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JJ the cat.

@jjthehappycat.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m JJ. I live in Switzerland with my hooms. I like catnip, snoozing, #hedgewatch ing, food and zoomies.

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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good morning, frens! I had Mom serve me my first brekkie in the garden this morning. I’m all set for my #hedgewatch pawtrol now! 🐾💕
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy #WhiskersWednesday, frens! We had a bit of rain this morning, and since I don’t like getting my royal paws wet, I retreated indoors to hunt catnip mousies. 💕🐾🐭 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Monday eve, frens! I’m out on the terrace, inspecting all the different kinds of lavender we’re growing. Mom says my catnip plants will fit right in. 💜🌿🐾 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy #Caturday, frens! I have moved my #hedgewatch office to this sunbed until further notice. Please direct all important business to staff. 😼☀️🐾 #cats
Grey and white tabby cat lounging on a sunbed.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy #TongueOutTuesday, frens! I can touch my whiskers with my tongue. Can you?! 😺💕🐾 #hedgewatch #cstsofbluesky
Grey and white tabby cat licking the mouth
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Happy Sunday, frens! Two weeks ago, my hooms suddenly disappeared, and with them went my mobile phone! I was completely cut off from the online world. 🙀Thankfully, they have now reappeared, and I’m finally able to follow your shenanigans again. #hedgewatch
Grey and white tabby cat looking into the camera
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy #Caturday, frens! The man in the little box promised sunshine today. He lied!!! So far it’s nothing but clouds, but I’ll keep watch for the sun during my #hedgewatch pawtrol. (P.S. Photo from yesterday evening.) 💕🐾☀️
Grey and white tabby cat on a sunny evening.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hi there, frens! I’m just back from my morning pawtrol and starving. But Mom insisted on taking a photo before she serves my al fresco Brekki. Have a wonderful day! ☀️🐾💕 #hedgewatch #cats
Cute grey tabby cat looking into the camera.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! This was my stinky neighbor and his little sisfur Nene assisting Mom with her gardening on a sunny day while I was snoozing in a safe (and work-free) spot. ☀️🐾💕 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy #ThrowbackThursday, frens. This used to be my favorite launching spot in the evening - before my neighbor Mythos started using it as a toilet and totally ruined it for me! That and many other reasons is why he’s called stinky Mythos! 🐾 🌱 #hedgewatch
Tabby cat launching in flower pot.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
No Mom, there’s absolutely no reason why I decided to launch in this flower pot. None that any human could understand, anyway. ☀️🐾💕 #hedgewatch #Caturday
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! That’s back from the days when he was only a tiny little stinker! 🐾💕 #hedgewatch
The tabby cat Mythos as a kitten.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! It’s my stinky neighbor climbing the wild vines. 🌱🐾💕 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Happy #WhiskersWednesday, frens! It’s another sunny day here and I’m seeking shade under my parasol. Have a wonderful start into the day! 💕🐾🍹 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What exactly are you doing down there, mom?! 🐾💕 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! We all had lots of fun rolling in the sun over the weekend. Even the hooms joined in (not in the rolling though 😺). 💕🐾 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pre-season testing of my palm tree summer spot. I made sure it was extremely difficult for Mom to capture any footage - like a real VIC. 🌴☀️💕🐾 #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Happy #Caturday, frens! I couldn’t make it to the #HWCafe today because it’s sunny and hot and I must air my winter floof while supervising Mom in the garden. I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves! ☀️🐾💕
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy #JellybellyFriday, frens! Another sunny weekend lies ahead, and I’m inspecting it from upside down to make sure I see all the fun from every angle. 😺🐾💕 #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! Here’s my stinky neighbor hiding under the carpet, apparently convinced we can’t see him. 😺💕🐾 #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Frens! Thank you so much for all your #Gotchaday wishes! Staff is still behind on replies, so please accept this official THANK YOU. Sofa scratching will continue until she completes the task. 😼 #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Good morning, frens! It’s my 7th #gotchaday today! So far I haven’t received any extra noms or new toys - except for this little video of last year’s adventures and #hedgewatch pawtrols. I’m off for a snooze now but fully expect proper celebrations later. 💕🐾🎉
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Good morning, frens! This is the face of a cat who delivered a mousie into the bedroom of my hooms at 3am and munched it very loudly so they couldn’t ignore me and had to get up and give me extra noms - in exchange for half the mousie. 🐭🐾😼 #Hedgewatch #tongueouttuesday
Grey and white Tabby cat JJ licking his paws
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Happy first #MythosMonday, my frens! Well, at least the first one Mom actually posted on a Monday — just about. She nearly missed it again! 💕🐾 #Hedgewatch
Tabby cat Mythos sitting in a paper bag
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Good morning, frens! It’s a lovely sunny #Caturday around here, and I’m planning to go on an extensive #hedgewatch pawtrol later today to look out for some mousies. So I’m getting the veggies in now as a starter, so to speak. 🌱💕🐾 #Cats
Grey Tabby cat with the mouth wide open in front of a pot of cat grass.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Happy #ThrowbackThursday to a lazy summer day last year. It‘s about time now that the sun returns from her holiday - what do you think?! ☀️🐾💕 #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Happy #MythosMonday, frens! Apparently my stinky neighbor now has his own Hashtag and will be allowed to post on MY account once a week. What the heck?! I have to admit he‘s quite cute when he‘s asleep, though. #Hedgewatch
Tabby cat sleeping.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Good evening, frens! Apparently it was sunny today, but I was busy snoozing in my bed. I’m awake now and preparing for my #hedgewatch pawtrol. 🐾💕 #SkyCats #TimelineCleanser
Tabby Cat watching the sunset
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Happy #TongueOutTuesday from stinky Mythos. He was allowed to come in and play with a catnip toy in our kitchen. See for yourself how that turned out. #hedgewatch #cats
Tabby cat in a mess of catnip
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Happy Sunday, my frens! Today I‘m chilling - like on any other day of the week. 💕🐾 #Hedgewatch #catblanketsunday
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Happy #Caturday, my frens! I hope you all have a wonderful day today. And before you ask: yes, this position is very comfortable! 😼🐾💕 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Happy #ThrowbackThursday to the day I was allowed to go out and explore my new kingdom for the very first time after adopting my new hooms! 🌱💕🐾 #hedgewatch #SkyCats #TimelineCleanser
A tabby cat exploring the garden at sunset.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
… (Mom could not find any words to describe this) #catblanketsunday #SkyCats #TimelineCleanser
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Good evening, frens! The snow is almost gone. Whiskers will be cleaned, claws will be sharpened, and then I shall return to my daily #hedgewatch pawtrols. #WhiskersWednesday 💕🐾
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hello my frens. The big snow has arrived here, too. I’ll be spending my #Caturday snuggling with dad. ☃️🐾💕 #Hedgewatch #cats
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good morning frens, what are your plans for the day? 🐾💕 #Hedgewatch #cat
The white and grey tabby cat JJ stretching out on his bed.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Good morning frens! After the latest software update Mom couldn’t login into our account again. But she got it sorted and I‘m back now! Did you miss me? 🐾💕 #hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Happy #Caturday, frens! The hooms brought out the Crispmouse Tree!!! 🎄 Mom says only I know why I decided to sit inside this ball of lights… but let me tell you a secret: I don’t either. It just felt like appropriate catting. 😼🐾⭐️ #Hedgewatch #HedgewatchXmas
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Mom promised the Crispmouse tree would come out on the weekend - but nothing! I can’t find a single hint of Crispmouse in this house. I feel cheated.🎄🙀⭐️ #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Happy #WhiskersWednesday, frens. I’m already a bit bored of winter. What about you? I hope at least the Crispmouse tree will come out soon! 🎄⛄️🐾 #Hedgewatch
White and grey tabby cat looking bored.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Happy #TongueOutTuesday, frens! Gotta keep those murder mittens sharp and clean. You never know when you’ll need them - I heard hooms using the V-word last night. 🐾💕😼 #Hedgewatch
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Oh, hi Mom. What are you doing upside down today? 🐾💕☃️ #Hedgewatch #catblanketsunday #cats
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Happy #WhiskersWednesday, frens! I‘m preparing for the snow that is supposed to come tomorrow by hibernating. Wake me when it’s spring - or time for my second breakfast. 😼💕🐾 #Hedgewatch #cats
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Yes, Mom, there really is a ghost in the fireplace. Now, would you please go away and leave me to it? Thank you very much! 👻🐾 💕 #catsofbluesky #WhiskersWednesday
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy Monday, frens! Time to get the hooms up and out the door so they can earn our treats. I’ve been on duty since 5:30am. Have a pawesome week! 🐾💕 #Hedgewatch #catsofbluesky #cats
Grey and white tabby cat named JJ sitting on the stairs and looking bossy.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy #TongueOutTuesday, frens! Earlier today, I had a nice little licky bath while the morning sun was warming my fur. ☀️🐾💕 #catsofbluesky
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happy fresh week, frens! I’m supervising Mom’s yoga today. Apparently there’s a loaf pose - cute, right? 😼 Obviously she’s doing it wrong, but that’s what I’m here for. Now watch, Mom! 🐾 💕 #Hedgewatch #KittyLoafMonday #CatYoga
An iPad showing a woman doing Yoga and a grey and white tabby cat next to it, doing a similar position.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Happy Sunday, frens! Today, I plan to do absolutely nothing - except boss the hooms around, of course. #Hedgewatch #catblanketsunday
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Good morning, frens! A sun puddle and my favorite snoozing spot lined up perfectly this morning. This might just be my lucky day! ☀️🐾🍀 #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday #cats
The grey and tabby JJ relaxing on a scratch post bed and enjoying the sun puddle.
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JJ the cat. @jjthehappycat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Happy #Caturday, frens! Starting the day with a nap in the morning sunshine before my #Hedgewatch pawtrol begins. Have a wonderful day! 🐾🍁💕 #catsofbluesky #cat #catlife
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