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Jaimie Kaffash

@jkaffash.bsky.social
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Editor in chief of Pulse magazine during working hours. Full time Arsenal fan

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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Türkiye? Eswatini? North Macedonia? Czechia?
Amber Heard shares rare insight into life after moving to another country with new name
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True, but there is another two week break in November (and one in March)
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t believe I have missed this Cornell 7 stuff but it is beyond sickening. For me, I can’t get my head round a message going round to more than 50 boys (they are not men) and not one fucker says anything. Fuck frat boys and fuck these disgusting universities
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jerry Hall is from a law enforcement family in Texas and married Rupert Murdoch. She might well be the most right wing person to have ever lived
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, very helpful!
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep hearing conflicting reports about whether they can take this to the High Court. Philippe says they can’t. What’s this based on?
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a brilliant post and you lot can’t appreciate greatness
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re not the only one to have missed it. If there was any justice in the world, City would be in the Vanarama and this post would have 1,000 likes
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure about the legal aspect, but I know my post was an absolute banger that will forever be unappreciated
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As I understand this, the lawyer seems to be suggesting things will just keep getting bigger and bigger
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am not one for refereeing conspiracies. But I will never forget Michael Oliver failing to send Kovacic off for two nasty challenges because he didn't want to destroy the spectacle. Then sending Trossard off for kicking the ball away half a second after the whistle went
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It absolutely needs more than a one division relegation though. That’ll be.a small price for what their cheating gave them
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my thinking. The PL have already taken their medicine by pushing for a verdict that undermines their own competition. Now they’ve done that, they will want to make City pay (although I understand it is the independent commission who will decide)
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For some reason, the Dubai Legitimate Businessmen’s Club still think City’s values align with their own to the tune of a £7 trillion sponsorship deal. Money well spent
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing I want least is a one year relegation. It has to be longer term than this. Either year on year points deductions or banishment to non league
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sam Lee at The Athletic does the same
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course, I’d also be happy with this. Someone on the ArseVision discord (I know, I know) made the point that Newcastle now are what City would have been without the cheating. Therefore, they should be nowhere near Newcastle now
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel the correct punishment short of expulsion is something like a 40 point deduction every year for the next x (10?) years they are in the Premier League, carried over in the (highly likely) event of relegation. Make them an irrelevance in the long term without bankrupting them
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m as tribal as the next person, but I’ve felt more sorry for Liverpool, United and Tottenham for City’s actions. So weird that even now other fans are pointing the finger at anyone other than City (though I’d accept blaming Chelsea for being one and the same as them)
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
…the PL’s standing will be one small thing. Fans of every other club in the country are voters. If they thing the government intervened to lessen punishment, that outweighs any benefit from good diplomatic relations with UAE
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My point is that these efforts would have come before the verdict. Most likely to get the charges dropped in the first place (much easier), but then not to have such an overwhelming verdict (a bit harder). Any attempts now are after the horse has bolted and pretty much any action will be disastrous…
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I agree and although my rational mind cannot see any way in which the punishment is not massive, I still fear that they will get away with it somehow
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inkling, not online!
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
…would be disastrous for all the authorities. If there was an online the government had exerted pressure, the PR blowback from that would outweigh any benefits they received from maintaining diplomatic ties
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t really understand the pessimism here. The guilty charges are the end game. They’ve lost already. Everything you mention is the power they had before the verdict - I could understand the pessimism around them being found guilty. But that’s done. Anything other than a massive punishment…
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck off BBC
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree he deserves his flowers. But he is also top of BBC Sports page, and second story on the BBC home page!
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't think you'd be doing one this week what with interlulls being so quiet. I'm sure you'll find something to fill it with. Maybe our full back rotations for the rest of the season?
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Were Arsenal keeping their powder dry to try and sign a certain international colleague of our captain this January? I'm saying nothing
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is focusing on the 114 charges - what about the one they were cleared of? Biased MSM
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would definitely count all of these as my interests! (Although not really beer, but definitely Belgian beer)
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like I should go properly. I think there are a few great places in Belgium
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only stopped through. Looked pretty but not as nice as Bruges and Lille in my mind
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went there about a decade ago and I loved it. It is like Bruges but it felt like a living city (whereas Bruges, though beautiful, feels more like a preserved museum). No recommendations, so a bit of a pointless reply, but it is lovely!
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And being soaked in lager when we score...
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It might sound a minor detail, but they had drinking on the stands at the Emirates showing of the CL final and my main takeaway from that was getting soaked with lager when we scored. It’s fine if you’re an idiot who enjoys going to the Boxpark, but not so great for, say, children
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get the logic of how this works even if I don’t agree. But I’d argue that if you are defining “clear and obvious”, a fair definition would be “on review, five experts unanimously agreed it was the wrong decision”
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Medical Journalists' Association @mja-uk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re off! 1st award of the evening is Newcomer & it goes to Emily Warner from the Pharmacist for her story on ICBs & Mounjaro prescribing Congratulations Emily!!! @webershandwickes.bsky.social #mjaawards
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Villa are dreadful
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is completely correct but I hate how they would see this as a sigh that they are special
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He is proper cartoon evil levels isn’t he. The kind of guy who thinks he did it all on his own. In reality, being a billionaire is 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration, 98% luck
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
4D chess from Chelsea. They realise that no European football next season will make CL qualification for 2028/29 even more likely
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I really can’t remember an Arsenal player who stretches the conversations around him to such extremes.” Maybe Ozil?
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Taking up Max’s sub space
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great way of putting it! Yeah, he was towards the bottom of the technical level in the squad last season. This season, it’s gone up and he’s at the very bottom
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m genuinely at the point where I feel sorry for him. The technical level of this squad with the fitness and new signings has gone up so much that he looks so out of place even when there are literal children playing. Really, it’s a compliment to the squad
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was always a risk playing them at this level. It might be a weakened Ipswich team, but these are still men and Premier League players. I just feel this is too much for Big Vik
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Jaimie Kaffash @jkaffash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Check out Sam Fender and Olivia Dean's "Rein Me In" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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