Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This was a very satisfying end to a very long sports edging session! The murmurs of a bank holiday was the cherry on top 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Some ideas to make the footyball #worldcup more interesting - games should be played in the Robot Wars arena - all haircuts must be regulation perms, inspected at half time and red cards for failure to comply. - the commentator box should be a glass dome in the middle of the pitch 100
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I think the footyball should be played on a frictionless plane 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Every time england loses in a team sport, an angel gains its pilots license 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The only reason @thegameawards.com isn't part of the EGOT goal is because the award doesn't have a common nickname. The Geoffs? The Keighleys? GEGOT? KEGOT?! I wanna see Anne Hathaway win a Geoff. 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Broken pasta table repaired with spaghetti due to missing pappardelle 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 16/03/2026On the one hand, OBAA was tied for my favourite film of last year with Eddington. On the other hand... Sinners kinda sucked. I don't quite understand how something that devolved into an action slopfest so readily can be taken seriously. 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Hard to articulate the intense joy I get from watching a bird using a birdbath 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"May he rest in peace" they say as my body is lowered directly into the San Andreas Fault 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Formulating some kind of socio-techno-politico theory that AI is fine for devs but a bad thing for artists and that this can be true and not contradictory. 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Ok hear me out: a first person horror game where the player character has to carry around a camera or some other annoying device in order to engage with the spooky stuff, but it's only useful for like 30% of the time. Nobody has done this before I assure you! 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Elton John's nuclear bunker ft. Florence Welch the radiographer 000
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Convening an emergency UN Security Council session to consider a peacekeeping operation to eliminate the increasing threat of new podcasts 010
Jordan @jjp96.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Collapse of civilisation actually wouldn't be so bad I got a lot of books to read so that should keep me occupied til I get killed by raiders or giant mutant crane flies. 000
