidy (and Sen. Susan Collins) voted to confirm him.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Try to tell me the skyline doesn’t have the juice all you want, but when I’m getting this back to back I’m just not going to believe you.

A repost from
@jasonschreier
about Ross Douthat Leaving the New York Times immediately followed by a post from @daveweigel, about an entirely different subject that leads with an image of Poochie from The Simpsons saying
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
MY PLANET NEEDS ME.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Computer: Enhance. … I SAID, ENHANCE.

A zoomed in clip from that same screenshot that reads simply, “we're going to be fundraising,”

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“Fraudsters? Man, I thought we were friends.”

A picture of John Cafaro, whose name auto-corrects as John Camaro which might be more apt because he has slicked down-hair, a pencil thin villain moustache, and a cigar hanging out of his mouth. He is standing next to a dark-haired woman and they are both looking at camera. He looks like a cartoon caricature of a grifter.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Again, had you pitched this idea of this being what a second Trump term would look like, you’d have been called a reactionary lib etc etc. Anyway, enjoy your Brawndo, America, it’s what plants crave.

A UFC fighter stands in the White House lobby. He’s wearing form fitting red shorts and has an American flag draped over his shoulders. Behind him is an extremely tacky large picture of Donald Trump surviving his first ‘assassination attempt.’ It’s all very wannabe alpha-masculine male but somehow comes off as cheap homoeroticism with a side of trailer park classlessness.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Illustration of a woman in a hospital bed under a green blanket. Beside her bed is a man with brown hair in a blue shirt covering his mouth. The text above the image reads: “Kevin, I’m dying, please stop beatboxing.”

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

What in the ever loving shit.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Image of the Red Priestess Melisandre from Game of Thrones. She is holding a torch, looking like a boss, and below her it reads “The night is dark and full of terrors.”

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Oh yeah, I am 1000% now becoming the Joker. This is the last straw. Sorry in advance for my pending wrath of destruction. *screams and cackles*

A screenshot of what was supposed to be a PDF sent to me. And, originally it WAS a PDF. But is that what I was sent? Absolutely not.

Someone took the PDF and turned it into a PNG. And how do I know this happened? BECAUSE THEY LEFT “PDF” IN THE FILE NAME. THE FILE NAME IS LITERALLY “PDF DOT PNG.” I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The SCOTUS Republicans stole when it’s time for southern states to do some racism.

A sign featuring Lumire the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast that reads BE OUR GUEST.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

🎶 Bring on the dancing horses …🎶

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I vOtEd FoR HiM bEcAUsE oF gAs PriCeS, I doN’t CaRe aBoUt sOmE RaCisT tWeeTs LoLz

Picture of current gas prices at Chevron:
Supreme: $6.09
Plus: $5.69
Regular: $5.29

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The amazing thing about this headline is, you barely even have to finish reading it before you jump up and scream YES, OF COURSE, PRIVATE EQUITY IS DOING THIS.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though

A capybara stands on his back two feet in front of a background of green grass, he is looking at the camera and holding an AR-15. Above him the text reads:

MY UNMATCHED PERSPICACITY COUPLED
WITH SHEER INDEFATIGABILITY MAKES
ME A FEARED OPPONENT IN ANY REALM
OF HUMAN ENDEAVOR.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

You will also be not surprised to know, AI did miserably at this task.

Screenshot from a USA Today article about Grok trying to do an NFL mock draft that reads:

Grok made sure that Sonny Styles, Makai Lemon and others managed to find work with multiple teams across the league.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We are living in the dumbest timeline.

Screenshot from the USA Today that reads:

NFL mock draft 2026: Grok Al
predicts the entire first round

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Is there a particular reason we have to constantly endure the world’s most unqualified dipshits furiously masturbating next to the bloated orange husk of a racist game show host?

Screenshot from a tweet from @Acyn that reads:

Miller: What President Trump is doing is a national miracle that will be studied not only for generations but for centuries to come.

Trump: Kash, see if you can top that.

Patel: Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God's green

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Back to back in my TL just now.

Screenshot of a post from Aaron Rupar that transcribes a conversation from cable news:

ANNA PAULINA LUNA: It is not the intention of the US government to invade

RAMPELL: Did we not just invade?

LUNA: Are you seeing boots on the ground there?

RAMPELL: We just killed the leader of the country! The president has called it a war

LUNA: Strategic strikes are not war

JORDAN: Really?

Screenshot of a post from Leah McElrath that reads:
Tehran tonight.
Twenty people were killed in a US-Israeli attack on Niloufar Square, a busy mixed residential and commercial
neighborhood in Tehran.
(The photo was taken by Iran's Student News Network and has been geolocated.)

The photo shows what looks like the aftermath of an explosion, fire in the night and a child being carried from the destruction beside a woman covered in ash.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The RJ is a right-wing rag, but when I tell you we just are not a serious country.

Headline from the Las Vegas Review-Journal above an image of Trump looking smug at the State Of The Union last night. Behind him, Speaker Mike Johnson applauds with a dumb grin on his face and JD Vance stands smiling, think about a couch and ottoman set he saw recently at an RC Willey.

The headline reads:
‘Bigger, Better, Richer’
implying it’s a direct quote from President ShitsHisPants

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Now look, I get that I’m not a high powered Dem consultant, but is there a reason we can’t run on seizing the FUCKING SLUSH FUND Trump is setting up and sending every criminal in this administration, including but not limited to those in DHS/CBP/ICE to fucking jail? Is that not a thing we can do?

Screenshot of a tweet from Aaron Blake that reads:

Trump announces he's transferring $10 billion from the US government to his "Board of Peace," which critics have likened to a giant slush fund Trump will control.

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